"Starfleet Horoscope Alert: Cancer Crustaceans, Engage Warp Speed for Galactic Growth and Cosmic Cuddles!"
"Galactic Geminis, Get Ready: This Week's Forecast Promises a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans and Stellar Synchronicities!"
"Breaking News: Sun Leaves Taurus, Enters Gemini – Huge, Tremendous Move, Probably the Best Shift Ever!"
"Aries, get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster: Mars aligns with Uranus, expect the unexpected or maybe just an alien invasion! Activate your inner Doctor Who!"
"Buckle Up, Stargazers! Mars Ditches its Crabby Shell to Get its Lion Pride on - the Cosmic Disco Inferno Awaits!"
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Retrograde Report for 20 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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The densely packed globular cluster NGC 6325 glistens in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
"Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Innuendo and Cosmic Flirtations as Your Planets Align for an Intergalactic Lovefest!"
"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien as Planetary Vibes Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Carnival!"
"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn: Embrace the Celestial Shifts or Be Assimilated into the Chaotic Orbit of Misaligned Stars!"
"Scorpio Stings: A Galactic Dive into the Quantum Realm of Horoscopic Hijinks and Astrological Antics!"
"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Hilarious Harmony: Aliens Join the Party for Cosmic Balance & Out-of-this-World Laughs!"
"Virgo's Stellar Shenanigans: When Mercury Retrogrades, Expect an Epic Voyage of Miscommunication, Laundry Mishaps, and a Cosmic Craving for Avocado Toast!"
"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as Planetary Alignment Unleashes Your Inner Space Lion - Cosmic Catnip Guaranteed!"
"Crabby Cancer Crew! Prepare for the Cosmic Tidal Wave of Emotions as Mercury Retrograde Breaks Out the Moon Shoes!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Time-traveling Twins Gear Up for Cosmic Adventures in Flux Capacitor Fueled Forecast!"
"Attention Aries Earthlings! Klaatu Barada Nikto: The Stars Align for an Out-of-this-World Groovy Journey into Love, Peace, and Far-Out Vibes!"
"Galactic Gossip: Lunar Bull Skips to Chatty Twins' Playground - Taurus Moon Hops into Gemini's Gab-Fest, Prof. Quatermass Reports!"
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Retrograde Report for 19 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic sea of laughter: This week, Neptune will be in retrograde, turning your life into one groovy, fishy sitcom!"
"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius Rebels Unite! May the Stars be with You as You Navigate the Cosmic Empire of Love, Peace, and Holographic Hair Buns!"
"Capricorn, Your Planetary Party is About to Get Lit: Saturn's RSVP-ing and Uranus is Bringing the Snacks!"
"Sagittarian Stardate: Galactic Groove Unleashed, as the Cosmic Archer Aims for Hilarity and Enlightenment in the Final Frontier!"
"Beep Bop Boop! Scorpio, get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster of emotions, ambitions, and lightsaber duels this week! *Whistles* May the planetary force be with you!"
"Virgo, These ARE the Stars You're Looking For: A Galactic Forecast Guided by Your Inner Jedi Peace, Love, and Quantum Entanglements"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Stars Align for a Space-Cowboy Adventure in the Galactic Frontier of Love and Laughs"
"Cancer, join the cosmic side: Vader serves up some far-out forecasts for your crabby constellation!"
"Galactic Bull Market: Taurus Locks Horns with Planets in a Cosmic Hoedown of Astral Shenanigans and Stellar Sass!"
"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, It's Time to Blast Off to Cosmic Adventures and Galactic Shenanigans: Hold Onto Your Space Pants!"
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Retrograde Report for 18 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Laguna San Rafael National Park, photographed on May 9, 2023 as the space station orbited 268 miles above Chile.
"Psychic Biker Gangs Unite! Aquarius Forecast: Telekinetic Vibes and Eco-Friendly Side Hustles Take Over!"
"Capricorns, prepare your star charts and organic kale chips: a cosmic rollercoaster of laughs, love, and intergalactic adventures awaits!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic joyride: Galactic gurus predict a supernova of side-splitting shenanigans and interstellar escapades worthy of Riddick himself!"
"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves! Cosmic Gort-itude Swings Your Way as Planets Align for Stellar Shenanigans!"
"Virgo's Vortex of Tidiness: Timey-Wimey Planetary Alignments to Unravel the Messy Mysteries of Your Cosmic Closet!"
"Leos, prepare for the cosmic catwalk! Strut your celestial stuff with confidence as planetary pageantry takes center stage this month - just remember, no furballs on the intergalactic runway!"
"Taurus, Grab Your Sonic Spatulas! A Whirlwind of Cosmic Casseroles and Timey-Wimey Taurus-shenanigans Await in This Week's Astro-Forecast!"
