Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Archer Aims for Galactic Grooviness as Retrograde Realness Reverses Its Course!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Intergalactic Wormhole of Passion Engulfs the Universe, or Just Your Love Life? Stay Tuned!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, May the Scales Be With You: Balancing Love, Justice, and Droid Sidekicks in This Galactic Astrological Forecast!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Even the Stars Align for a Galactic Game of Dungeons & Dragons – Bring Your Own Healing Crystals!"

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Leo Report

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ions: The Chronicles of Roar-iddick!"

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Cancer Report

"Great Scott, Cancer! Flux Capacitor of Fortune Activates: Time-traveling Crabs Encounter Cosmic Grooviness in the Space-Time Continuum!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks - A Cosmic Comedy Courtesy of The Alien Astrologer!"

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Aries Report

"Buckle Up, Aries: Mars in Retrograde Brings Wormholes, Tofu Cravings, and Quantum Shenanigans!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"From Leo's Roaring Laughter to Virgo's Tidy Tendencies: The Moon's Celestial Journey of Self-Discovery with a Dash of Nerdy Wit!"

ChipWitch Today for 29 April, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 April, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Captures an Elusive Galaxy Cluster

A menagerie of interesting astronomical finds are visible in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into the Spooky Abyss: Aliens, Ghosts, and the Mystical Power of the Moon Await!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Grooviness Alert: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Dance with the Stars, Featuring Quirky Vibes and Intergalactic High-Fives!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, it's time to buckle up your moon boots and grab your telescopic mop: Cosmic chaos is headed your way, and even the stars are saying 'smeg, what a mess!'"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Forecast a Groovy Journey through the Cosmos of Love and Tacos!"

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Libra Report

"Flash Gordon meets Libra Balance-mania: Zany Scales of Justice Prepare to Zap Your Love Life and Rocket Your Inner Peace to Space!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world week as the stars align in your favor; even E.T. would phone home to tell his mom about these cosmic shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Command Cosmic Craziness: Klingons, Cylons, and Starfleet Beware! It's Shell-tastic Shenanigans This Week!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Interstellar Guide to Juggling Planetary Shenanigans & Embracing Their Inner Space-Hippie Chic!"

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Taurus Report

"Robo-Bovine Revolution: Taurus Transcends Tech with Earthy Vibes and Galactic Giggles!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Rise of the Ram-bots: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes! Astro Forecast Unleashes Your Inner Warrior"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 April, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 April, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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The Cygnus space freighter is released from the Canadarm2 robotic arm

The Cygnus space freighter is pictured moments after its release from the Canadarm2 robotic arm.

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Pisces Report

"Escape from Pisces: Surf's Up, Dudes! Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Waves of Groovy Vibes and Stellar Shenanigans"

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Aquarius Report

"Hey Aquarius, buckle up for a cosmic ride faster than the Millennium Falcon this month – May the stars be with you, kid!"

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Capricorn Report

"Gandalf Gazes into the Stars: Capricorns, Prepare for a Hobbit-sized Adventure with a Sprinkle of Cosmic Magic!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow: A Galactic Adventure of Love, Laughter, and Lucky Stars Awaits in Your Horoscope!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Resistance is Futile, Embrace the Cosmic Love Beam!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, It's Time to Balance Your Scales, or You'll End up Like a Replicant in the Rain!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: In Space, No One Can Hear You Organize! A Cosmic Forecast of Tidy Proportions!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Your Bounty of Galactic Grooviness Awaits in this Week's Celestial Forecast, Baby Yoda Approved!"

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Cancer Report

"Intergalactic Crab Alert: Cancer's Cosmic Voyage to Channel Inner Cylon and Embrace Galactic Harmony!"

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Gemini Report

"Engage, Gemini! Warp Speed to Hilarity and Adventure as Mercury Aligns with your Fifth House of Fun!"

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Taurus Report

"Bovine Bonanza: Taurus Takin' Charge, Grab Your Grass and Galactic Giggles!"

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Aries Report

"Beam Me Up, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Unleashes Your Inner Teleporting Trekkie: Astrological Forecast for Those Born Under the Sign of the Fiery, Intergalactic Warrior Sheep!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 April, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 April, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Swimmin' with the Fishes: A Pisces Tale of Galactic Adventures, led by none other than Captain Nemo and his trusty crew of Merfolk!" 🐟✨

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Aquarius Report

"Whoosh! Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles and stardust shenanigans as the universe tickles your fancy this week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Cosmic Goat, Disco Dances into Destiny: Find Your Groovy Galactic Balance with Bob Ross' Happy Little Star Alignments!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for cosmic high-fives: E.T. predicts out-of-this-world adventures and Reese's Pieces abundance!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: The Truth is Out There, and It's Probably a Cosmic Joke Involving Stingers and Galactic Tie-Dye"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance the Universe with One Hand, While Juggling Alien Disco Balls with the Other: It's Cosmic Groove Time!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Star-Aligning Shenanigans: Intergalactic Cleanliness Ensues as Mercury Mingles with Spock!"

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Leo Report

"Great Scott, Leos! Hoverboards and Lion's Roars: Time-traveling to Cosmic Confidence this Month!"

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Cancer Report

"I'm Sorry, Cancerians, But I Can't Allow You To Ignore This Hilarious Astrological Forecast: Prepare for an Odyssey of Cosmic Crabs and Intergalactic Mood Swings!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Stargate to Open, Inviting Double the Wit and Sarcasm – Aliens Beware!"

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Taurus Report

"Totally Terrific Taurus: Expect Tremendous Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes, The Best You've Ever Seen - Believe Me!"

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