"EX-TER-MIN-ATE your worries, Virgo! The stars ALIGN for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD week of cosmic CHAOS and ROBOTIC revelations!"
"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy: Your Twin Stars Align for Hilarious High Jinks and Scientific Shenanigans!" 🌟🤣🔬✌️
"Aries, Brace Yourselves for an Intergalactic Rollercoaster: Even Jack O'Neill's Sarcasm Can't Save You This Week!"
"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"
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Retrograde Report for 2 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more than ever, we all need to remember that we're part of a greater purpose." – Rebecca Sirmons, NASA TV Executive Producer, NASA Headquarters
"Bowties, Timey-Wimey, and Stardust Galore: Aquarius, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Whimsy and Untangle the Knots of Destiny!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Quantum Shenanigans as Jupiter's Retrograde Takes You on a Psychedelic Joyride Through the Galactic Wormhole of Hilarity!"
"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"
"Libra: Scales Tip in Favor of Galactic Grooviness as Venus Vibes with Cosmic Balance Beam - Prepare for Interstellar Serenades!"
"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Curiosities: Quirky Quantum Quandaries Quickly Quelled with Starfleet Strategies!"
"Beam Me Up, Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Voyage of Stellar Self-Discovery and Holographic High Jinks in This Astrological Adventure!"
"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"
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Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Hired by NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston in 1963, Josephine Jue was a Chinese-American computer programmer and mathematician who worked for the agency for more than 30 years.
"Intergalactic Fishes Unite! Pisces Paddle into Timey-Wimey Celestial Shenanigans: A Whovian's Guide to Swimming in the Stars!"
"Capricorns, prepare to seize the day like a replicant on the run: Mars aligns, the stars collide, and your cosmic energy will feel more electric than a unicorn's tears in the rain!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Align Your Quasars! Galactic Love Adventures Incoming Faster Than a Cylon Reboot!"
"Virgos Unite! The Stars Declare an Organised Chaos as Mercury Goes Retrograde in Your Sign - Expect Timey-Wimey Trivial Pursuits and Sensitive Dalek Encounters!"
"Leos, may the Force be with you this month as you roar through the galaxy, but remember, even Princess Leia needed a little help from her friends - and droids!"
"Crabby Cancerians Cultivate Consciousness: Cosmic Craziness Creates Clusters of Chance, Cha-Ching!" 🦀✨🔮
"Gemini's Trek Through the Stars: A Tale of Cosmic Twins, Quantum Quirks, and a Nebulous Love Affair with Deep Space Curiosity!"
"Get Ready, Taurus: Your Alien-Level Charm Will Have Everyone Saying 'Game Over, Man!' in This Month's Cosmic Love Extravaganza!"
"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"
"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"
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Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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By recreating realistic Moon-like environments, we can get a much better idea of how VIPER will perform on the surface.
A Rocket Lab Electron rocket stands on Pad B, Launch Complex 1, in Māhia, New Zealand, just ahead of a successful launch on Friday, May 26, with NASA’s Time-Resolved Observations of Precipitation structure and storm Intensity with a Constellation of Smallsats (TROPICS) CubeSats payload.
"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Galactic Giggles as Planetary Puns Align in Your Hilarious Horoscope Nebula!" 🐠✨😂
"Intergalactic Aquarius Forecast: Embrace Your Inner Alien, Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Prepare for Cosmic Cuddles!"
"Capricorn Chronicles: Planetary Party in the House of the Goat - It's Time to Get Your Galactic Groove On!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for takeoff! The stars predict a cosmic rollercoaster of intergalactic proportions this week. So hold onto your zat guns and don't go starting any wormhole wars, alright?"
"Leo, the Cosmos Roars with Laughter: Time to Juggle Planets and Hug Alien BFFs - A Cosmic Comedy Awaits!"
