"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Your Way Into Love, because Uranus is in Retrograde and Your Emotional Baggage is Lighter On Other Planets!"

"Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Uranus in Retrograde May Cause Sudden Urge to Invent Time Travel!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s Back in Town and It Brought Its Bag of Cosmic Karma!"

"Sagittarius, the Universe Calls: 'Aliens Not Involved, Just Your Own Goofy Decisions'"

"Scorpionic Supernova Alert! Expect Cosmic Whiplash as Mars Pulls a Quantum Prank!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Scales or Juggling Alien Tech? Either Way, It's Time to Dial Home!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Stars in Your Path Than a Trekkie Convention and Fewer Romances Than Sheldon Cooper's High School Diary!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, as Cosmic Hairballs Align in Your Favor!"

"Cancerians Beware: Crab Walking Backwards as Mercury Retrogrades - No Timey-Wimey Stuff Can Fix This!"

"Twins Unite! Gemini's Planetary Ping Pong Match Predicts Peculiar Power Surge - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Taurus, get ready to grab the bull by the horns! Uranus is retrograde and it's not because it forgot its password for the 10th time this week!"

"Aries, Prepare to Judge Your Stars: Galactic Gavel Drops on Your Love Life!"

Orville Wright makes the first powered, controlled flight on Earth as his brother Wilbur looks on in this image taken at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, o...

"Get Your Gills Ready, Pisces! Cosmic Tsunami of Luck Riding Your Way, Just Remember - No Running in the Hallways of the Universe!"

"Crab Nebula's Wacky Cousin Aquarius: Surprise, You're the Universe's Science Project This Week!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Wacky as a Quantum Physics Party!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact! Your Love Life Might Rival the Big Bang This Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Navigate an Asteroid Field of Emotions! Remember, the Odds are in Your Favor...Mostly."

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Stars are Fluxing More than a Capacitor - Prepare for Outta-This-World Changes!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Future: It's Not 1985 Anymore!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Ups the Ante - It's Like a Galactic Game of Dungeons and Dragons, But Without the Cheesy Snacks!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Cosmic Tidal Wave of Change is Crab-Walking Your Way - Better Put on Those Water-Proof Bibs!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic High-Five: The Stars are in a 'Twinning' Mood!"

"Battlestar Bull-tastica: Taurus, Brace Yourself For a Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions This Month!"

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Brace for Cosmic Headbutts and Starlit Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon Ditches its Capricorn Sweater Vest and Dons an Aquarius Tie-Dye T-Shirt!"

"Once the rocket launched, [I saw] how it illuminated such a dark space. So even when you're in a dark space, you can let your light shine. And it won...

"Pisces, Hold onto Your Scales! - The Universe is About to Tickle Your Cosmic Funny Bone With a Quantum of Quirks!"

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Jetpacks! It's Not Mars Retrograde, It's Just Life Getting Extra Terrestrial!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Jokes: Universe Set to Misplace Your Keys in the Fourth Dimension This Week!"

"Sagittarius: It's Not Your Fault the Universe is in Retrograde, but Grab Your Towel Anyway!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Robotic Precision, Sting Like a Bee and Watch Out for Falling Stars...or Is That Just My Jetpack Misfiring?"

"Libra: This Week, Even the Stars Align for Your Coffee Addiction, Picasso Would Be Proud!"

"Virgo, You're due for a Cosmic Overhaul: The Universe Has Scheduled Your Software Update!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for the Cosmic Catnip Effect: It's Not a Hairball, Just Mercury Retrograde!"

"Prepare for Galactic Conquest, Cancerians! Mars Enters Your House, Promising More Energy Than a Fully Charged Dalek!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! The Universe is Sending More Twins Your Way - As If You Weren't Already Twice the Trouble!"

"May the Bull be With You: Taurus Navigates Life Faster Than the Speed of Light, Hopefully Not Into a Death Star!"

"Aries, Brace for Warp Speed: Star Trek to Your Future, No Klingons Allowed!"

Artemis II crew members, shown inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, stand in front of...

"Hold onto Your Fish Tails, Pisces! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Splashy!"

"Quantum Quirks and Nebular Nonsense: Aquarius, Time to Buckle Up Your Starship and Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Clean Up Your Cosmic Clutter: The Universe is Sending You a Bigger Dustbin!"

"Jupiter's Doing a Breakdance: Sagittarius, Hold onto Your Arrows, It's Time for an Intergalactic Hoedown!"