NASA's Psyche spacecraft is nearly complete as it rests in a clean room on June 26, 2023, at Astrotech Space Operations Facility near the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
"Pisces, May the Force Be with You. But by 'Force', I Mean Saturn. It's in Retrograde, So Keep Your Light Sabers Sheathed!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Klingon at a Baseball Match!"
"Scorpio, These Aren't the Retrogrades You're Looking For: A Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmic Storms"
"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Aliens Might Do It For You: A Cosmic Forecast Straight From Area 51!"
"Attention all Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just stuck in traffic! Expect some cosmic congestion on your journey to self-discovery!"
"Leo Forecast: Hagrid's Beard! Your Roars Might Outshine the Dragon's Breath, But Mind You Don't Burn the House Down!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Nebula is Doing the Cha-Cha, and You're About to Feel the Groove!"
"Taurus, May the Fourth (House of Home and Family) Be With You: Expect Changes in Your Galactic Living Quarters!"
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"Aquarians, Brace Yourselves! Uranus is Going Retrograde, so Get Ready for a Cosmic Wedgie of Truth!"
"Capricorn, Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Misplaced Towel - You're Going to Miss it When It's Gone!"
"Scorpio, Beware: Your Retrograde Nemesis, Mercury, is Doing the Macarena Again - This Could Mean Miscommunication or Just Terrible Dance Moves!"
"Balance Seek, You Shall! Libra's Cosmic Waltz in Retrograde, It Is - Beware of Tipping Scales, Hmmm?"
"Protocol Alert: Virgo, Your Star Charts are More Muddled than a Wookiee's Hair After a Wind Storm!"
"Cancer, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Crab Walk: The Stars Predict Sideways Motion - It's Not Inefficiency, It's Style!"
"Moongate Alert: Aquarius Waves Goodbye as Pisces Plays Host, Leia-Style! May the Force be With Your Emotions!"
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Retrograde Report for 6 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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NASA’s X-59 research aircraft moves from its construction site to the flight line – or the space between the hangar and the runway – at Lockheed Martin Skunk Works in Palmdale, California, on June 16, 2023.
"Aquarian Alert: Uranus Sends High Speed Galactic WiFi Signal - Expect Sudden Enlightenment and an Uncontrollable Urge to Invent Hover Shoes!"
"Capricorn, looks like it's high time to secure your cargo! Universe is throwing asteroids your way - but don't fret, you're tougher than a Reaver's breakfast!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Rock Your Socks Off in a Cosmic Tango with Pluto: It's Not Science Fiction, It's Your Love Life!"
"Logical Analysis Predicts: Virgo, You're About to Experience a Gravitational Pull Towards Unanticipated Chaos. Resistance is Futile!"
"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes: Retrograde Rollercoasters, Neutron Star Nonsense and Quantum Quirks Await!"
"Grab Your Spacesuits, Gemini! Your Luck is About to Skyrocket, Just Don't Forget the Alien Repellent!"
"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead, or Just Another Case of Astrological Mad Cow?"
"Rocket-Powered Rams Blast Off! Aries, It's Time to Defy Gravity in Your Interstellar Adventure of Self-Discovery!"
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Retrograde Report for 5 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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"Highly Illogical Pisces! Neptune's Retrograde Promises Emotional Turbulence But Remember: 'Logic Is The Beginning Of Wisdom, Not The End.'"
"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Week is Looking as Unpredictable as a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"
"Sagittarius, 'The Force is strong with you this month... but your ability to avoid tripping over furniture? Not so much.'"
