"Capricorn Cyber-Sheep, Unite! Quirky Cosmic Code Unlocks Your Inner Holographic Hippie this Month!"
"Roll up, Sagittarians! Picasso Predicts a Wild Ride Through the Galactic Whirlwind of Self-Expression, with a Side of Happy-Go-Lucky Hiccups!"
"Scorpios, prepare for cosmic chaos as Mars moonwalks into retrograde - it's time to break out those crystals, align your chakras, and embrace your inner nerd for a wild astrological rollercoaster!"
"Balancing Act of the Century: Libra Discovers Equilibrium on a Unicycle While Juggling Cosmic Energies and a Pocketful of Star Dust!"
"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Organize Your Socks by Color and Align Your Chakras, All While Debating the Latest Star Trek vs. Star Wars!"
"Great Cosmic Twins, Gemini! Your Millennium Falcon of Life is About to Make the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs...Maybe!"
"Taurus, grab your sonic screwdrivers! Timey-wimey cosmic cow vibes are moo-ving your way for an udderly fantastic week!"
"Astro-Blast! Aries, Rev Up Your Rocket Engines: Planetary Shenanigans Fuel Your Fiery Ambitions in a Cosmic Comedy of Stellar Proportions!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cuddly Cancer - Prepare for an Emotional Whirlwind and Uncontrollable Cravings for Cosmic Hugs and Timey-Wimey Feels!"
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Retrograde Report for 18 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Hey Pisces, buckle up your astro-belts! This week's forecast: Navigating love like you're making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!"
"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Starship Adventures and Galactic Shenanigans Await in This Month's Far-Out Astro Forecast!"
"Capricorns, prepare for a cosmic concoction of interstellar karma, as your goat-like tenacity meets the celestial dwarf's quirkiness: It's crunch time in the astral plane, baby!"
"Sagittarius, Aim to Misbehave: Galactic Shenanigans and Thrillin' Heroics Await in this Week's Astro-Adventure!"
"Scorpio Stingers Unite! Galactic Shenanigans and Retrograde Revelations Await in the Cosmos this Week!"
"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex of Virtuous Vibes: Even Garak Would Stitch a Suit for This Celestial Soiree"
"Leo, the Lion Roars: Galactic Gateways, Goa'uld Gaffes, and Wormhole Woohoo - It's Time to Stargate into Your Destiny!"
"Tailored to Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market in Full Swing as Planets Stitch Together a Pattern of Prosperity - Garak's Galactic Haberdashery Approves!"
"Aries, Prepare to Ignite Your Retro Rockets: A Cosmic Comedy Unfolds as Planetary Pantomime Enters Act 7!"
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Retrograde Report for 17 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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This image of Galveston was taken by the Expedition 67 crew aboard the International Space Station on June 20, 2022, as it orbited 224 miles above.
"In order to really bring the community up, we have to lift from the bottom. And when we do things that improve equity for the people who have it the worst, we are improving equity across the board." — S. J. Ralston, Mars Research Scientist, Jacobs Technology, NASA’s Johnson Space Center
"Fish Out of Water: Pisces Swims into a Cosmic Kaleidoscope of Retrogrades, Rocket Science, and Radical Revelations!"
"Alien Invasion Alert: Aquarius, You're About to Get Hugged by Facehuggers of Cosmic Love – Resistance Is Futile!"
"Sagittarius: Galactic Gurus Gear Up for a Cosmic Comedy - Time to Shoot for the Stars with Your Hilarious Hyperspace Humor!"
"Scorpio, grab your hoverboards and flux capacitors: It's time to ride cosmic waves to a gnarly future of love, peace, and plutonium-powered success!"
"Libra, brace yourself for harmony overload as your inner Gandalf summons balance and fairness like never before! 'You shall not pass'...up this cosmic opportunity!"
"Virgo Vibes: Earthy Perfectionists Unite in a Cosmic Dance of Spreadsheet Sorcery and Eco-Friendly Shenanigans!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Quantum Wormholes Predict a Paws-itively Cosmic Week – Ha! Get it? Paws... because you're lions!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Warp Speed Ahead! Stellar Energies Align for a Galactic Love Fest and Intergalactic Self-Discovery!"
"Neo Unplugs Gemini's Matrix: Double the Wit, Double the Glitch in Astrological Forecast - Time to Dodge Cosmic Bullets!"
"Stardate 47534.2: Taurus, prepare for a cosmic bull run as the universe beams down peace, love, and tractor beam strength coffee vibes straight from Quark's Bar!"
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Retrograde Report for 16 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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The European Service Module for the Artemis II Orion spacecraft moves into the Final Assembly and System Testing Cell at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in this image from May 22, 2023.
"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic swim through the swirling vortex of stardust as David from Prometheus navigates your astrological seas! Will you find fortune or flounder? Stay tuned, fishy friends!"
"Great Scott, Aquarius! Flux Capacitor of Love Activates in Your Fifth House: Cosmic Giggles and Romantic Time Warps Await!"
"Capricorn, this week's forecast is out of this world: Prepare for cosmic cuddles with Saturn and a galactic game of hide-and-seek with Pluto, dude!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic curry of wild adventures and spicy mishaps as the intergalactic party bus parks in your star sign!"
"Scorpio, One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor: A Cosmic Quest for Love, Power, and the Perfect Vegan Taco!"
