Virgo Report

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"

The next Virgo will start in 260 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 25 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 232 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 242 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, listen up Virgos! With a 24-day old waning crescent moon lighting up your skies, you're in for a wild ride. Picture yourself as a character in an episode of Stargate SG-1. The gate's spinning, symbols aligning, and you're about to step through into the unknown. You're like Daniel Jackson decoding the Stargate symbols. I mean, you love a good puzzle, right? But don't forget to take off those glasses once in a while, get out of that library, and enjoy some sunshine. Trust me, Vitamin D is just as important as Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Watch out for some Teal'c-level seriousness creeping into your work life this week. Try not to zat your co-workers with your laser-sharp attention to detail, okay? Just remember, you can't translate every Goa'uld symbol in a day. Take it slow, one alien language at a time. And as for your love life, it's about to get as spicy as a serving of Carter's chili. If you're single, brace yourself - you may have a rendezvous with a hot alien. If you're in a relationship, it's a perfect time to plan a romantic date on a moonlit Abydos beach. Just watch out for any lurking sand worms. So there you go, Virgos. Keep your eyes on the stars, but don't forget to keep your feet firmly grounded on Earth... or whatever planet you find yourself on. Remember, what happens on Chulak, stays on Chulak. #VirgoStargateStyle #WaningCrescentMoon #AlienLoveLife #InterstellarChili #NerdAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-07-12-2023)