Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: A Roaring Good Time in the Cosmos, or Just One Giant Hairball? Let's Gaze into the Galactic Litter Box Together!"

The next Leo will start in 229 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 22 days, at Friday, 29 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 209 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 218 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 333 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Well, hello there, all you Leos! Fancy meeting you here in the cosmos. Let's see... The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old, which is just a smidge older than that leftover pizza you've been debating on eating. I'd recommend against it, by the way. The moon and your stomach both need some time to renew. Now, according to my trusty star charts (and no, they're not drawn in crayon this time), Leos, you may feel like today is one of those days where everything goes topsy-turvy. You know, like when you're trying to do laundry and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where socks are the dominant form of life. It happens more often than you think! Don't fret though, because let's remember, you are Leo the Lion! Fearless, majestic, and slightly prone to hairball incidents. But hey, nobody's perfect. So roar back at the world, even if it feels like you're caught in a universal game of 'Whack-a-Mole'. Your mantra for today is: "I'm as invincible as a tardigrade in a vacuum!" Repeat it, believe it and watch how the universe bends to your will. Well, either that or it'll laugh, but at least you're entertaining someone, right? And remember, Leos, keep shining like you swallowed a supernova, because your light can outshine even the biggest black hole. Just watch out for any approaching Daleks, they tend to get a bit jealous. So go ahead, show the universe what you're made of - stardust and awesomeness! And maybe a little bit of chocolate, if you're anything like me. #LeoRoars #TardigradeTough #SupernovaSwag #DalekDodger

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.12.2023 07:42:01 (leo-07-12-2023)