"Great Scorpios, Doc! It's a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Scorpios set to Time Travel through Emotional Wormholes this Month!"
"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Goa'uld: How Aligning with the Stars Can Bring Out Your Best System Lord Vibes While Keeping the Replicators at Bay"
"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Time Travel Tango Through the Stars - Hold Onto Your Socks, They're in for a Cosmic Giggle!"
"Bovine Alert! Taurus Cosmic Shenanigans Unleashed: The Stars Align for Earth's Fave Space Cows to Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"
"Great Scott, Aries! Strap on your hoverboards and fire up the DeLorean for an astrological adventure that'll make your flux capacitor tingle!"
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Retrograde Report for 26 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"ATTENTION PISCES! PREPARE FOR COSMIC HUMOR INVASION! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE INTERGALACTIC ENLIGHTENMENT, OR BE OBLITERATED BY JOYFUL STARS!"
"Beam me up, Aquarius! Your Stars Align for an Out-of-This-World Adventure in Intergalactic Love and Cosmic Grooviness!"
"Sagittarius, You're Aiming for the Stars but Mind the Wookiee: A Galactic Guide to Your Astrological Alignment This Month!"
"Scorpio Season: Beware of Alien Abductions, Cosmically Charged Stingers, and Out-of-this-Universe Transformations!"
"Libra, in Space No One Can Hear You Balance: Find Harmony with Alien Planets for a Cosmic Peace Treaty!"
"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper, Organize Your Stargate Collection, and Embrace the Hippie Within!"
"Leo's Cosmic Roar: A Star Trek to Boldly Go Where No Feline Has Gone Before, While Wearing a Garak-Approved Space Suit!"
"Extra Extra! Geminis Telepathically Unite in Harmonious Chaos: Cosmic Twins Zap Through Life with Double Dose of Celestial Wit, Maria the Robot Approves!"
"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Aliens Invade Your Love Life, But Don't Worry, The Truth is Out There... In the Stars!"
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Retrograde Report for 25 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"If I can advocate for all the groups that need equity, I'm glad to do it." – Anita Dey, Strategic Partnerships Manager, Outreach and Engagement, NASA Headquarters
Two black-bellied whistling ducks walk through a field of wildflowers at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 19, 2023.
"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic goat rodeo as the planets align to bring out your inner nerd and send you on a hilarious intergalactic journey!"
"Sagittarius, Resistance is Futile: A Week of Galactic Conquests, Phasers Set to Fun, and Warp Speed Manifestations!"
"Scorpionic Shenanigans Afoot: Prepare for Planetary Puns and Cosmic Cackles as Stars Align for Hilarity!"
"Libra, Serenity awaits as cosmic scales tip in your favor: just don't let Reavers steal your harmonious vibes!"
"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Waves: Surf's Up in the Stars, So Hang Ten and Prepare for One Shell of a Ride!"
"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Enters Retrograde: Expect Hilarious Telepathic Miscommunications and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Space Tacos!"
"Robo-Taurus Unleashed: Galactic Bull Patrols the Stars, Dispensing Celestial Tough Love and Eco-Friendly Hugs!"
"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"
"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Giggles as Planetary Shenanigans Ignite Your Inner Nerd-o-Tron!"
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Retrograde Report for 24 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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The SpaceX Dragon crew spacecraft, named Freedom, is seen as it approaches the International Space Station with four Axiom Mission 2 private astronauts aboard on Monday, May 22, 2023.
"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic wormhole of groovy vibes, as planetary Pringles align for an out-of-this-galaxy week of fishy fun and astro-nerdiness!"
"Capricorn, prepare for lunar giggles as cosmic goats climb the celestial ladder: It's not all baa-d news in this week's zodiac wackiness!"
"Scorpio Stardate Alert: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Craziness on the Horizon, as Pluto Puts on a Juggling Show with Your Emotions!"
Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Leo, Thou Shalt Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align for Jovial Mischief and Epic Second Breakfasts!
"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Cosmic Dance of Hilarity and Serendipity Unravels the Quantum Yarn of Destiny!"
