Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Psyche Comes Together

In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...

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Psyche Comes Together

In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...

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Pisces Report

"Great Scott! Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Through a Cosmic Sea of Love and Creativity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May Your Arrows of Fortune Be as Accurate as Stormtroopers are Not!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Scandal as Pluto Demands a DNA Test in This Week's Cosmic Soap Opera!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Scorpio's Eviction Notice: Moon Packs Up its Emotional Baggage and Gallops into Sagittarius' Fiery Abode!"

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Universe of Organized Chaos! It's Not Tribbles - It's Your Month Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, Time to Roar Louder than a Wookiee: Planetary Alignments Predict a Stellar Week Ahead!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Get Even Crab-ier: Retrograde Season is Here and It's as Welcome as a Dalek at a Tea Party!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Hold onto Your Twins! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Freaky in Binary Code!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Time to Charge Through the Universe Like a Star-Fueled Toro!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Grab Your Hoverboard! Time-Travelling Rams Predict a Flux-capacitor Full of Surprises This Month!"

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The Sun is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"

ChipWitch Today for 23 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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A Gateway to the Moon

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A Gateway to the Moon

Gateway's International Habitat module, provided by ESA, is the focus of this rendered image from Aug. 18, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus is not just a Planet - It's your Personal Disco Ball for the Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride: Jupiter's got its gravity pants on and is ready to shake your world!"

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Scorpio Report

"Set Phasers to Fun! Scorpio, You're About to Encounter a Romulan-Level Passion in Your Love Sector!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balance Defying Gravity This Month: A Cosmic Tug of War Leaves Scales in a Spin!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Inter-Galactic Overload of Cleanliness: Your Obsessive Habits Meet Mercury Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Roars into Retrograde: Prepare for Planetary Hairballs and Cosmic Catnaps!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare to Shell Out Some Laughs: Your Stars are Aligning in a Hilariously Quirky Quantum Tango!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini: Take the Red Pill for Cosmic Enlightenment, or the Blue for a Comfortable Nap!"

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Taurus Report

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Trade in Your Hooves for Rocket Boots - It's Time to Defy Gravity!"

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Aries Report

"Rambunctious Rams, Brace Yourselves: Mars Invades Your Space... No, Not Mars Bars, Aries!"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Crew-7 Members Arrive for Prelaunch Activities

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Crew-7 Members Arrive for Prelaunch Activities

The crew members of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 mission spoke at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Aug. 20, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Electric Slide Across the Universe's Disco Floor!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes and Uranus is Going Through a Midlife Crisis!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Horoscope Predicts a Journey as Wild as Warp Speed - Hold Tight To Your Phaser!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Emotional Tsunamis, Spicy Love Affairs, and a Sudden Urge to Conquer the Galaxy - Hold onto your antennae!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook: Mars is throwing cosmic frisbees your way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: The Ultimate Intergalactic Organizer. This Week: Even Predators Can't Escape Your To-Do Lists!"

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Leo Report

"Mane Event of the Month: Leo's Cosmic Roar Set to Outshine Even the Big Bang, Says Science! Hold onto Your Hairy Hats!"

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Cancer Report

"Get Your Crab Claws Ready, Cancer! A Galactic Heat-wave is Coming and It's Not a Microwave Malfunction!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars Clash: Gemini Twins Embark on a Quantum Leap of Love and Chaos - Resistance is Futile!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Alien Invasion Expected as Venus Enters Your House. Remember, the Key is to Stay Calm and Avoid Acidic Spit!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, this week you're hotter than a flamethrower on an Antarctic alien! Time to melt some icy hearts!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Well, Buckle Up Space Cowboys! Moon's Hitchin' a Ride from Libra to Scorpio: Expect Mood Swings More Dramatic than a Space Serpent's Tail Whip!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"

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