"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Your Emotional Fish Are About to Experience Zero Gravity!"

"Aquarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Seas: Your Serenity Might Encounter Some Unexpected Black Holes!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Your Goat-like Stubbornness About to Face Cosmic Goat Yoga Session!"

"Sagittarius, It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Aiming High, Shooting Arrows and Hopefully Not Hitting Your Foot!"

"Scorpions, Grab Your Stingers! Middle Earth is Calling You for an Unexpected Journey this Month!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales! Or the Universe Might Tilt and We'll All Slide into Pisces' Emotional Pool Party!"

"Virgo, Phone Home! Your Cosmic Cleanup Duty Calls Amid a Galaxy of Retrogrades!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Fifth House and It's Party Time!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell and Wand: An Epic Quest of Cosmic Proportions Awaits in Your Horoscope - Frodo Baggins Style!"

"Twins on Patrol: Gemini, Prepare to Double Down on Destiny, Funky Vibes, and Black Holes of Chaos. It's Not Crime Fighting, But it Might as Well Be!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus: Your Bullish Persistence May Encounter Some Space-Time Wrinkles This Month!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Galactic Collision of Energies as Mars Shifts into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Star Socks!"

"Pisces Prepares for Galactic Overload: Too Many Fish in the Cosmic Sea!"

"Aquarius, This Week You'll Be More Balanced than the Force on a Good Day - Just Watch Out for Any Unexpected Sith Encounters!"

"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Stars Suggest a Stellar Week Ahead, If You Can Dodge The Asteroids of Life Like You're in a Galactic Federation Video Game!"

"Scorpio's Stars Align: Prepare For a Cosmic Makeover, Just Remember, No Capes!"

"Oh My Stars! Libra, Get Ready to Balance More Than Just Jedi Diplomacy This Month!"

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Bowties! Intergalactic Twists and Turns Ahead... and Spoilers, Sweetie!"

"Brace Yourselves, Leos: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Cat and Mouse!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Emotions: Galactic Forecast Predicts High Tide of Feelings!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Dazzling Duel of Doppelgangers as Your Twin Stars Gear Up for Galactic Giggles!"

"Planetary Alignment Says: Taurus, Grab Your Bull by the Horns and Prepare for a Space Odyssey of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon is Evicting Leo for Virgo - Cosmic Drama Ensues!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"

"Interstellar Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Ride as Mars Shifts into High Gear! (Also, Don't Forget Your Helmet.)"

A fast boat is seen at sunrise after the landing of SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft a few hours earlier in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Pens...

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Poised to Plunge into a Puddle of Planetary Perplexities! Grab Your Galactic Goggles!"

"Beam Up Your Expectations, Aquarius! Starfleet Predicts a Warp-Speed Week of Interstellar Surprises & Tribble-Level Troubles!"

"Capricorn, brace your circuits: It's not a trap, just Venus in retrograde! Prepare for emotional overloads and occasional system glitches!"

"Sagittarians, Brace Yourselves: The Cosmos Goes Retrograde in Hippy Chic, Expecting an Influx of Space-Time Anomalies and Sudden Cravings for Tofu!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by a Wave of Cosmic Sarcasm - Brace Your Alien Antennae for Mercury's Next Retrograde Tango!"

"Libra: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Love Life, but Beware of Klingons in the Workplace!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Clean-Up! Stars Align, Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo's Forecast: In a Galactic Twist, Expect Retrograde Planets to Mess with Your Mane... and Maybe Your Netflix Recommendations!"

"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon, After a Dramatic Leo Performance, Gets a Virgo Makeover. Will It Now Start Alphabetising Its Craters?"

"Cancer, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Lunar Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles Ahead!"

"Twins of the Galaxy, Beware! Mercury Retrograde, It Is - Communicate Clearly, You Must!"

"Beam Me Up, Bullseye! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Uranus Goes Retrograde in Your Pasture!"

"Aries, Time Travel Alert: Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is in Overdrive - Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Energy This Week!"

"I've come a long way from thinking, 'Well, I did this whole dissertation on geysers, what it would take for them to erupt, for a spacecraft to see th...

"Pisces, Prepare to Be as Resilient as a Cockroach: The Apocalypse is Coming...Just Kidding, It’s Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Astrology: Aquarius, Get Ready to Surf on Schrödinger's Wave of Uncertainty!"

"Capricorn Supernova: Expect A Planetary Promotion, Unless Mercury Retrograde Sends The Memo To Uranus By Mistake!"

