"May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Taurus, It's Time to Rebel Against those Stubborn Habits of Yours!"
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Retrograde Report for 1 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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Ahead of the first asteroid sample collected by the U.S. arriving on Earth in September, media are invited on Monday, July 24, to see NASA’s newly-built OSIRIS-REx Sample Curation Laboratory where the agency will study the sample at its Johnson Space Center in Houston.
The highly irregular galaxy ESO 174-1, which resembles a lonely, hazy cloud against a backdrop of bright stars, dominates this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
"Pisces, Buckle Up Your Fins! A Galactic Wave of Intergalactic Quirkiness is Splashing Your Way - Even Daleks Couldn't Predict This!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Water-Bearer Powers are Set for a Cosmic Overload. Did Someone Say Super-Hero Splash?! "
"Capricorn, May the Force (and Some Decaf) Be with You: Your Star Wars-esque Journey Through the Galactic Maze of Life!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: The Universe Is About to Serve a Galactic Cocktail of Chaos and Enlightenment, Shaken Not Stirred - RoboCop Style!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: Retrograde is Coming and It's More Unpredictable Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"
"Cancerians, prepare to beam up some cosmic clarity: Your fifth house of creativity is about to be Klingon-level intense!"
"Hold onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon's Ditching Scorpio for Sagittarius - Apparently, She Prefers Centaurs Over Scorpions!"
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Retrograde Report for 30 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Teams install the heat shield on the Artemis II Orion spacecraft at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 22, 2023.
"Galactic Giggles Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Stellar Shenanigans This Week!"
"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Be Star-Struck: Your Ruling Planet Mercury Is Going Retrograde. Again. Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Double-check Your Calculations!"
"Leo, Prepare for Executive Orders from the Universe: More Self-Love and Hair Volume Than Ever Before!"
"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Your Star-Endorsed Sideways Shuffle through the Universe Begins Now!"
"Bleep Bloop! Taurus, Expect a Galactic Bull Market in Love This Week - Even Better than a Wookiee Hug!"
"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride!"
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Retrograde Report for 29 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! A Cosmic Warp Drive Engaged for Emotional Overload and Star-Crossed Encounters!"
"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Vortex of Galactic Giggles this Week!"
"Capricorn: Your Stars Align Like Cylons at a Disco! Cosmic Shifts May Result in Unexpected Robotic Dance-Offs!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans! Your stars are beeping and booping like R2-D2 at a disco!"
"Scorpio's Weekly Forecast: Hold on to Your Stars, It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride in the Infinity Loop of the Cosmos!"
"Libra's Star Trek: Harmonious Scales Meets Klingon Chaos - Will Balance Prevail or Will We Need a Vulcan Mind Meld?"
"Leo, Ready your Roar! A Galactic Game of Cat and Mouse Awaits in the Starry Chessboard of the Cosmos!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Crabby Side is Taking a Space Vacation: Time to Bask in the Milky Way of Positivity!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini, Mercury is in Retrograde and Apparently It's More Confused Than a Vogon at a Poetry Slam!"
"EXTERMINATE... Negativity, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Prep You for an Uplifting Invasion of Positivity!"
"Beep Boop Beep! Lunar Module Shifting from Libra to Scorpio: Prepare for Emotional Overload, Folks!"
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Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14 as part of NASA’s TechRise Student Challenge.
A young alligator rests on a concrete structure at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 25, 2023.
"Galactic Grooviness Awaits: Pisces, Prepare to Swim into a Psychedelic Sea of Celestial Shenanigans!"
"Starstruck Sagittarians Set to Soar: Time to Boldly Sashay Through the Cosmos, Captain's Log Style!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Beware the Cosmic Sting of Hilarity and Unpredictable Planetary Shenanigans Ahead, Space Cadets!"
"Libras Brace for a Perfectly Imbalanced Week of Cosmic Chaos, Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of the Universe, But Hey, Enjoy Your Latte"
"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic casserole of karmic quirks, as Mercury does the electric boogaloo in your house of meticulous mayhem!"
"Leos, get ready for a cosmic conga line: Timey-Wimey planets align to unleash your inner Whovian this month!"
"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic comedy: Aliens invade your 8th house, but at least their energy-saving tech is out of this world!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Holodeck Adventures Unleash Cosmic Laughter for a Stellar Month Ahead - Engage Warp Smiles!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Intergalactic Wormholes and Chill Vibes to Align Your Celestial Cow with the Grooviest Quantum Realms!"
"Spacetime Shenanigans Ahead: Aries, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver and Buckle Up for a Cosmic Whirlwind of Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 27 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Local students take in the sights—and data—at an Earth Information Center student engagement event, Friday, June 23, 2023, at NASA Headquarters in Washington.
