Taurus Report

"Mooving Through the Cosmos: Taurus Preps for a Stellar BBQ with Venus, Invites Saturn - R.S.V.P, He's Your Ruling Planet!"

The next Taurus will start in 249 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 275 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 259 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 299 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Or should I say, "Cosmic Bull"? You're in for a wild ride, my friend. Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, is hanging out in your sign, which is like having a headlining comedian crash at your place uninvited. Expect big laughs, big ideas, and maybe a big mess to clean up afterwards. But hey, it’ll be entertaining as heck! And then there's Uranus in the mix too. It's like a mad scientist has joined the party, bringing with him a slew of inventions that might blow up or just change the world. Embrace the chaos, Taurus. Your life is about to look like a scene out of Back to the Future. The New Moon is quietly waiting in the wings, a sly grin on her face. She's the master of the art of surprise, the queen of the unexpected. Don't let her quiet demeanor fool you. She's the type who'd sneak a whoopee cushion under your seat when you least expect it. The next Full Moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. Mark your calendar. This is the moment when the director yells, "Cut!" and all the actors take a bow. It's the finale, the climax, the punch line. Make sure to have your acceptance speech ready. So buckle up, Taurus. You're in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Remember, amidst all the unpredictability and drama, keep your sense of humor intact. You're the star of this cosmic sitcom! #BullInTheCosmicChinaShop #AstrologicalHilarity #ScienceMeetsHumor #UniverseGoneCrazy #TaureanRollerCoaster

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-08-2023)