"Pisces, prepare to fish-slap the cosmos: Galactic waves bring a tsunami of groovy vibes and nerdgasms!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, prepare to charm extraterrestrials with your quirky wit and teleport into a cosmic love affair!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: A Galactic Goat-a-Palooza of Productivity and Frak-tastic Fun is Heading Your Way!"

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Hilarious Forecast: Galactic Giggles and Planetary Puns Ahead!"

"Libra: Join the Balanced Side - We Have Harmonious Vibes and Cosmic Cookies!"

"Virgo, the Sarlacc Pit of the Zodiac: Navigating Your Galactic Cleanliness and Bounty Hunting for Perfection This Month!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as the Cosmos Aligns in Your Favor: It's Like a Galactic Comic-Con with Extra Catnip!"

"Cancer, buckle up, kid: A cosmic Kessel Run through love and fortune awaits, but don't get cocky!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: This Month's Forecast is Bursting with Out-of-This-World Surprises - It's Game Over, Man, Game Over!"

"Whoa, Taurus! Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Bend Reality Like a Bovine Neo in This Month's Zodiac Matrix!"

"Great Cosmic Cows! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Kicks into High Gear as it Shifts from Aquarius to Pisces – Prepare for a Psychedelic Time Travel Adventure!"

"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Cosmic Energies Align for a Hilariously Bold Adventure in the Final Frontier of Self-Discovery!"

This image taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope shows JO204, a ‘jellyfish galaxy’ so named for the bright tendrils of gas that appear in thi...

"Intergalactic Fish Shenanigans: Pisces Unravel the Secrets of the Cosmos While Juggling Planetary Retrogrades and Vegan Smoothies!"

"Attention all Aquarians: Prepare for Cosmic Chaos as Uranus Moonwalks into Retrograde, Leaving You Swimming in a Galactic Puddle of Confusion!"

"Capricorn Chronicles: The Goat's Guide to Galactic Grooviness - Quantum Leaps in Love & Levitating Luck!"

"Scorpios, prepare to take the Stargate to Funky-town! Galactic love beams activate your romance sector, while quantum luck particles have money matters grinning like a Cheshire cat. Strap in for a cosmic joyride, folks!"

"Flash Gordon's Galactic Giggles: Libra's Loony Lunar Loop-de-Loop – Find Balance or Face Space-Time Shenanigans!"

"Virgo's Starship to Cleanliness: Beam up to a Tidy Future as Planetary Alignments Engage Your Inner Perfectionist!"

"Leos, prepare to roar like a Xenomorph: Your astrological forecast is bursting with out-of-this-world opportunities!"

"Starfleet Orders: Cancer, Engage Warp Speed to Good Vibes Galaxy – Emotional Wormholes Ahead!"

"Double Trouble in the Galaxy! Gemini Twins Unleash Their Sarcastic Charm: A Bounty of Wit Awaits, Just Don't End Up Carbonite-Frozen!"

"Escape from Bovine Boredom: Taurus Unleashes Inner Bull for a Moovellous Adventure!"

"Boldly Going Where No Aries Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Quest for Intergalactic Dominance and Groovy Vibes!"

Floodwater (dark blue) stands out against the vegetation in agricultural fields around Tulare Lake near Corcoran, California, in this enhanced color i...

"Dead or alive, Scorpios, you're coming with the stars! Galactic forecast predicts a week of cosmic justice and astrological ass-kicking!"

"Sagittarius, This Week Your Aim is Truer Than Boba Fett's Blaster - Bounty of Good Vibes Incoming!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors for Aquarius: A Stellar Odyssey of Galactic Giggles and Astrological Antics in the Cosmos!"

"These Aren't the Moons You're Looking For: Galactic Shift from Capricorn to Aquarius Awakens the Force Within!"

"Galactic Guffaws: Aries Rams Into Comedic Conquests, Leaving the Universe in Hysterics!"

"Feeling Bullish, Taurus? Time to Use the Force and Charge into Your Galactic Destiny!"

"Twins, Unite! Galactic Geminis Gear Up for a Stellar Month of Telepathic High-Fives and Intergalactic Shenanigans!"

"Crabby Cancers Beware! The Stars Align for a Shell-tacular Journey – Grab Your Photon Muffins, It's Time to Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

"Leos, prepare to Roar into Retrograde: Galactic Catnip and Intergalactic Hairballs in Your Cosmic Litter Box!"

"Libra Earthlings, Brace Yourselves! Intergalactic Scales of Justice Tilt in Your Favor as Cosmic Harmony Aligns With Your Inner Alien this Month!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Rock Your Horns: A Cosmic Goat Rodeo Approaches with Planetary Shenanigans Galore!"

"Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles, Pisces! Groovy Galactic Guidance is Coming Your Way!"

Former NASA astronaut Alvin Drew shakes hands with a guest during the White House Easter Egg Roll in this photo from Monday, April 10, 2023.

"Pisces, Grab Your Flamethrowers! Mercury Retrograde is Shape-Shifting Your Love Life like a Shape-Shifty Thing!"

"Aries, Gort Barada Nikto! Galactic Giggle-fest Awaits as Planetary Vibes Usher in a Far-Out Funkadelic Fiesta"

"Good Morning, Taurus: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Stay in Bed - Your Stars Demand Galactic Grooviness and Astro-tastic Adventures Today!"

"Double Trouble Duo: Gemini's Timey-Wimey Cosmic Dance Spirals into Hilarious Chaotic Harmony!"