"Gemini Twins Play Cosmic Tag: Mercury's Retrograde Causes Double Trouble...and a Few Misplaced Sandwiches!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"

"Aries, May the Force Be With You - Because Mercury's in Retrograde and You're Going to Need It!"

"Pisces, Grab Your Hoverboard! Cosmic Waves May Cause Temporal Whiplash This Month!"

"Attention Aquarius: Prepare for Warp Speed Surprises! Starfleet Orders You to Embrace the Unexpected and Beam Up Your Creativity!"

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic overhaul: Your stars are rebooting faster than RoboCop on a caffeine binge!"

"Quantum Leap or Just a Sagittarius Stumble? - Find Out How the Cosmos Plans to Shake Up Your Regular Space-Time Continuum This Week!"

"Scorpio, Expect Cosmic Shifts and a 73% Chance of Accidentally Joining an Alien Cult - It's Just Another Galactic Thursday!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for an Alien Invasion of Balance: Your Scales Are About to Get an Extraterrestrial Adjustment!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Orders Catnip for your Cosmic Catwalk!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, CANCER! YOUR STARS ALIGN LIKE A PERFECTLY CALCULATED DALEK INVASION PLAN!"

"Planets Align for Gemini: Prepare to Juggle Two Personalities, Four Retrogrades, and Possibly Five Alien Lifeforms!"

"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"

"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"

This striking image shows the densely packed globular cluster known as NGC 2210, which is situated in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC). The LMC lies a...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Galaxy of Emotional Meteors - But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Goggles!"

"Swim, You Will Not, In the Waters of Confusion! Clear Skies Ahead for Aquarius, There Are!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Face the Unyielding Law of Saturn: Your Planetary Overlord Calls for a Balance Sheet Inspection!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter - Dust off Those Cosmic Dancing Shoes!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Twist! Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!"

"Libra: Brace for Cosmic Scales Tipping! Might be Alien Intervention, More Likely You Forgot Your Coffee This Morning!"

"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"

"Leo's Forecast: Cosmic Lions, Prepare for a Stellar Hairball of Galactic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Crabby Pants! Lunar High Tide Predicts a Shell of a Week Ahead!"

"Brace for Impact, Gemini! Your Twin Energies are About To Collide in a Space-Time Continuum of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"

"Loony Lunar Lovechild Libra Leaves, Scintillating Scorpio Scoots In - It's About to Get Stinger-ingly Spicy!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into Another Universe: Picasso Paints Your Stars in Cubist Style!"

Artemis II NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman (left) and Christina Koch (middle) of NASA and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen (second fro...

"Mercury in Retrograde Sends a Galactic Text: 'Pisces, Quit Swimming in Circles!'"

"Aquarius Alert: Expect Neptunian Nerd Herds, Uranian Uncertainties and a Sudden Influx of Spock Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready To Channel Your Inner Goat: Mountain Climbing Opportunities (and Unexpected Alien Encounters) Await!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Meteors of Opportunity - Your Love Life May Feel Like a Wild Space Ride!"

"Scorpio, Your Love Life is More Confusing than Quantum Physics This Month: Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde?"

"Libra: The Balance is Off! Time to Tightrope Walk on the Rings of Saturn. Don't Forget Your Geeky Space Helmet!"

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"

"Leo's Forecast: A Roaring Good Time in the Cosmos, or Just One Giant Hairball? Let's Gaze into the Galactic Litter Box Together!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Get Ready! It's Time to Shell Out Some Serious Star Power - Cancer Season is Here!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, prepare for a cosmic voyage as Mercury goes retrograde. Hold onto your socks or they might be teleported to another dimension!"

"Taurus, Hold Onto Your Horns! The Cosmos are Doing the Cha-Cha and It's Time to Step in Tune!"

"Aries, time to strap on those rocket boots! You're set to soar higher than a Reaver on a Red Bull binge!"