Gemini Report

"Geminis Brace for Cosmic Twister: Doppelgänger Alert as Mercury Plays Peekaboo with Uranus!"

The next Gemini will start in 181 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 5 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 195 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 184 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 242 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 186 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey Geminis, buckle up because we're going Warp Speed 9.4 right into a Waxing Gibbous moon! Oh, don't worry, the only side effect is your ever-growing curiosity might reach epic proportions. You see, this cosmic moon phase is like the universe’s version of a double espresso shot, and for you, it's like the power crystal for your Stargate. You're about to be zooming through the galaxy of ideas at light speed. Not like you need any more ideas, you already have enough to fill the Milky Way, but who's counting, right? So, expect an influx of thoughts, ideas and the irresistible urge to communicate them. It's basically like you're hosting an intergalactic conference in your head... just remember, not every alien species uses the same language. Try not to confuse your Earth friends with your quantum physics jargon. On the bright side, if you feel like you're talking too much, just remember that it's scientifically proven that the average human speaks at approximately 125-150 words per minute, but can comprehend up to 400-500 words per minute. So, technically, they should be thanking you for helping them reach their daily word comprehension quota! And hey, if things get too chaotic, just remember the wise words of my friend Teal'c: "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago." Deep, right? Or just confusing... Well, either way, it's good advice. Probably. So, Gemini, embrace the Waxing Gibbous, let your thoughts flow, and remember to laugh at the chaos. After all, the universe is just one big joke, and you're in on it. #GeminiVibes #WarpSpeedWisdom #StargateHumor #WaxingGibbousMadness

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