Taurus Report

"Charging Forward or Grazing in the Meadow: A Taurus's Dilemma in Space-Time Continuum!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Buckle Your Spacesuits, Your Stars are About to Go Supernova!"

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ChipWitch Today for 17 July, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 17 July, 2024

Retrograde Report for 17 July, 2024. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Apollo 11 Lifts Off

Apollo 11 launches from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida at 9:32 a.m. EDT, July 16, 1969. Aboard the Apollo 11 spacecraft were astronauts Neil A...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Gills! Comets Stirring Up Waters More Than a Reaver in a Doll Shop!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing The Cha-Cha and It May Just Knock Your Spaceships Off Course!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot your Cosmic Arrows at Love, because Venus is Swiping Right!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers - Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Chaotic as a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Libra Report

"Prepare for Balance, Libra: Even Daleks Can't Throw Your Scales Off This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Beep Boop, Virgo! Time to Debug Your Life's Code and Reboot Your Cosmic Processor!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Solar Flares of Passion, Just Don't Roar at the Wrong Alien!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Beware! Mercury Retrograde Set to Cause Shell-Shocking Shiver in Your Starry Seascape!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble You May Experience, Gemini! But Worry Not, Two Heads Better than One, They Say!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Space Popcorn, Taurus: Venus is Pulling a Classic Rom-Com Move on You This Month!"

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Aries Report

"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and it's more Confused than a Tribble at a Star Trek Convention!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Moony Scorpio Ditches Grumpy Crab Outfit, Opts for Trendy Sagittarius Arrow - Galactic Fashion Alert!"

ChipWitch Today for 16 July, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 16 July, 2024

Retrograde Report for 16 July, 2024. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Meatball Painting on Kennedy's VAB

Painting of the NASA logo, also called the meatball, continued on the 525-foot-tall Vehicle Assembly Building at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Power-Up! Time to Swim with the Cosmic Tides in Your Sparkly Space Speedos!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirk Alert! - Aquarius: Brace for Cosmic Synchronicity as Uranus U-Turns into Retrograde. Also, Don't Forget to Water Your Plants!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Overload of Cosmic Energy. It's Almost Like the Universe is Trying to Make Up for Last Week's Existential Crisis!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Pack Your Quiver! The Stars Forecast an Epic Adventure, or At Least a Quest for the Perfect Vegan Pizza!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves! Pluto's having a 'Retrograde Midlife Crisis' and It's About to Spam Your Inbox with Cosmic Drama!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Galactic Scales Tip in Your Favor, Time to Break Out the Dancing Shoes...and Maybe a Protractor!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos: Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Cleanliness Overload - Even the Universe Knows You Can't Resist a Good Organizing Spree!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar Louder than a Replicant Riding a Hoverboard!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Show as Mercury Retrogrades into Sarcasm Mode!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Twin Moons: One Waxing, One Waning, and Both Dropping Space Puns!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Your Horns, Taurus! Your Stars are Aligning for a Week of Unexpected UFO Sightings and Vegan Tacos!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! The Universe Plans to Give you a Galactic Wedgie This Week!"

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ChipWitch Today for 15 July, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 15 July, 2024

Retrograde Report for 15 July, 2024. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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ChipWitch Today for 14 July, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 13 July, 2024

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The Penguin and the Egg

The distorted spiral galaxy at center, the Penguin, and the compact elliptical at left, the Egg, are locked in an active embrace. This near- and mid-i...

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ChipWitch Today for 12 July, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 11 July, 2024

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A Midsummer Red Sprite Seen from Space

Several transient luminous events illuminate pockets of Earth’s upper atmosphere. A line of thunderstorms off the coast of South Africa powers the rar...

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ChipWitch Today for 10 July, 2024

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Artemis II Core Stage Moves from Final to VAB

The Artemis II Core Stage moves from final assembly to the VAB at NASA’s Michoud Assembly Facility in New Orleans in preparation for delivery to Kenne...

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ChipWitch Today for 9 July, 2024

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30 Years Ago: STS-65 Lifts Off

Space shuttle Columbia heads skyward after clearing the fixed service structure tower at Launch Complex Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Flor...

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ChipWitch Today for 8 July, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 7 July, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 6 July, 2024

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ChipWitch Today for 5 July, 2024

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Orion on the Rise

Technicians used a 30-ton crane to lift NASA’s Orion spacecraft on Friday, June 28, 2024, from the Final Assembly and System Testing cell to the altit...

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