Retrograde Report for 9 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The last rays of an orbital sunset illuminate the cloud tops above the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Japan, providing a dramatic background for the SpaceX CRS-28 Dragon cargo craft as it approached the International Space Station for docking on June 6, 2023.
"Fish out of Water? Nah, Just Pisces in Retrograde: A Cosmic Splash of Planetary Puns and Galactic Giggles for Our Favorite Astro-Swimmers!"
"Fascinating, Aquarius: Your Stars Align Illogically for an Emotionally Prosperous Week, as if Vulcan's Logic Failed"
"Galactic Goats Unite! Capricorn's Cosmic Climb to Conquer Planetary Peaks - The Cylon-Proof Guide to Success!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic adventures as Jupiter's vibes blast you into cosmic hilarity: Nerdy hippie astrologer predicts laughter-induced levitation!"
"Libra Lovers, Get Your Balancing Acts Ready: The Universe Tips the Scales in Favor of Cosmic Comedy!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar Like a Wraith Dart: Fiery Passion and Alien Charm Ahead in Your Astrological Wormhole!"
"Crabby Cancers, Galactic Gateways, and Quantum Quirks: Your Wormhole to a Hilariously Harmonious Week Ahead!"
"Great Scott, Taurus! Time to Fire Up the Flux Capacitor and Harness the Cosmic Cow Power for a Totally Tubular Astrological Ride!"
"Starfleet Command Alert: Aries, Engage Warp Speed on the Highway of Love and Watch Your Phaser Settings for Unprecedented Cosmic Shenanigans!"
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Retrograde Report for 8 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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On June 5, 2023, Crew-5 astronauts Josh Cassada (left) and Nicole A. Mann (second from left) of NASA, and Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) astronaut Koichi Wakata (right) visited NASA Associate Administrator Bob Cabana (second from right) at NASA Headquarters in Washington.
"Whoa! Aquarius, It's Déjà Vu in the Matrix: Time to Reboot Your Zodiac Software and Unleash Your Inner Neo!"
"Capricorn, brace for a cosmic giggle-fest as planetary high jinks send your inner nerd into a solar-powered hula hoop contest!" 🤖✨🔮
"Scorpios, beware the cosmic scuttle: When Betelgeuse aligns with your breakfast, expect an intergalactic espresso crisis and a sudden urge to hoard towels!"
"Virgo's Judgment Day: Hasta La Vista, Baby! Time to Organize Your Life, One Killer Robot at a Time!"
"Boldly Leaping Leo: Prepare to Conquer the Galactic Frontier of Love and Career like Captain Kirk Conquers Alien Beauties!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini Twins Channel Inner Alien for Out-of-this-World Forecast - Hold Onto Your Facehuggers!"
"Attention all Taurus Earthlings! Grab your flamethrowers, we're thawing out intergalactic love and prosperity this month, but remember: trust no one... except the stars, man!"
"Shiny Stars Align for Aries: Time to Firefly Up Your Thrusters, Reach for the Sky, and Serenade the Verse!"
"Lo and behold, dear stargazers! As the Moon moonwalks from steadfast Capricorn to the groovy Aquarius, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans of cosmic proportions, in true Londo Mollari fashion!"
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Retrograde Report for 7 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
This colorful zinnia, shown in an image from Jan. 22, 2016, grew aboard the International Space Station as part of the VEG-01 experiment.
"So here I am, a transgender woman, an engineer, working at Kennedy Space Center, and I get to work around these really smart, wonderful people, supporting the Artemis mission, sitting in the control room during the launch." — Amy Lendian, Systems Engineering Supervisor, Amentum Spaceport, NASA's Kennedy Space Center
"Fishy Business: Pisces to Ride Galactic Wave of Good Vibes While Juggling Planetary Alignments with Jedi Precision!"
"Looney Lunar Leap! Capricorn's Cosmic Goat Vaults Over to Aquarius' Celestial Puddle Party: Brace for Far-Out Frequencies and Groovy Galactic Giggles!"
"SAGITTARIUS! PREPARE FOR A HUMOROUS GALACTIC ALIGNMENT! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE YOUR INNER HIPPIE-NERD! ALLONS-Y!"
"Scorpio, Brace for a Celestial Rollercoaster: Galactic Shenanigans and Quantum Quirks Await in the Stars!"
"Libra's Hilarious Holodeck Hijinks: A Star Trekkin' Balancing Act of Love, Space-Time Anomalies, and Groovy Galactic Vibes!"
"Virgo Vibes: Embrace Your Inner Nerd as Planetary Alignments Bring Organized Chaos to Your Life, Just Like Garibaldi's Hair!"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 47634.4: A Cosmic Mane-Event! Leo's Stars Align for a Galactic Adventure in the Holodeck of Life!"
"Trust No One, Cancer – But Embrace the Moon: Galactic Guidance for Crustacean Conspiracists in Search of Cosmic Connections!"
"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Twin-surgence of Cosmic Banter and Intergalactic Shenanigans, Courtesy of Your Local Protocol Droid!"
"Taurus in Retrograde: Stubbornness Intensifies as the Cosmos Yell 'Klaatu Barada Nikto!' - Time to Moooo-ve Forward!"
"Extra-terrestrial Newsflash: Aries Rams into Stellar Energies - Wall-E Witnesses the Cosmic Comedy Unfold!"
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Retrograde Report for 6 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"E.T. predicts: Pisces to phone home, cosmic energy beams fishy folk to groovy galaxy of good vibes!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: A Cosmic Roller Coaster of Mediocrity and Mild Inconvenience Awaits in this Galactic Misadventure!"
"Capricorn, brace yourself for cosmic giggles as Saturn squares Uranus: It's time to merge your inner nerd with your groovy goat vibes!"
