Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Yourself: This Week You'll Be More Balanced Than a Quantum Equation on a Tightrope!"

The next Gemini will start in 206 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 3 days, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 220 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 209 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 267 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 211 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ah, Gemini! The sign ruled by Mercury, the planet not just of communication, but also of the much rolled eyes at sibling arguments and tongue-tied first dates. As if two minds in one body weren't enough, the Full moon at about 14.2 days old (yes, I measured it with a protractor, a slide rule, and an over-caffeinated hamster on a wheel) means your duality is at its peak. The next few days might feel like you've been strapped to a couch while the Universe uses your life as a joystick for the latest version of a cosmic video game titled "Chaos Theory: The Revenge of Schrödinger's Cat." Your chatty side will be more chatty, your quiet side more quiet, and the side of you that wants to eat that third piece of cake will be arguing with the side of you that still remembers your New Year's resolution. Here's the thing, though. It's all good. Really. Being two-faced is generally frowned upon in polite society, but, let's be honest, polite society has never had to decide between binge-watching a new series or finishing up a work presentation on a Sunday. Try to use this time to embrace the fact that you're more multifaceted than a diamond in a disco ball factory. You’ve got the gift of gab and the wisdom of silence. Use them both wisely. And remember, the Universe doesn’t make mistakes, even if it does have a strange sense of humor. To sum up, Gemini, as the full moon shines down, remember: balance is key. Except when it comes to cake. Then always choose cake. P.S. If you encounter any paranoid androids in your travels, remember that patience is a virtue, and sarcasm is a language. #GeminisGotThis #MoonMadness #CakeOrBust #AstrologicalAntics #SchrodingersDilemma #TheUniverseIsAJoker

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.10.2023 07:22:01 (gem-28-10-2023)