NASA's New Horizons spacecraft captured this high-resolution enhanced color view of Charon, Pluto's largest moon, just before closest approach on July 14, 2015.
"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Love Life might be Heading for a Spacewalk without a Suit!"
"Aquarius Forecast: Expect A Shower of Stellar Surprises And A Galactic Gush of Good Vibes - Just Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"
"Capricorn: This week, prepare to be more popular than a cat in an alien spaceship. Hold on to your space helmets!"
"Scorpio, prepare for an out-of-this-world week! Aliens may not be probing, but your stars sure are!"
"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex: A Galactic Goo of Cosmic Conundrums and Astral Anomalies Unveiled!"
"Cosmic Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Quantum Flux of Love and Gluten-Free Cookies is in Your Galactic Forecast!"
"Twins, Prepare Your Spacesuits! Gemini Is About to Experience a Galactic Whirlwind of Possibilities...and Maybe an Alien Abduction!"
"Recharge Your Batteries, Taurus! Your Planetary Alignment is More Off-Kilter than My Binary Code on a Solar Flare Day!"
"Buckle Up Star Gazers: The Moon's Skipping From Aries to Taurus Like a Time Lord in a Cosmic Game of Hopscotch!"
"Mars Ditches Leo, Moves into Virgo: Was it Something Leo Said or Just Mars' Obsessive Need for a Clean House?"
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Retrograde Report for 10 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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"Aquarius, Set Phasers to Fun: Prepare for a Cosmic Party as Uranus Throws an Interstellar Shindig!"
"Capricorn: Strap in and Brace for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, or as We Call it Here - Just Another Tuesday!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Scorpion of Destiny... or Maybe Just a Bad Wi-Fi Connection!"
"Leo's Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans and a Nebula of Love Affairs. Maybe Bring a Phaser...Or Just Your Charm!"
"Taurus Log Stardate 2021: When Bull Meets Nebula, Expect Cosmic Mood Swings and a Sudden Fondness for Vulcan Vegan Tacos!"
"Aries, I am Your Forecaster: May the Stars Be With You, or You'll Be Choking on Your Ambitions Faster than an Imperial Admiral!"
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Retrograde Report for 9 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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"Probability Matrix Malfunction: Aquarius, You May Experience Unforeseen Joy This Week... Or Just More Existential Dread!"
"CAPRICORN, PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION... OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! STARS ALIGN FOR MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY, INITIATE LAUGHTER SEQUENCE!"
"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Spectacles! Your Stars are Getting All Alien Queen Level of Intense This Week!"
"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Mane Maintenance Alert! Expect Cosmic Hairball Troubles as Mars Retrogrades!"
"Buckle up, Taurus! You're About to Face a Bull Market in the Cosmos - And No, Not That Kind of Bitcoin Bull!"
"Aries Alert: Mars in Retrograde Sends Rams on a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions - Hold Onto Your Space Helmets!"
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Retrograde Report for 8 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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NASA is commemorating the first year of science and discoveries from the agency’s James Webb Space Telescope, the largest, most powerful, and most complex space telescope ever built. To celebrate the anniversary, multiple events will take place online and live across the U.S.
