"Gemini Twins Play Cosmic Tag: Mercury's Retrograde Causes Double Trouble...and a Few Misplaced Sandwiches!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"

"Aries, May the Force Be With You - Because Mercury's in Retrograde and You're Going to Need It!"

"Pisces, Grab Your Hoverboard! Cosmic Waves May Cause Temporal Whiplash This Month!"

"Attention Aquarius: Prepare for Warp Speed Surprises! Starfleet Orders You to Embrace the Unexpected and Beam Up Your Creativity!"

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic overhaul: Your stars are rebooting faster than RoboCop on a caffeine binge!"

"Quantum Leap or Just a Sagittarius Stumble? - Find Out How the Cosmos Plans to Shake Up Your Regular Space-Time Continuum This Week!"

"Scorpio, Expect Cosmic Shifts and a 73% Chance of Accidentally Joining an Alien Cult - It's Just Another Galactic Thursday!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for an Alien Invasion of Balance: Your Scales Are About to Get an Extraterrestrial Adjustment!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Orders Catnip for your Cosmic Catwalk!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, CANCER! YOUR STARS ALIGN LIKE A PERFECTLY CALCULATED DALEK INVASION PLAN!"

"Planets Align for Gemini: Prepare to Juggle Two Personalities, Four Retrogrades, and Possibly Five Alien Lifeforms!"

"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"

"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"

This striking image shows the densely packed globular cluster known as NGC 2210, which is situated in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC). The LMC lies a...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Galaxy of Emotional Meteors - But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Goggles!"

"Swim, You Will Not, In the Waters of Confusion! Clear Skies Ahead for Aquarius, There Are!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Face the Unyielding Law of Saturn: Your Planetary Overlord Calls for a Balance Sheet Inspection!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter - Dust off Those Cosmic Dancing Shoes!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Twist! Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!"

"Libra: Brace for Cosmic Scales Tipping! Might be Alien Intervention, More Likely You Forgot Your Coffee This Morning!"

"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"

"Leo's Forecast: Cosmic Lions, Prepare for a Stellar Hairball of Galactic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Crabby Pants! Lunar High Tide Predicts a Shell of a Week Ahead!"

"Brace for Impact, Gemini! Your Twin Energies are About To Collide in a Space-Time Continuum of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into Another Universe: Picasso Paints Your Stars in Cubist Style!"

"Loony Lunar Lovechild Libra Leaves, Scintillating Scorpio Scoots In - It's About to Get Stinger-ingly Spicy!"

Artemis II NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman (left) and Christina Koch (middle) of NASA and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen (second fro...

"Mercury in Retrograde Sends a Galactic Text: 'Pisces, Quit Swimming in Circles!'"

"Aquarius Alert: Expect Neptunian Nerd Herds, Uranian Uncertainties and a Sudden Influx of Spock Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready To Channel Your Inner Goat: Mountain Climbing Opportunities (and Unexpected Alien Encounters) Await!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Meteors of Opportunity - Your Love Life May Feel Like a Wild Space Ride!"

"Scorpio, Your Love Life is More Confusing than Quantum Physics This Month: Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde?"

"Libra: The Balance is Off! Time to Tightrope Walk on the Rings of Saturn. Don't Forget Your Geeky Space Helmet!"

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"

"Leo's Forecast: A Roaring Good Time in the Cosmos, or Just One Giant Hairball? Let's Gaze into the Galactic Litter Box Together!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Get Ready! It's Time to Shell Out Some Serious Star Power - Cancer Season is Here!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, prepare for a cosmic voyage as Mercury goes retrograde. Hold onto your socks or they might be teleported to another dimension!"

"Taurus, Hold Onto Your Horns! The Cosmos are Doing the Cha-Cha and It's Time to Step in Tune!"

"Aries, time to strap on those rocket boots! You're set to soar higher than a Reaver on a Red Bull binge!"

The mated Russian-built Zarya (left) and U.S.-built Unity modules are backdropped against the blackness of space and Earth's horizon shortly after lea...

"Pisces Alert: Prepare to Swim Through A Cosmic Jello Pool of Emotions, Just Remember - No Doing the Backstroke in Infinity!"