The ESA (European Space Agency) and SpaceX are targeting no earlier than 11:11 a.m. EDT Saturday, July 1, to launch the Euclid spacecraft. Euclid is an ESA mission with contributions from NASA that will shed light on the nature of dark matter and dark energy, two of the biggest modern mysteries about the universe.
"Intergalactic Pisces Forecast: Fishes Navigate Nebulous Nebulae of Nostalgia, Embrace their Inner Space Hippie & Boldly Swim Where No Guppy Has Swum Before!"
"These Aren't the Goats You're Looking For: A Capricorn's Guide to Navigating the Galactic Maze of Life and Love"
"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Conquest and Celestial Shenanigans, or the Daleks Shall EXTERMINATE Your Good Vibes!"
"Libra, prepare to tip the scales of hilarity: Your cosmic forecast predicts an influx of intergalactic giggles and astrological antics!"
"Virgo, phone home for cosmic advice: Stellar forecast says aliens totally dig your organizational skills!"
"Oi, Cancer! Get ready for cosmic cuddles as the planets align in your favor - just don't go all wibbly-wobbly on us, mate!"
"Game Over, Gemini? Nah, Just Kidding! It's Alien to Us Too: How Cosmic Chaos Actually Boosts Your Charm This Month!"
"Shiny! Mercury's hightailin' it from Gemini to Cancer faster than a Reaver on the prowl: Prepare for celestial mood swings and cosmic crab-walks, space cowboys!"
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Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Intergalactic Vibes Incoming: How to Channel Your Inner Wraith for Out-of-this-World Success!"
"Capricorns, prepare for celestial shenanigans as Saturn moonwalks into your sign! Cosmic disco incoming!"
"Sagittarius, Stardate: Unknown... Boldly Explore the Cosmos of Love, But Beware of Klingon-esque Debates! Set Phasers to Fun!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tango with Pluto, as Stars Align for the Ultimate Intergalactic Dance-Off!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Cosmic Scales of Hilarity and Awkwardness: Doctor Who Called, He Wants His Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff Back!"
"Roaring with Laughter: Cosmic Shenanigans Align for Leos, as Galactic Jester Unleashes Prank-pocalypse!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Duality Strikes Again as the Cosmos Sends Mixed Signals, Giving Mulder a Run for His Alien Theories!"
"Beep Boop Bop! Mars in Retrograde: Aries, Time to Unleash Your Inner Robot, Channel Your Martian Vibes, and Turn Your RAMbunctiousness up to 11!"
"Loosen Up, Moon! Virgo's Perfectionism Gets Shelved as Lunar Libra Brings Balance to the Astro-Force!"
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Retrograde Report for 25 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Ground Control to Pisces: Fish out of Water or Deep Space Astral-Nauts? Astro Forecast Unveils the Cosmic Odyssey!"
"Whoa! Aquarius, get ready to dodge cosmic bullets as your astrological Matrix unfolds: Embrace the Nebuchadnezzar within and free your zodiac mind, man!"
"Sagittarius, This Week You'll Be the Chosen One: Astrological Obi-Wanderings in a Galaxy Not So Far Away!"
"Scorpio, prepare your stingers: a cosmic comedy of intergalactic proportions is coming your way, and it's gonna be out-of-this-world hysterical!"
"Libra's Lopsided Love Life: Will Venus Bring Balance or Unleash the Karmic Kraken? Find Out in This Astrological Laughstravaganza!"
"Virgos, prepare to shine like the shiniest hunk of space metal! Your cosmic energy's all sorts of wibbly-wobbly perfection this week!"
"Roaring Revelations for Leo: Galactic Catnip Uncovers Your Inner Lion's Quest for Cosmic Cat-astrophes and Meownificent Destiny!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Galactic Retrogrades Propel You into an Interstellar Dance of Love and Chaos – All While You Binge-Watch Battlestar Galactica!"
"Geminis Unite for Intergalactic Comedy Tour: Twins' Wit Causes Cosmic Laughter to Echo Through the Stars!"
"Beaming from the Cosmos: Taurus Moos in Tune with Galactic Grooviness, Cows the Competition in Stellar Style!"
"Help me, Aries-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope! Galactic forecast predicts fiery energy surge and unexpected encounters with scruffy-looking nerf herders!"
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Retrograde Report for 24 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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The teeming stars of the globular cluster NGC 6544 glisten in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
"Like Tears in Cosmic Rain: Pisces Swims Through Existential Puddles While Channeling Their Inner Dolphin"
"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Galactic Vibes and Alien Friendships Abound as You Stargate into a New Astrological Adventure!"
