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RETROGRADE REPORT for
13 April, 2023
 
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There are no planets in retrograde!

Funny Horoscope - Captain Sheridan Style

Captain John Sheridan's Nerdy Astrology Forecast: Planetary Retrograde Edition

Greetings, cosmic travelers! Captain Sheridan here, reporting from Babylon 5 with your daily dose of astrological hilarity. Today, we'll be exploring the current planetary retrogrades and how they're going to rock your socks off (or maybe just give you a slight nudge in the right direction).

First up, we have Mercury chillin' in Taurus. This is like that one time I tried to explain wormhole physics to Londo Mollari using only interpretive dance. You might find communication getting a bit... earthy. Embrace the challenge, my friends, and remember: body language speaks volumes!

Next, we've got Venus fluttering around in Gemini. Picture Ivanova and Talia Winters having a lively debate on Minbari poetry while wearing roller skates. It's a time to embrace versatility in your relationships, so remember to keep an open mind and let the cosmic winds take you where they may.

As for Mars in Cancer, think of it as G'Kar trying to learn how to cook Bagna Càuda for a Narn-Italian fusion feast. Your passions might be simmering beneath the surface, but when they finally boil over, it's going to be out-of-this-world delicious. Just don't forget the garlic bread.

Jupiter in Aries? Oh, that's like when the entire

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 21 degrees, 18' 54", at a velocity of 14.15 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. It is 364387.39 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected near background conditions. Wind speeds averaged near 390 km/s, total field saw an isolated peak of 10 nT, and Bz only observed minor southward deviations to - 5 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive. .Forecast... Background conditions are expected on 13-14 Apr. Possible enhancements are then anticipated to begin on 15 Apr with the likely onset of another positive polarity coronal hole high speed stream.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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