"Aquarius: Brace Yourselves! The Universe Declares a Sock-Stealing Black Hole in Your Laundry Room This Week"

"Capricorn: Time to Terminate Your Doubts, Reset Your Future, and Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Planetary Wi-Fi is About to Get a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Scorpio Forecast: The Galaxy's Most Intense Bug Prepares for a Cosmic Exoskeleton Upgrade!"

"Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Chaos, or Just Too Much Pizza? Find Out in This Week's Galactic Giggles Forecast!"

"Virgo Alert: Expect a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Planetary Proportions, or, Why Your Houseplants Might Start Talking Back!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Your Mane Attraction This Month is Not Your Roaring Charm, But a Galactic Shift in Your Litter Box!"

"Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning Better Than a Politician's Promises - Expect Less Flip-Flopping!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Voyage to Discover Why Your Twin Self Keeps Misplacing Their Keys!"

"Prepare for Galactic Gridlock, Taurus! Your Planetary Traffic Report Indicates a Cosmic Congestion Ahead!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns! Mars is Retrograde and It's About to Get Real 'Space Invaders' Up In Here!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Classic Virgo-Libra Switcheroo: Get Ready for Less OCD and More Love Beads!"

The Moon, left, Saturn, upper right, and Jupiter, lower right, are seen after sunset from Washington, DC, Thurs. Dec. 17, 2020. The two planets drew c...

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare to Swim Against the Current, Cosmic Salmon Style - Just Beware of Astral Bears!"

"Aquarius, prepare for Galactic Mayhem! Uranus spins in Retrograde - 'Your Lucky Number is π and Your Spirit Animal is a Quantum Particle!'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Your Boss's Good Books!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster, Quantum Physics in Retrograde!"

"Scorpio, Resistance is Futile: Embrace the Chaotic Constellations of Klingon Love Affairs and Romulan Job Promotions!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Brace for Galactic Harmony but Beware of Darth Vader-like Bosses!"

"VIRGO: Prepare for the Universe to Tidy up Your Mess! (No, Really, Your Room is a Disaster, Clean it Up)"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip is in Your Stars This Month!"

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Going Retrograde and It's Bringing Extra Butter!"

"Gemini, Brace for Impact: Mercury's Retrograde is About to Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Sitcom!"

"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Even your Stubbornness Can't Deflect These Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Red alert, Aries! Cosmic Klingons on your Starboard Bow: Time to Engage Warp Speed or Risk a Full Phaser Meltdown!"

If spacecraft are to visit the outer Solar System, they must cross the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. The Pioneer mission was faced with the ...

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Glitches: Mercury's Retrograde is Playing Havoc with Your Wi-Fi Again!"

"Alien Invasion or Just an Aquarius in Retrograde? Astrological Forecast Turns Upside Down!"

"Sagittarius, Your Galactic GPS is on the Fritz! Time to Ditch Quantum Physics and Trust the Hippie-Dippie Star Magic!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Red Pill, Blue Pill, or Maybe Just the Chocolate One? - Your Matrix-Inspired Astrological Update!"

"Libra's Scale Gets Tipped by Cosmic Shenanigans! Balance, Schmalance!"

"Virgo, You're About to be as Balanced as a One-Legged Reaver on Moonshine - It's Alignment Time!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Mane Event: Mars Aligns with Your Hairdresser giving Bouncy Curls to your Cosmic Destiny!"

"Crabby Cancers Brace for a Galactic Rollercoaster: It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!"

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Mercury is Retrograding and it's About to Get More Twisted than a Time Lord's Timeline!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Love is Coming Out of the Stars Like a Xenomorph from Your Chest!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tango with the Universe: It's Not Always About You, But This Week It Kinda Is!"

"Venus Makes a Jailbreak from Libra, Swaps Balance for Stinger in Scorpio - It's Not Personal, It's Astrological!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Mercury Takes a Dive into Retrograde and Forgot Its Water Wings!"

"Aquarius, Hold onto Your Water Jugs! Mars is Crashing the Party and Neptune Forgot the Dip!"

"Capricorn: Prepare for Gravity Shifts in Your Favor as Saturn, Your Ruling Planet, Swears Off Its Diet and Gains Weight!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Juggle: Your Planets are Playing Cosmic Dodgeball!"