Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen (from left) and NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch greet the crowd at Ellin...

"Galactic Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong: Aries Unleashes Their Cosmic Groove in a Far-Out Astro-Forecast!"

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Stampedes into a Stellar Love Fest, Grab Your Cosmic Snuggie and Munch on Celestial Brownies!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Soar Like Serenity, Just Keep an Eye on That Gorram Planet Alignment!"

"Crabby Cancers, Unite! Galactic High Tide Rolls In, So Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves with Your Inner Cylon!" 🦀🌊🤖

"Frakkin' Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Roar as the Stars Align in Your Favor: Time to Rule the Fleet, One Cylon at a Time!"

"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic conspiracy: your organizational skills will save the world from alien chaos this month!"

"Balancing Act: Libra's Quest for Cosmic Harmony, Serenity, and the Perfect Space Hula Hoop Dance!"

"Scorpio Stings the Stars: A Galactic Comedy Starring Gandalf the Groovy and His Hilariously Accurate Astrological Forecast!"

"Sagittarius: Embrace Your Inner Voyager and Boldly Go Where No Centaur Has Gone Before - Just Don't Forget Your Phaser and a Snazzy Poncho!"

"Capricorns, Unite! Planetary Alignment Promises Replicant-Level Success, with a Side of Eco-Friendly Hippy Vibes!"

Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles as Uranus moonwalks into your sign: It's *Interstellar Groove Time*!

"Get Ready, Pisces: Your Future's So Bright, Even Terminators Need Shades!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Multipass: Cosmic Goats Ride Surfboards on Planetary Waves in the Name of Love and Career!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Adventures and Intergalactic Shenanigans Await as Jupiter Channels Its Inner Starbuck!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! A Stellar Week of Quantum Leaps and Sassy Sarcophagi in Your Social Galaxy"

"Fish Out of Water? Fear Not, Pisces! Timey-Wimey Planets Align to Reel in Cosmic Laughs and Galactic Grooviness!"

"Moon Ditches Virgo, Flirts with Libra: Galactic Balance Scale Tips, Earthlings Beware!"

"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"

"Taurus, prepare to boldly graze where no bull has grazed before: Unusual Cosmic Pastures Await!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Whirlwind of Witty Banter and Alien Encounters – The Truth is Out There...and It's Hilarious!"

"Cancer Crustaceans Unite! Galactic Moonbeams to Power Your Shell-Phones in the Cosmic Comedy Club This Week!"

"Attention, Earthlings! Leos Prepare for Cosmic Laughs as Galactic Giggles Align with Your Planetary Prowess: Hilarity Ensues!"

"Virgo Vibes: Analytical Aliens Activate! A Whirlwind of Precision and Peculiar Potions Predicted for Perfectionist Protégés!"

"Libra, Time to Balance Those Scales and Dodge Replicants: A Cosmic Forecast for the Astro-Enlightened"

"I'll be back, Scorpio! Hasta la vista, cosmic baby: Prepare for celestial domination!"

"Alien Abduction or Aquarius Ascension? Cosmic Clues Reveal Your Out-of-this-World Vibes are Taking Off!"

"Pisces, prepare for cosmic giggles as Neptune hosts a celestial karaoke night – expect to swim in harmonious waves and find your inner space diva!"

"Virgo, the Shiny Star of the 'Verse: Gear Up for a Gorram Cosmic Adventure in Tidiness and Overthinking!"

"Libra's Airy Vibes Take a Cosmic Cruise: Balance Your Inner Alien and Chillax with the Stars, Multipass Style!"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Unleashes its Inner Nerd to Spice Up Your Destiny!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Whip Out Those Groovy Galactic Bow & Arrows as the Cosmos Sends You on a Far-Out, Nerdtastic Adventure!"

"Capricorn, set phasers to fun: The logic of planetary alignment deems this week to be highly illogical in its potential for merriment"

"Mercury Moo-ves into Taurus: Time to Bull-doze through Life with Cosmic Comic Relief!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Stars Say You'll Have More Close Encounters Than Ellen Ripley at an Alien Speed Dating Event!"

"Bovine Bewilderment: Taurus Teleports into a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Planetary Proportions!"

"Twinsies, Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Space Tango Sends Mercury into a Retrograde Boogie-woogie, ensuring Delightful Duality and Hilarious Misunderstandings!"

"Crabby Cancers, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans! Uranus moonwalks into your living room, promising an intergalactic hootenanny of cosmic proportions!"

"Leos, Prepare for Blastoff! Galactic Lion Prides Unite as Starship Serengeti Soars Through the Celestial Savannah!"

"Libras Unite! Your Scales of Justice Just Got a Cosmic Upgrade: Now Serving Equal Parts Love, Peace, and Hilarious Galactic Shenanigans!"

"Scorpio, prepare to get your stingers tangled: This week's forecast is more twisted than an Alien's inner jaw playing Twister in hyperspace!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Hitchhikers Brace for Yet Another Tediously Optimistic Week of Unbearable Spontaneity and Wanderlust - Don't Panic, but Do Bring a Towel"

"Capricorn, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Prepare for cosmic giggles this month, young Padawan!"