"E.T. Phone Home: The Moon Ditches Hermit Crab Cancer for Party Lion Leo. Extra-Terrestrial Disco, Anyone?"

"Breaking News: Moon Ditches Its Crabby Pants for a Fiery Lion's Mane, Exclaims 'I'm Just Not a Cancer Anymore!'"

"Judge Dredd Prepares for Emotional Rollercoaster as Moon Jumps Bail from Gemini and Seeks Asylum in Cancer!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon Packs Up from Pisces, Boarding the Aries Express - Expect Cosmic Feathers to Be Ruffled!"

"Moody Moon Ditches Aquarius, Packs Bags for Pisces - Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me'"

"Hold Onto Your Lunar Undies! The Moon's Making a Cosmic Leap from Capricorn to Aquarius!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon’s Swapping Its Sagittarius Party Pants For Capricorn's Sensible Slacks!"