Gemini Report

"Hey Gemini, Even the Millennium Falcon Can't Outrun This Week's Retrograde - Strap In!"

The next Gemini will start in 204 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini tomorrow, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 218 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 207 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 265 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 209 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! As the moon sways into its 16.3-day-old phase, it's time to buckle up for the cosmic rollercoaster ride. The moon, my dear friend, is not just a big shiny disco ball hanging in the sky. No, no, no! It's a celestial influencer, shooting vibes like cosmic lasers. #MoonVibes Now, with the full moon in its Sweet Sixteen phase, you might be feeling a little… well, hormonal. Yes, just like a teenager. You're fired up, you're moody, and you've got this strange urge to rebel against your boss, your cat, or even that slice of pizza in your refrigerator. #TeenageMutantNinjaGemini But hold on to your space boots! This is not the time to start a revolution. Instead, use this lunar energy to fuel your creative side. Write that novel you've been dreaming about. Sing in the shower like nobody's listening. Or better yet, invent a new dance move that would make even Newton's laws of motion break a sweat. #DanceLikeEinstein Remember, Gemini, you're ruled by Mercury - the planet of communication. So, while you're doing the moonwalk in your living room, don't forget to talk. Talk to your friends, talk to your plants or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try talking to your toaster. You never know, it might just spill the beans about the meaning of life or the secret recipe for the perfect toast. #TalkativeToaster In the world of science, we believe in cause and effect. But in the cosmic universe, sometimes things just happen. So, don't overthink it. Ride the wave of cosmic energy and let the universe guide you to your destiny. #GoWithTheCosmicFlow Here's your mantra for the week: I am Gemini, hear me roar... or sing... or write... or talk to inanimate objects. Embrace your quirkiest self and the universe will reward you with an abundance of creativity and joy. #GeminiRoar Remember, Gemini, the stars might influence our lives, but we still control the throttle of our spaceship. So, take charge, steer clear of asteroid fields, and always keep your sense of humor. After all, the universe has a funny way of making things happen. #GalacticGiggles Stay stellar, Gemini! Until next time, keep looking up. #StayStellar

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