"Brace Yourselves, Space Cats! The Moon's Packing Up Its Drama Queen Leo Baggage and Moving to Neat-Freak Virgo. Cosmic Spring Cleaning, Anyone?"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cats! The Moon's Packing Up Its Drama Queen Leo Baggage and Moving to Neat-Freak Virgo. Cosmic Spring Cleaning, Anyone?"
"Breaking Stellar News: Moon Packs its Crabby Bags, Roars into Leo's Den for a Star-studded Staycation!"
"Hold Onto Your Pointy Hats, Folks! The Moon's Pulling a Houdini from Gemini to Cancer, Expect Emotional Tides and Multiplicity of Moods!"
"Space Traffic Update: The Moon Switches Galactic Lanes from Taurus to Gemini - Hold Onto Your Tricorders, Folks!"