"Beep Boop Beep! Lunar Module Shifting from Libra to Scorpio: Prepare for Emotional Overload, Folks!"
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Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14 as part of NASA’s TechRise Student Challenge.
A young alligator rests on a concrete structure at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 25, 2023.
"Galactic Grooviness Awaits: Pisces, Prepare to Swim into a Psychedelic Sea of Celestial Shenanigans!"
"Starstruck Sagittarians Set to Soar: Time to Boldly Sashay Through the Cosmos, Captain's Log Style!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Beware the Cosmic Sting of Hilarity and Unpredictable Planetary Shenanigans Ahead, Space Cadets!"
"Libras Brace for a Perfectly Imbalanced Week of Cosmic Chaos, Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of the Universe, But Hey, Enjoy Your Latte"
"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic casserole of karmic quirks, as Mercury does the electric boogaloo in your house of meticulous mayhem!"
"Leos, get ready for a cosmic conga line: Timey-Wimey planets align to unleash your inner Whovian this month!"
"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic comedy: Aliens invade your 8th house, but at least their energy-saving tech is out of this world!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Holodeck Adventures Unleash Cosmic Laughter for a Stellar Month Ahead - Engage Warp Smiles!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Intergalactic Wormholes and Chill Vibes to Align Your Celestial Cow with the Grooviest Quantum Realms!"
"Spacetime Shenanigans Ahead: Aries, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver and Buckle Up for a Cosmic Whirlwind of Adventure!"
This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
Retrograde Report for 27 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Local students take in the sights—and data—at an Earth Information Center student engagement event, Friday, June 23, 2023, at NASA Headquarters in Washington.
The ESA (European Space Agency) and SpaceX are targeting no earlier than 11:11 a.m. EDT Saturday, July 1, to launch the Euclid spacecraft. Euclid is an ESA mission with contributions from NASA that will shed light on the nature of dark matter and dark energy, two of the biggest modern mysteries about the universe.
"Intergalactic Pisces Forecast: Fishes Navigate Nebulous Nebulae of Nostalgia, Embrace their Inner Space Hippie & Boldly Swim Where No Guppy Has Swum Before!"
"These Aren't the Goats You're Looking For: A Capricorn's Guide to Navigating the Galactic Maze of Life and Love"
"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Conquest and Celestial Shenanigans, or the Daleks Shall EXTERMINATE Your Good Vibes!"
"Libra, prepare to tip the scales of hilarity: Your cosmic forecast predicts an influx of intergalactic giggles and astrological antics!"
"Virgo, phone home for cosmic advice: Stellar forecast says aliens totally dig your organizational skills!"
"Oi, Cancer! Get ready for cosmic cuddles as the planets align in your favor - just don't go all wibbly-wobbly on us, mate!"
"Game Over, Gemini? Nah, Just Kidding! It's Alien to Us Too: How Cosmic Chaos Actually Boosts Your Charm This Month!"
"Shiny! Mercury's hightailin' it from Gemini to Cancer faster than a Reaver on the prowl: Prepare for celestial mood swings and cosmic crab-walks, space cowboys!"
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Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Intergalactic Vibes Incoming: How to Channel Your Inner Wraith for Out-of-this-World Success!"
"Capricorns, prepare for celestial shenanigans as Saturn moonwalks into your sign! Cosmic disco incoming!"
"Sagittarius, Stardate: Unknown... Boldly Explore the Cosmos of Love, But Beware of Klingon-esque Debates! Set Phasers to Fun!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tango with Pluto, as Stars Align for the Ultimate Intergalactic Dance-Off!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Cosmic Scales of Hilarity and Awkwardness: Doctor Who Called, He Wants His Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff Back!"
"Roaring with Laughter: Cosmic Shenanigans Align for Leos, as Galactic Jester Unleashes Prank-pocalypse!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Duality Strikes Again as the Cosmos Sends Mixed Signals, Giving Mulder a Run for His Alien Theories!"