"Logical Inconsistencies Abound: Sagittarius Can Expect an Illogical Amount of Fun This Week - Highly Illogical, Yet Fascinating!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Chaos or Just Another Tuesday? Either Way, Grab Your Telescopes and Tie-dye T-Shirts!"

"Libra, This Week You'll Balance More Than Just The Force: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Social Life and Not Turning to The Dark Side"

"Virgo, You're About to Stress Clean Your Spaceship: Your Alien Lifeforms Can't Hide in the Mess This Week!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Catnip Party Just for You!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for a Galactic Ride: The Universe Plans to Shell-shock You with Spicy Celestial Salsa!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Dual Personality is Set to Multiply by the Power of Quantum Physics This Week!"

"Bovine Alert! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Planets Square Dance in Your Sign!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it’s Throwing a Cosmic Curveball of Galactic Proportions!"

Gemini VI astronauts Thomas P. Stafford (left), pilot, and Walter M. Schirra Jr., command pilot, are shown during suiting up exercises at Cape Kennedy...

"Pisces, Grab Your Lightsabers! The Stars are Aligning in a Galactic Dance-Off and You're the Lead Choreographer!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarius: Your Forecast Predicts a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Craziness - and No, You Can't Blame Mercury This Time!"

"Logical Forecast Alert: Capricorns, Brace Your Antennas! The Universe Sends an Illogical Abundance of Positivity Your Way!"

"Galactic Alert! Sagittarius, May The Stars Be Ever in Your Favor...But Watch Out for Jupiter's Mood Swings!"

"Scorpio, buckle up! This month is going to be more unpredictable than a politician's promise during election season!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Balance Your Flux Capacitor or You'll Be Late for Tomorrow...Again!"

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Full-On Tidying Frenzy as Mercury Mops the Floor with Retrograde!"

"Leo, Prepare to Rumble: Your Mane Attraction this Month is Not Your Hair, but a Retrograde Mess of Planets!"

"Get Ready, Cancer! The Stars are Aligning Faster than Han Solo's Kessel Run - May the Force be With You!"

"Hasta La Vista, Boredom! Gemini's Stars Set to Skyrocket into a Galaxy of Excitement!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Cosmos is About to Stir Up Your Life Like a Galactic Milkshake - Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"

"Prepare to Jump, Aries! Your FTL Drives Are Primed for Hyper-speed, Just Don't Forget to Pack Your Socks!"

"Moody Crab Transforms into Dandy Lion: A Galactic Makeover Courtesy of The Moon's Star Trek from Cancer to Leo!"

"Sun Makes a Splashy Pisces Exit, Rams Into Aries: Cosmic Traffic Jam Ahead!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Your Future's Looking So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades... Inside!"

"Galactic Alert! Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Chaos - Blame it on Uranus's Retrograde Shenanigans!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Capricorn, Better Hold Onto Your Horns, Retrograde Is Going To Be A Wild Ride!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Doing a Backflip and We're Not Talking Gymnastics!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galactic Showdown with Mercury - Time to Sharpen those Celestial Scorpions!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Some Serious Cosmic Balance - Don't Drop Your Tofu or Quantum Physics Books!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde Tries to Steal Your Organizer; Universe Laughs, Virgos Sweat Glitter!"

"Oh My Stars! Leo, You're Roaring Louder Than Chewbacca in a Room Full of Porgs This Month!"

"Cancer, you're about to get as twisty as a bag of space eels in a Fruity Oaty Bar dance-off!"

"Brace Yourselves Gemini! Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House, It's Time for Communication Missteps and Retrograde Rodeo!"

"Picasso Paints the Stars! Taurus, Brace for a Cubist Love Affair with Venus!"

"May the Force be With You, Aries! Brace Yourself for an Unexpected Holo-call from Yoda About Your Love Life!"

"Pisces, Gird Your Fins! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Comet of Comedy and Galactic Swirls of Good Vibes!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Hoedown: Uranus is doing the Macarena in Your Sign!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Planet Alignments are More Tangled than a Sarlacc Pit, and You're the Bounty!"

"Sagittarius: 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes, Say 'I'll Be Back' to Good Fortune!"

"Scorpios, brace yourselves! Pluto's not just a dwarf planet – it's sending cosmic vibes for a week of intense transformation. Or probably it's just saying, 'Hey, I deserve to be a full-fledged planet again!'"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves! Your Scales Are About to Tip with Cosmic Shenanigans this Week!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanup: Your Planetary Room is About to Get Messier Than a Black Hole's Bedroom!"

"Leo, Get Ready to 'Hasta la Vista' Your Comfort Zone This Month, Baby!"