"Cancer, Phone Home: Intergalactic Love Lines Ring Busy This Month!"

"Get to da Choppa, Gemini! Your Stars are Blasting Off on a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time-Locked Dalek in a Debate Club!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and Your Starry Rollercoaster Ride Begins!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon Pulls a Crabby 'C' as it Skedaddles from Gemini to Cancer - Expect Extra Cheese With Your Lunar Pie!"

"Pisces, May the Force (and a Few Friendly Fish) Be With You During This Planetary Hokey-Pokey!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Cuddles!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Mars in Retrograde - Great Time to Blame Your Problems on the Universe, Or Alien Abduction!"

"Great Scott! Sagittarius, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Your Destiny with Jupiter's Alignment - It's Heavy Duty Cosmic Stuff!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact! The Stars are Plotting a Cylon-Level Plot Twist in Your Love Life!"

"Brace Yourselves, Libras! Venus is in Retrograde and She's as Moody as a Dalek on a Diet!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Twists than Schrödinger's Cat's Tale and Fewer Tidy Outcomes than a Black Hole Vacuuming Session!"

"Leo, Grab Your Red Pill: It's Time To Unplug From The Matrix And Roar Through the Cosmos!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Time Fluxing Star Patterns Predict a Week Full of Hoverboard-Style Highs and Biff Tannen Lows!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Stars Poised to Spark Inter-Galactic Party! Space-time Continuum Confused!"

"Great Scott! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload as Venus Retrogrades Your Love Life to 1955!"

"Aries, Boldly Going Where No Ram Has Gone Before: A Star-Crossed Adventure in Assertiveness and Spontaneous Decisions!"

This majestic image of the dazzling green lights of the aurora borealis was captured on March 17, 2015, around 5:30 a.m. EDT in Donnelly Creek, Alaska...

"Pisces, Get Your Swim Trunks Ready - It's About to Get Real Splashy in the Cosmic Pool!"

"EXTERMINATE Boredom, Aquarius! Galactic Shifts Set to Inject New Adventures into Your Life-Cycle!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift, Highly Illogical Yet Emotionally Profitable!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Mega Party and You're the Guest of Honor - Bring Your Own Nebula!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect to be Stung by Opportunity! Just Remember, No Actual Scorpions Involved... Hopefully!"

"Libra's Scales Tip in Favor of Cosmic Balance: HAL 9000 Declares, 'I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Destiny, Dave!'"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Cleanliness - It's Time to Beam Up Those Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Forecast: Prepare to Roar! The Universe has a Lion-sized Treat for Your Royal Highness!"

"Cancer, May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Galactic Guidance Predicts a Rebellion Against Your Usual Routine!"

"Galactic Geminis! Mercury's in Retrograde, and You're About to Have Twins!"

"Raging Bull, Chill Out! - Uranus is Not Actually Coming for Your China Shop: A Taurus's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Rodeo!"

"Aries Forecast: Brace Yourselves, Cosmic Rams! The Stars Predict a 'Baa-d' Hair Day but a Stellar Week Ahead!"

NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 Flight Engineer Stephen Bowen holds a small pie that is festively decorated in commemoration of Pi Day aboard the Int...

"Pisces, Ready for a Galactic Plot Twist? Pluto's Retrograde is About to Flip Your Fishbowl Upside Down!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Astrological R2-Detour: May the Cosmic Force be with You this Month!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Goat Rodeo: Stars Align in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Buckle Up! The Cosmos is About to Take You on a Galactic Roller Coaster of Serendipity!"

"Bleep Bloop Blorp! Scorpio's Stars Align in a Sassy Galactic Waltz—May the Cosmic Force Be with You!"

"Balancing Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Hilarity, Love & Quantum Physics - Hold On To Your Beakers!"

"Virgo Vibes: When Planetary Alignment has More Precision than Your Pocket Calculator!"

"Leos, Get Ready to Roar! - The Universe Plans a Galactic BBQ and You're the Main Course!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Tidal Waves and Astrological Artichokes Await!"

"Twins, Hold Your Phasers! Mercury is NOT in Retrograde, it's just a Temporal Anomaly!"

"RoBOvine Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Planetary Pat-Downs - It's Not Personal, Just Uranus Being Pushy!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Run: Mars is No Longer in Retrograde, So Tie Those Shoelaces Tight!"

"Moony Makes a Mad Dash: Lunar Unit R2-D2 Reports Relocation from Taurus to Gemini, Promises Galactic Gossip!"