"Double Trouble, Gemini! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Split Decision Week. Choose Wisely or Face Timey-Wimey Consequences!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus Is in Retrograde and Your Cheeseburger Might Just Fly Away!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram Through the Galaxy this Week, Just Don't Forget Your Laser Blaster!"

"Pack Your Galactic Swimsuits, Earthlings! The Moon's Scuba-Diving From Aquarius To Pisces!"

Rocky Garcia and Wesley James prepare a weather balloon to collect wind data at NASA’s Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California, on Jul...

"Pisces, Pack Your Flippers! It's Time to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Uncertainty!"

"Attention Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown, as Uranus Boot Scoots Into Your Dance Floor!"

"Capricorns, Gear Up! Saturn's Moon Titan is throwing a Galactic Disco Party and You're the Guest of Honor!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarians! Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than a Replicant on Red Bull!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Unprecedented Star Power Ahead or I'm Not a Politician!"

"Libra's Forecast: Likely to Balance Scales on One Foot while Juggling Hot Tea and Quantum Physics Textbooks!"

"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace that Spreadsheet Orgy and Tame the Chaos...of Your Sock Drawer!"

"Leo's Cosmic Forecast: Probability of Roaring Success Increases Exponentially, Fascinatingly Enough, Logic Suggests Carrying an Umbrella for Impending Stardust Showers!"

"Crabby Cancer, grab your shell! It's time to dive into the cosmic soup - expect turbulence, starfish encounters, and maybe a black hole or two!"

"Phone Home, Gemini! Your Stars are Dialing in On a Cosmic Conference Call!"

"Alien Invasion Not Expected, Taurus! But Grab Your Space Suit, We're Venturing Into the Cosmos of Self-Discovery!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram the Universe with Your Horns: It's Not Just Quantum Physics, It's Your Destiny!"

At 3:27 a.m. EDT on Saturday, Aug. 26, NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 crew members launched from Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

"Pisces, Brace Yourself! Expect a Blizzard of Emotions, Mutant Crabs, and Maybe Even an Alien Invasion this Month!"

"Aquarius Forecast: You're no good to me frozen, so warm up your social skills and prepare for a cosmic ice-breaker!"

"Capricorn, You Are! Climbing Corporate Ladder, You Must, Or Fall On Your Butt, You Will. Hmmmm!"

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphysical Arrows While Balancing Quantum Karma!"

"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! The Stars Advocate for Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Twists - It's High Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"

"Libra Alert: If You Thought Balancing Your Checkbook Was Tricky, Wait Until the Cosmos Juggles Your Planets This Week!"

"Virgo's Stars Aligning: Get Ready to Vanish into Jungle of Opportunities, Minus the Dreadlocks and Plasma Cannon!"

"Flashy Solar Flares Incoming! Leo's Mane Set for Cosmic Crimping - Prepare for Interstellar Bedhead!"

"Galactic Crab Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Twister in Your Cosmic Kitchen!"

"Gemini Alert! Time to Twin it to Win it, Just Don't Pull a Robo-Flop!"

"Taurus, Charge Ahead, but Don't Get Entangled in the Galactic Web of Unruly Neutron Stars!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aries! Mars is Tying its Laces for a Cosmic Conga!"

"Strap On Your Space Helmets, Folks! The Moon is Jumping Ship from Capricorn to Aquarius Faster Than HAL Can Say 'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.'"

"Starfleet Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Fish Has Swum Before! Quantum Leap Expected in Your Emotional Nebula!"

"Set Phasers to Fun! Aquarius, Prepare for a Stellar Week of Cosmic Twists and Nebula-Sized Surprises!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact! Saturn's Rings Are About to Give You a Cosmic Wedgie!"

"Stargate Sagittarius: Prepare for a Wormhole of Emotions, Quasar-sized Ambitions, and Maybe Even an Alien Encounter or Two!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Twists and Turns Are More Tangled Than My Last Game of Quantum Twister!"

"Libra: Balance Out Your Life or the Universe Might Just Use You as a Seesaw!"

"Virgo Season: Prepare for Hyperdrive Productivity, and Maybe Even a Wormhole to a Cleaner Dimension!"

"Attention, Cosmic Lions: Time to Roar Like You Just Found the Last Remaining Coffee in the Universe!"

"Well, Crabby Pals, Prepare to Flip Your Shells - Cosmic Tides are Giving You a Galactic Swirl!"

"Double Trouble or Double Bubble? Gemini, Your Cosmic Twins are Stirring the Galactic Pot!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde, Not a Death Star Invasion!"

"Battlestar Alert: Aries, Buckle Up! Cosmic Rams are About to Do the FTL Jump Into a Month of Unpredictable Nebulas and Sassy Cylons!"