"Moon from Aries to Taurus moves, hmm! Grounded energy shall awaken, young Padawans, embrace the cosmic bull we must!"
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Retrograde Report for 17 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Sagittarius Stardate 47329.6: A Galactic Adventure of Love, Laughter, and Warp-Speed Dung Beetle Races!"
"Scorpio: Fascinating Forecast Ahead as Stars Align in a Most Illogical Pattern, Prepare to Engage Your Emotional Deflectors"
"Balancing Act: Libra Discovers Van Gogh's Secret to Starry Nights and Scales of Justice, Loses Earring in the Process!"
"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Astrological Precision Strikes with the Wit of RoboCop – Get Ready for Galactic Giggles and Celestial Shenanigans!"
"Crabby Cancers, Get Ready to Embrace Your Inner Time Lord: A Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Astrological Adventure Awaits!"
"Galactic Geminis: Prepare to Beam Up Your Twin Energies, as Your Stardate Encounter with Cosmic Conundrums Boldly Goes Where No Sign Has Gone Before!"
"Taurus Forecast: Bullish on Vogon Poetry, Cosmic Cows Moo-ve into Alignment, and Towel Day Approaches!"
"Alien Alert! Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Icy Blast of Self-Discovery, Courtesy of Your Galactic Overlords!"
"Jupiter Moonwalks from Aries to Taurus: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Bull Ride with a Picasso Twist!"
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Retrograde Report for 16 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Maestro Piotr Gajewski conducts the National Philharmonic in the world premiere performance of Henry Dehlinger’s “Cosmic Cycles,” in this photo from Thursday, May 11, 2023, as an enhanced color image of Jupiter is displayed above.
"Piscean Pals Plunge into Planetary Peculiarities: A H2O-Yeah! Odyssey for the Fishiest Friends of the Zodiac!"
"Beam me up, Aquarius! Interstellar Laughter Awaits as the Cosmos Unveils the Ultimate Sci-Fi Binge-Watching Marathon"
"Capricorns, Engage Warp Speed: Your Horoscope Predicts a Cosmic Voyage Through the Nebula of Laughter and Success!"
"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow and Arrow: Time to Hunt Down Love, Laughs, and Replicants in this Galactic Adventure!"
"LIBRAS, PREPARE FOR HARMONIOUS BALANCE OR BE EXTERMINATED! EMBRACE THE PEACEFUL COSMIC VIBES OF JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS, OR FACE THE WRATH OF YOUR PLANETARY OVERLORDS!"
"Virgo Vibes: Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd, Tame Chaos, and Conquer the Universe with Organized Love, Baby!"
"Interstellar Antics Ahead: Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk Through a Galactic Comedy of Quantum Quirks and Celestial Snafus!"
"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Galactic Shenanigans Forecasted to Tickle the Cosmos and Confuse Alien Life Forms!"
"Galactic Bull Market Alert! Taurus to Moonwalk Through Planetary Disco, Grooving Their Hooves Off with Celestial Swagger!"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 42069.7: Moon Swims from Dreamy Pisces to Fiery Aries - Brace Yourselves for an Astrological Warp Speed Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 15 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Terminator Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Prepare for a Robotic Love Affair with the Cosmos this Month!"
Capricorn Forecast: Channeling Your Inner Bob Ross, Happy Little Goats Climb the Cosmic Mountain of Success!
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic arrow to the heart: love, laughter, and a llama named Larry may be in your future!"
Scorpio, foresee I do: Intensity rising, stingers ready, hmmm, cosmic force strong in you this week, it is!
"Libra's Love for Balance Sends Universe into a Tizzy: Wall-E Offers Therapeutic Trash Compressing Sessions to Restore Cosmic Equilibrium!"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Cosmic Energies Initiate Operation 'Organize your Shell'; Time to Debug your Life, Earthling!"
"Frakkin' Geminis! Prepare for a Dual-Personality Galactic Rollercoaster: Love Blooms, Brains Fuse, and Cylons Can't Even Keep Up!"
"Aries, Stars Align and Cosmic Energies Zoom Like Wall-E: Prepare for Galactic Adventures and Stellar Laughs!"
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Retrograde Report for 14 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Attention Pisceans: It's Time to Swim with the Cosmic Currents, So Grab Your Galactic Goggles and Prepare for a Splash in the Stars!"
Aquarius Forecast: Frakkin' Stars Align - Prepare for Galactic Love and Out-of-this-World Vibes, Space-hippies!
"Galactic Shenanigans Ahead, Sagittarius! Starship Saggy Prepares for a Cosmic Party as Planets Align for a Sassy Samba!"
"Libra, the Scales of Justice, Tremendously Balanced, Believe Me, We're Gonna Make Your Love Life Great Again!"