"Capricorn Cosmic Chronicles: A Starfleet Captain's Guide to Conquering Planets and Peeking into the Future, with a Side of Free-Range, Gluten-Free, Astrological Awesomeness!" 🌟🖖🏾✨
"Scorpios, in a galaxy far, far away: Intense you are, transform you will. Embrace the cosmic vibes, hmph!"
"Libra, Your Scales May Tilt: A Most Illogical Yet Amusing Alignment of Planets Predicts Balance in Imbalance"
"Virgo's Chronicles of the Cosmic Quirk: Prepare for a Galactic Adventure in Organizing and Analyzing the Universe's Most Elusive Dust Bunnies!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar Like Never Before: A Tremendous, Bigly Astrological Forecast, Everyone Says So!"
"Taurus Trek: The Bull's Wrath - Astrological Adventures in Time-Warping, Telepathic Cows, and Galactic Gardening!"
"Aries, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster: Expect more ups and downs than David's mood swings aboard the Prometheus!"
"Galactic Gossip: The Moon Abandons Leo's Lion-Hearted Galactic Rave to Join Virgo's Intergalactic Tidying Party – Bring Your Own Towel!"
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Retrograde Report for 23 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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This week in 1973, the first crewed Skylab mission launched aboard a Saturn IB from NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Astronauts Charles Conrad, Paul Weitz and Joseph Kerwin docked with Skylab on the fifth orbit. The crew conducted solar astronomy, Earth resources experiments, medical studies and five experiments, and performed three spacewalks. They doubled the previous length of time in space over the course of their 28-day mission. Here, the Skylab Orbital Workshop is seen as the crew departs and performs the final fly-around inspection. Today, the Payload Operations Integration Center at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center serves as "science central" for the International Space Station, working 24/7, 365 days a year in support of the orbiting laboratory's science experiments. After 20 years of continuous human presence, the space station remains the sole space-based proving ground and stepping stone toward achieving the goals of the Artemis program. The NASA History Program is responsible for generating, disseminating and preserving NASA's remarkable history and providing a comprehensive understanding of the institutional, cultural, social, political, economic, technological and scientific aspects of NASA's activities in aeronautics and space. For more pictures like this one and to connect to NASA's history, visit the Marshall History Program's webpage. (NASA)
During the Skylab 2 crew's final fly-around inspection on June 22, 1973, they saw this overhead view of the Skylab Space Station.
"Intergalactic Fish Forecast: Pisces to Ride Celestial Tides as Planetary Pals Align for Out-of-this-World Groovy Vibes!"
"Bowties, Bananas, and Baffling Stars: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Time Lord in this Wibbly-Wobbly Astrological Forecast!"
"Capricorn, I am your Astrologer! Prepare for a week strong with the cosmic force... and a higher chance of helmet hair."
"Sagittarius, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Aimed Bounty Hunter's Blaster: Chaotic, Adventurous, and with a High Chance of Carbonite!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Shenanigans Unleash Inner Minbari; Prepare for Intense Diplomacy with Houseplants!"
"Libra, I find your lack of balance disturbing: A harmonious force awakens in this galactic forecast!"
"Virgo Vibes: Analyzing the Celestial Spreadsheet, as Mercury Goes Retrograde on a Cosmic Skateboard!"
"Leo, the Fierce Force Awakens: Jedi Masters of the Zodiac, Prepare for a Galactic Roar of Laughter!"
"These Aren't the Crabby Moods You're Looking For: Cancer's Galactic Guide to Riding the Emotional Millennium Falcon"
"Twins Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Dance of Planetary Puns and Galactic Giggles Forecast - It's a Stellar Comedy Show!"
"Beware, Taurus: Planetary Tango Threatens to Put a Kink in Your Towel; Grab Your Babel Fish and Don't Panic!"
"Aries, Prepare for Blast-off: Your Love Life's About to Rocket into Space – Frakkin' Finally, Right?"
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Retrograde Report for 22 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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As sunlight and warmth increase in the spring and summer, the North Sea starts to gain swirls and tendrils of color.
"Fish Outta Water: Pisces Navigates the Stars, Wormholes & Caffeine Shortages - A Galactic Odyssey!"
"Galactic Giggles Ahead: Aquarius, Prepare for a Star-Studded Cosmic Comedy as Laura Roslin Channels Your Inner Cylon!"
"Capricorn, the Cosmic Goat Asks: Will You Climb to Soaring Heights or Head-Butt Your Way Through Life This Month?"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Curry Adventure: Spicy Planetary Alignments to Sizzle Your Chakras and Ignite Your Inner Smeghead!"
