"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mars is Retrograding and It's About to Throw a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than a Vorlon on a Bad Hair Day!"

"Van Gogh-ing Gemini: Prepare for a Starry, Starry Night of Cosmic Twists and Turns!"

"Galactic Alert! Taurus, It's Time to Pull Yourself Out of Carbonite and Face the Music - May the Force (and the Stars!) Be With You!"

"Aries Alert: Brace Your Antennae for Cosmic Static, It's Not Alien Invasion, Just Mars Being a Drama Queen Again!"

"Red Planet Swaps Bullish Routines for Witty Banter: Mars Pulls a RoboCop and Shifts from Taurus to Gemini!"

On July 20, 1969, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, lunar module pilot, poses for a photo beside the U.S. flag that has been placed on the Moon at Tranquility Ba...

"Pisces, Brace for Alien Invasion: Your Laundry’s About to be Abducted by Neptune!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Your WiFi may be down but Your Cosmic Connection is Up!"

"Capricorn, This is the Horoscope You've Been Looking For: A Galactic Journey Through the Stars"

"Sagittarius, You're Aiming to Misbehave this Month: Dodging Black Holes and Taking Names!"

"Scorpio! Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm, or Simply Misplace the Remote Again!"

"Libra: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Balance, or Just Another Tuesday in the Universe of Utter Indifference!"

"Virgo: Time to Polish Your Specs, Sharpen Your Wits, and Activate Stealth Mode - It’s a 'Get to the Choppa' Kind of Month!"

"Leo, May the Fierce Roar be With You: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Love Life!"

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Quantum Physics Promises More Twists Than Your Aunt's Pretzel Recipe!"

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini's Twin Energy Set to Cause a Cosmic Kerfuffle this Month!"

"RoboBull Unleashed: Taurus Takes Charge in an Unstoppa-bull Planetary Pursuit!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Prepare for Cosmic Hide and Seek with your Patience!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Swapping Its Archer Bow for a Mountain Goat's Hooves!"

On July 16, 2024, the Artemis II core stage rolled out of the Vertical Assembly Building to the waiting Pegasus barge at NASA’s Michoud Assembly Facil...

"Pisces, Prepare to Paint the Cosmos! Van Gogh's Starry Night has Nothing on Your Upcoming Week!"

"Aquarius, Phone Home! Your Stars are Calling with a Big Cosmic Update!"

"Capricorns, Brace for Impact: Saturn's Hosting a Cosmic House Party and You're the Guest of Honor!"

"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That: Your Planets Urge You to Stay Grounded This Week, Despite Your Interstellar Ambitions"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon's Packing its Cosmic Carry-on: Sagittarius is Out, Capricorn is In!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tango: Planets Align in a Dance Off and Mars Ain't Taking No for an Answer!"

"Libra, Watch Out! Venus is Retrograde & You May Accidentally Fall in Love with a Plant!"

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Supernova-sized Laughs as Mercury Retrogrades into a Comedic Wormhole!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball! Planets Aligning for the Ultimate Mane Event!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Destiny Leaps Forward as Mars Retrogrades into a Nap!"

"Prepare to Split Personalities, Gemini: Your Stars are Saying 'I'll Be Back'... Twice!"

"TAURUS: Prepare to Take the Red Pill, Your Steak Dinner is Actually a Bunch of Cosmic Star Stuff!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram-ble! Your Mars Energy is About to Make a Cosmic U-Turn from Chillville to Party Planet!"

"I found out years later that seeing me in high school and hearing my experience in college inspired her to major in physics, and so she became the fi...

"Pisces, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Neptune's in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Wobbly as a Tribble on Espresso!"

"Quantum Fluctuations and Cosmic Dust: Aquarius, Your Love Life Might Just Be More Mysterious Than Dark Matter This Week!"

"Capricorn: Buckle Up, Buttercup! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Get as Real as a Vegan's Tempeh Tantrum!"

"Sagittarius Stardust Shenanigans: Prepare for Cosmic Comedy as Jupiter Jumps into Jovial Japes!"

"Scorpio, Strap on Your Shinies, It's High Time to Navigate the Nebula of Nonsense This Universe is Dishin' Out!"

"Libra's Lament: Balancing Act or Quantum Quandary? Venus to Test Gravity of Situation!"

"Virgo Alert: Perfectionist Planet in Retrograde! Mop Buckets and Calculators may Revolt!"

"Leo, You Nerf Herder! Your Stars Say It's Time to Wookiee Up and Face the Galaxy!"

"Cancer, May the Fourth (House of Home and Family) Be With You: A Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmos!"

"Galactic Geminis, Brace Yourselves! Your Doppelgänger Star Sign is about to Experience a Cosmic Caffeine Overdose!"