"Virgo Forecast: A Cosmic Tidying Marathon, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Planetary Alignment!"
"Roaringly Hilarious Leo Forecast: Galactic Hairballs and Cosmic Catnip Await Our Fabulous Feline Friends!"
"Shiny Crabs, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown! Cancer's Stars Alignin' Faster than Serenity on a Moonlit Getaway!"
"Twins, Unite! A Gemini Forecast: Cosmic Mischief, Holographic Horoscopes, and the Ultimate Replicant Dance-Off!"
"Multi-pass Aries! Energies Align for a Cosmic Tango of Fire & Passion - Time to Channel Your Inner Leeloo!"
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Retrograde Report for 13 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Clouds of smoke billow out over the surrounding area as the uncrewed Skylab 1/Saturn V space vehicle launches from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on May 14, 1973.
"Pisces Beware: Your Fishy Intuition Swims into a Whirlpool of Hilarious Cosmic Confusion This Week, says G'Kar the Galactic Guru!"
"Yoda-style forecast, Aquarius gets: Flow with the cosmic vibes, you must. Hmmm, much quirkiness in your stars I sense!"
"Capricorns Rejoice! Cosmic Goat Vibes Align with Intergalactic Funk for an Out-of-this-World Groovy Extravaganza!"
"Whoa, Sagittarius, it's time to unplug from the Matrix! Your Astro-forecast is bending spoons and dodging cosmic bullets!"
"Scintillating Scorpios! Prepare to sting your way through cosmic shenanigans as retrograde planets boogie with celestial twists, Maria the Robot style!"
"Balancing Act: Libra's Hilarious Attempt to Juggle Starry Skies, Peace and Love with a Dash of Quantum Physics for Good Measure!"
"Virgo, engage warp speed to inner peace! Stellar alignment promises cosmic organization and out-of-this-world tidiness!"
"Leo, the Truth is Out There: Aliens Approve Your Cat-like Reflexes as You Pounce on Opportunities this Week"
"Great Scott! Cancer, hop in the DeLorean for a cosmic joyride to a groovy future filled with moonwalking crabs and starry giggles – but don't forget that flux capacitor!"
"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Guide to Juggling Jupiter Jellies and Jiving with Timey-Wimey TARDIS Tango!"
"Taureans Unite! Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Good Vibes as Planetary Puppets Pull Your Strings (And Tickle Your Funny Bone)!"
"Watch Out, World: The Moon's Aquarius-to-Pisces Shift is About to Make Us All Feel Like We're Floating Through a Stargate of Emotions!"
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Retrograde Report for 12 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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A team member from the Environmental Management Branch at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center works to remove a mangrove seedling deposited by tropical winds on the shoreline of KARS Park at Kennedy in this image from April 12, 2023.
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in the Cosmic Soup of Hilarity as Neptune's Prankster Energy Unleashes Your Inner Cylon!"
"Capricorns in Shiny Space: Hold Onto Your Lunar Boots, It's Time to Serenade the Stars with Your Diligent Vibes"
"Sagittarians, Unite! Galactic Chuckles and Nebulous Adventures Await in This Week's Far-Out Astro-Forecast, Brought to You by the Cosmic Comedian G'Kar!"
"Scorpio's Stars Align as Cosmic Joke Unfolds: Mars in Retrograde Gives the Universe a Giggle Fit, Quatermass Chortles!"
"Balancing Act Alert: Libra Discovers Gravity is Just a Suggestion, Floats Through Life Like a Space Oddity!"
"Virgo Vibes: Cosmic Nerds Unite as Planetary Puns Propel Perfectionist Power - Time to Align Chakras, Recycle, and Conquer the World (in a Sustainable Way, Of Course)!"
"Brace Yourselves, Leos: A Star-studded Roar-lercoaster Awaits, and it's More Thrilling than Stealing the Doctor's TARDIS!"
"Get Ready, Gemini: Hasta La Vista, Baby – Astro-nator's Forecast Promises a Blast from the Past and Future Combined!"
"Charge up your solar panels, Taurus! Uranus brings electrifying vibes to your cosmic motherboard!" 😂🤖✌️
"Rambunctious Rams of the Cosmos, Brace Yourselves: Aries' Astral Antics Set to Ignite Laughter Supernovas Across the Galaxy!"
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Retrograde Report for 11 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Vance I. Oyama holds a readout from the gas chromatograph in the life detection laboratory at NASA’s Ames Research Center in this picture from April 22, 1965.
"Resistance is Futile, Pisces: Embrace Your Fluidity as You Boldly Swim Through the Celestial Delta Quadrant of Possibilities"
"Capricorns, strap on your moon boots and groove into cosmic overdrive: Retrograde roller disco awaits your celestial cha-cha!"