"Scorpio, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before: as Deep Space Alignments bring cosmic power plays and intergalactic love triangles to your star system!"
"Balance you seek, young Libra? Hmmm, cosmic energies, reveal your path, they will! Galactic giggles, this week brings!"
"Virgo, this week you'll blend into the cosmic jungle like Predator, but fret not! You'll still slay the game with your out-of-this-world organization skills!"
"Leo's Cosmic Roar: Galactic Vibes Shift in Favor of Lion-People as Planetary Juggling Act Aligns with Their Inner Nerd!"
"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Giggles: Embrace Your Inner Space Hippie and Glide Through Galactic Shenanigans!"
"Phone Home, Gemini! Galactic Giggles and Universal Vibes Await in Your Star-Studded Astro-forecast!"
"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare for Cosmic Bull-riding: Van Gogh's Starry Night Inspires Extra Ear-ful of Galactic Shenanigans!"
"Attention Aries: Prepare for Ram-tastic Cosmic Shenanigans as Planetary Alignments Turn Your Life into an Intergalactic Disco Inferno!"
"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"
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Retrograde Report for 21 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Astronauts Reid Wiseman of NASA (left), Jeremy Hansen of the Canadian Space Agency (middle), and Victor Glover of NASA (right) pay close attention to Moon samples as they receive a lesson in the Apollo Lunar Lab at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston on May 9, 2023.
"Piscean Fishes Swim in Cosmic Soup: Prepare for a Hilariously Karmic Ride Through the Stars, My Little Guppies!"
"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius: Embrace Your Inner Borg as Retrograde Aligns with Your Quirky Frequency!"
"Capricorn, the Force Awakens: Planetary Alignments Reveal Your Destiny as a Jedi Master of Adulting and Chill Vibes"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Boost: Time to Shoot for the Stars (and Maybe Even Mars)!"
"Scorpio, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing: A cosmic comedy unfolds as Pluto plays hide and seek with your emotions"
"Libra, prepare to balance life's cosmic seesaw while juggling quantum bananas: A harmonious chaos awaits you this month!"
"Virgo Vibes: Galactic House Cleaning and Cosmic Spreadsheet Balancing - The Delenn Way to Outsmart Planetary Shenanigans!"
"Leo, prepare to roar with laughter! Galactic catnip sends cosmic mane-tenance into hyperdrive this month!" 🦁✨🌌
"Great Scott, Cancer! This Week's Forecast Promises Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload, So Grab Your Hoverboards and Prepare for Time-Warping Vibes!"
"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Juggling Planets and Embracing Cosmic Chaos – All While Rockin' Those Nerdy Vibes!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: The Universe Serves Up a Cosmic Cocktail of Baffling Boredom, Served with a Twist of Inevitable Disappointment - Cheers!"
"Aries, Galactic Ram-page Ahead: Beware of Vogons, Hug a Tree, and Keep Calm with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!"
"Stargate's Daniel Jackson Discovers Moon's Epic Voyage from Crabby Cancer to Lovable Lion Leo: Galactic High-Five Ensues!"
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Retrograde Report for 20 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Spaced-out Aquarius: Engage Warp Speed to Love, Laughter, and Cosmic Shenanigans as You Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"
"Capricorn, I find your lack of chill disturbing: A far-out cosmic forecast for the Vader-esque goats out there!"
Sagittarius, in your future I sense: Adventure and growth, much like Yoda's ears you will experience, hmm!
"Scorpio, prepare to sting like a bee, dance like a Time Lord - Cosmic shenanigans unleash your inner Gallifreyan this week!"
"Libra: Balance Your Scales or Face the Wrath of Q's Cosmic Prank Extravaganza - A Romp Through Interstellar Injustice!"
"Virgo's Stellar Forecast: Organized Chaos with a Splash of Eco-Friendly Stardust - Wall-E Approves!"
"Leo's Roaring Retrograde: Time to Unleash Your Inner Cyber-Lion and Boogie Down in the Astral Jungle!"
"Galactic Geminis, Time to Embrace Your Inner Cylon: Twin Vibes, Planetary Mischief, and Retrograde Shenanigans Ahead!"
"Make It So, Taurus: Warp Speed Ahead to a Stellar Week of Cosmic Giggles and Interstellar Romances, Engage!"
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Retrograde Report for 19 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Escape from Neptune, Fishies! Pisces Swims into a Wild Astro-Adventure of Cosmic Proportions (Hold Onto Your Fins!)"
"Data's Star Trek Special: Aquarius, prepare to engage warp drive as cosmic energy beams you towards out-of-this-world revelations and Klingon-level friendships!"
