Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Astronauts Protect Their Eyes with Eclipse Glasses

NASA astronauts Stephen Bowen, left, Frank Rubio, Warren Hoburg, and UAE (United Arab Emirates) astronaut Sultan Alneyadi, right, pose for a photo wea...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Alert: The Force of Neptune is Stronger than Ever. Beep Boop, Brace for Emotional Tsunami!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower - Remember, It's Not Alien Slobber, Just Starlight Love!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Phaser Set To Stunning: Your Galactic Love Life is About to Warp Speed Ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Bow! Unexpected Celestial Shenanigans Ahead - Spoilers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Scales Tip the Justice: Judge Dredd Puts Balance to Trial in Cosmic Court This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just doing a cosmic cha-cha slide. Prepare for a week of celestial salsa!"

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Leo Report

"Bounty of the Stars: Leo's Galactic Forecast - Now with 100% More Wookie Charm and Less Sarlacc Pitfall!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, prepare for a cosmic crab-walk! The stars whisper 'sideways is the new forward' and your moon's in retrograde. Hold onto your shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Double The Fun, Double The Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride Into The Twilight Zone of Retrogrades!"

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Taurus Report

"Star-crossed Tauruses, boldly go where no bull has gone before: Unexpected romance and a Spock-like logic upgrade in your weekly horoscope!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You're About to Burst into Cosmic Flames Brighter Than a Supernova in a Firefly Marathon! Hold Onto Your Space Boots!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moon Ditches Aquarius to Skinny-dip in Pisces: Galactic Shifts and What They Mean for Your Netflix Queue!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Exobiology Deputy Branch Chief Melissa Kirven-Brooks

“… I've just seen such tremendous things happen since I've been part of the Astrobiology Program, and that's why I'm pretty confident we're going to f...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: Neptune's Got a Tsunami of Whimsy and Quantum Fluctuations Heading Your Way!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Crumbs - Aquarius, Your Planetary Playlist is on Shuffle this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Great Scott, Capricorn! It's Time to Flux Capacitor Your Future: Will You Stay in 1955 or Jump to 2022?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Heads Up! Your Archery Skills Won't Help In The Orbit Of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself! The Universe Sends Mixed Signals: Mercury in Retrograde or WiFi Glitch?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Organize Your Socks by Color and Conquer Quantum Physics - All in a Day’s Work!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare To Roar: Your Lion's Main Attraction Might Be a Black Hole This Week - But Don't Worry, It's Just a Hairball!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Star Gazers, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Your Moon is in Retrograde and Mars is Acting Like a Jealous Sibling!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Buckle up for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload in your Quadrants of Communication!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Incoming Comet of Chaos Might Just Rearrange Your Living Room Furniture!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Strap on Your Rocket Boots! You're About to Moonwalk Across the Milky Way of Life's Challenges - With a Side Order of Quantum Physics!"

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Venus is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Venus Ditches Pisces for Aries: A Stellar Break-Up to Ignite Your Fiery Passions!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Carving a Path

What looks like highways going through a metropolitan area are actually a series of glaciers carving their way through the Karakoram mountain range no...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic soup! The universe is offering you an extra serving of stardust this month, hold onto your fins!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quasar Quirks or Nebula Nuisances? Either Way, Hold onto Your Warp Cores, Aquarians, It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride Through the Space-Time Continuum!"

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Capricorn Report

"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn! Planetary Alignments Dictate a Week of Unavoidable Social Interaction!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life's About to Encounter a Quantum Singularity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Stinging Tail You Must Not! Love and Light for Thee, the Stars Foretell, Hmmmm."

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance or Bust! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Tug-of-War, So Grab Your Space Popcorn!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde! Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos, Misplaced Reading Glasses, and Quantum Physics Debates!"

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Leo Report

"Resistance is Futile, Leo: Prepare to be Assimilated by Jupiter's Good Vibes this Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Buckle Up! Your Star is on Lightspeed to Loveville - Don't Forget to Pack Your Heart's GPS!"

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Gemini Report

"Quantum Flux Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Duality Dilemma as Your Twin Stars Go Warp Speed!"

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Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus! Prepare to Be Assimilated by Saturn's Retrograde Humor Beam!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Your Stars Are Cooking Up a Supernova of Success - Just Remember Not to Burn Your Cosmic Cookies!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Breaking News: The Moon is Relocating from Capricorn to Aquarius - No Wall Can Stop It!"

ChipWitch Today for 3 April, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A Home for Astronauts around the Moon

The primary structure of the Gateway space station's HALO (Habitation and Logistics Outpost) module is one step closer to launch following welding com...

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