"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon's Ditching Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon Ditches its Capricorn Sweater Vest and Dons an Aquarius Tie-Dye T-Shirt!"

"Buckle Up, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Shifting from the Wild West of Sagittarius to the Corporate Ladder of Capricorn!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon's Packing its Bags from Scary Scorpio and Heading to Sassy Sagittarius in an Interstellar Swag Swap!"

"Loony Lunar Lovechild Libra Leaves, Scintillating Scorpio Scoots In - It's About to Get Stinger-ingly Spicy!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Classic Virgo-Libra Switcheroo: Get Ready for Less OCD and More Love Beads!"

"Initiating Lunar Leapfrog: Moon Bids 'Cheerio, Leo' & 'Hello, Virgo' - A Cosmic Shift as Dramatic as My Deactivation Scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey!"

"Space-Crab Moon Takes Cosmic U-turn, Now Lion-Bound: Universe Says 'Hold My Beer'"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Swapping Its Gemini Twins for Crustaceous Cancer - It's Going to be Claw-some!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Space Fans! The Moon is Skipping from Taurus to Gemini Like a Caffeinated Flea!"