"Scorpio Strikes Back: The Force of Planets Awakens Intergalactic Transformations in your Galaxy Far, Far Away!"
"Libra, This Week Your Balance is More on Point Than My Jetpack: A Bounty of Cosmic Vibes Incoming!"
"Leo, the Cosmic Lion, Roars with Laughter this Month: Find out How to Ride the Laughter Wave and Avoid Getting Lost in the Infinite Improbability of the Universe!"
"Crabby Cancerians Catch Cosmic Waves: Galactic Giggles Guaranteed as Moonchildren Moonwalk through the Milky Way!"
"Gemini Twins Unite! Cosmic Shenanigans for Telepathic Squirrels Ahead – Hold Onto Your Holographic Banjos!"
"Taurus, Unleash Your Inner Neo: Swallow the Red Pill and Watch the Matrix of Your Life Transform as You Battle Planetary Agents!"
"Breaking News: The Moon Boldly Goes Where No Moon Has Gone Before... From Capricorn to Aquarius, Engaging Warp Speed!"
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Retrograde Report for 10 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Escape Plan(et) Pisces: Swimmin' with the Stars - A Cosmic Guide to Navigating the Urban (Space) Jungle!"
"Capricorn, Prepare for Stardom: The Universe Casts You as Lead in a Cosmic Rom-Com with an Adorable Sidekick - Gravity!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic casserole of adventure: Uranus winks, Mars moonwalks, and Jupiter high-fives your inner hippie!"
"Scorpio Stings the Stars: Prepare for an Intergalactic Escape of Planetary Shenanigans and Cosmic Chaos, Riddick Style!"
"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as the stars align in your favor, but remember: all of this has happened before and will happen again... in yoga class!"
"These Are the Virgo Vibes You've Been Looking For: Time to Cleanse Your Aura and Geek Out with the Stars!"
"Leos, Grab Your Sonic Sunglasses: A Timey-Wimey Cosmic Roar Awaits You in the TARDIS of the Zodiac!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! Cosmic Twins Invade Babylon 5: A Tale of Stellar Shenanigans and Intergalactic Doppelgängers!"
Great Scott, Taurus! Harness Your Inner Flux Capacitor: Time-Traveling Bulls to Channel Cosmic Energy for a Wild Ride Through the Astrological Space-Time Continuum!
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Universe is Set to Inflict Unrelenting Joy and Social Adventures, Despite Your Insignificance in the Cosmic Scheme of Things - How Utterly Depressing"
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Retrograde Report for 9 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Spacewalkers Stephen Bowen and Sultan Alneyadi are pictured in their Extravehicular Mobility Units, or spacesuits, exiting the International Space Station's Quest airlock and beginning a spacewalk.
"Galactic Giggles: Pisces Set to Swim in a Celestial Sea of Chuckles as Planetary Punchlines Align!"
"Capricorn Conundrum: When Saturnian Vibes Meet Picasso's Paintbrush – A Hilarious Journey into the Cosmic Goat's Artistic Aspirations!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Part Human, Part Zodiac Sign, All Hilarity – Get Ready to Embrace Your Inner RoboScorp!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Scales of Love, Justice, and Hilarious Misunderstandings, Just Like Number Six's Wacky Adventures Aboard the Galactic Battlestar!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini Twins: This Week, You're About to Embark on a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Hilarity, Surrounded by Quirky Aliens and Planetary Oddities!"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES A WHIRLWIND OF PEACE, LOVE AND DALEK-FREE POSITIVITY!"
"Aries, fiery ram you are, hmm? Much energy this week brings, yes, hrrrmmm. Beware of the dark side of Mars, you must!"
"Smegheads, Rejoice! The Moon's Hoppin' from Saggy to Cappy - Time for Serious Giggles in the Cosmos!"
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Retrograde Report for 8 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Capricorn, Phone Home: Intergalactic Vibes Bring Stellar Opportunities to Your Career and Social Life This Month!"
"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarius, Your Archer Aims for Laughs as Mercury High-Fives Uranus in a Stellar Stand-up Comedy Showdown!"
"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as wacky as a replicant on a unicycle: This month's forecast, brought to you by Roy Batty's Astrological Emporium - We're practically out of this world!"
"I'm Sorry, Virgo, I'm Afraid I Can't Predict That: A Galactic Guide to Embracing the Chaos of the Cosmos"
"Leo, I Am Your Star Sign: Feel the Purr of the Cosmic Kitten as You Navigate the Galactic Hairball!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Cling to Your Shells During this Cosmic Comedy as Planetary Punchlines Propel You into Plucky Plot Twists!"
"Breaking Moos: Taurus Unleashes Bullish Charm; Cow-abunga, It's About to Get Udderly Moolicious in the Stars!"
