"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Venus in Retrograde Plans to Turn Your World Upside Down, Just Like the Master's TARDIS on a Bad Day!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon's Swapping Scales for Stingers: Libra to Scorpio Transition, or as I Like to Call it, the Celestial Costume Change!"

"Rocketing Rams! Mercury Retrograde Sends Aries on an Intergalactic Do-si-do!"

Two full-scale development model rovers that are part of NASA's CADRE (Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Exploration) technology demonstratio...

"Brace Yourself, Pisces: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Confusing than a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Aquarius: Beware of Aliens, They Might Steal Your Quirky Charm and Inventive Ideas This Week!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Stub Your Hooves on the Coffee Table of Destiny!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Great Scorpio! Strap on your celestial seatbelts, we're hitting 88 mph! Pluto's in retrograde and things are about to get heavy!"

"Libra Log Supplemental: Balancing Act in Zero Gravity Continues, Expect Sudden Shifts in Emotional Thrusters!"

"Virgo, Buckle up, Kid! Mercury's in Retrograde and We're About to Make The Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"

"Leo, Prepare for an Interstellar Roar: Your Mane Attraction Awaits in the Stars!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes: The Universe Decides to Probe Your Happiness Sector!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini Season Brings Out Your Inner Twin, and No, They Can't Both Fit in a Carbonite Chamber!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bullish Ways may experience a Cosmic Traffic Jam this week!"

"RAMp up the Energy: Aries, Time to Quantum Leap into Your Best Life... Just Remember to Land on Your Hooves!"

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image shows LEDA 42160, a galaxy about 52 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Virgo. The dwarf ga...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Love: Neptune's Sending You More Signals Than a Frantic SETI Scientist!"

"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace Your Inner Goat and Climb to New Heights...Just Don't Forget Your Safety Harness!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Blast Off: Your Planets are Aligning in a Galactic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be 'Astro-nated': This Month, Your Stars are Saying, 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!'"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans to Balance More Than Just Your Scales This Week!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Beakers! Love is More Unpredictable Than Schrödinger's Cat this Month!"

"Bounty of Joy Incoming, Leos: May the Stars Be as Generous as Jabba's Snack Budget!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Assemble! Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Planets Play Musical Chairs!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Dance-off as Mercury Breaks Out the Disco Ball!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is About to Photobomb Your Constellation Selfie!"

"Aries, This Week You're The 'Chosen Ram': Channeling Your Inner Neo To Dodge Retrograde Bullets Like A Boss!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Expect a Cosmic Caffeine Overdose with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"May the Force be with Aquarius: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Love Sector - Even Yoda Couldn't Predict This!"

"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars Have More Twists and Turns Than Spaghetti in a Black Hole!"

"Scorpio, Get Ready! Your week's lookin' more twisted than a space pretzel in a black hole!"

"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Chaos: The Universe Says 'Less Work, More Play'... and Maybe Some Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Dust Off Your Super-Nerd Cape: This Week Promises Galactic Geek-outs and Quantum Quandaries!"

"Leo, You're Roaring Like a Star but Your Mane's Got a Bit of Cosmic Frizz! Time for a Nebula Conditioner!"

"Neo-Cancer Forecast: Get ready to dodge emotional bullets, Crabby Ones! You're 'The One' This Month!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your dual personalities are about to do the tango with Jupiter!"

"Taurus, Brace for Incoming! Your Stubbornness Might Just Have Met Its Match - Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping its Virgo Mood Swings for Libra's Balance Beam Missteps!"

"Aries, Brace Your Antennae! It's Time to Charge Full Speed Ahead Into the Cosmic Playground!"