Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic adventures as Jupiter's vibes blast you into cosmic hilarity: Nerdy hippie astrologer predicts laughter-induced levitation!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 168 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 23 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 155 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 205 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 170 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my adventurous Sagittarian space travelers! 🏹🌌 As we venture through the cosmic playground under the watchful eye of the 19.5-day-old Waning Gibbous moon 🌖✨ (or as I like to call it, "The Silver Lopsided Cheshire Cat Grin"), prepare for a journey that will surely make you question if you've just stepped into a sci-fi flick. Buckle up, because we're about to go full Blade Runner! 🌆🤖 Now, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate – but nothing quite compares to the twists and turns of the celestial dance that the cosmos has prepared for you this week, Sagittarius! 🔭🔥 Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is giving off some serious Roy Batty vibes, and let me tell you, it's all kinds of groovy. 😎🌟 Your inner rebel is itching to break free from those chains of conformity, urging you to face your fears and take a leap of faith into the unknown. So, strap on those neon-lit hover boots and set forth on a journey of self-discovery that would make even the most hardened Blade Runner proud. 🕶️🚀 As you navigate through the dystopian streets of your personal reality, remember that your sense of humor and boundless curiosity are your greatest allies in the face of adversity. Channel your inner Rutger Hauer and deliver a monologue so profound, even the rain-soaked, neon-lit cityscape will pause to listen. 🌧️🎙️ But beware, my cosmic archers, for the replicants of doubt and fear may ambush you at any moment. Stay vigilant and trust your instincts, as you're a natural-born truth-seeker with the power to pierce through even the thickest of smoke screens. 🕵️‍♂️💨 So, dear Sagittarius, don't just sit idly by, dreaming of electric sheep – get out there and make this week one for the (holo)books! And remember, like tears in rain, the best moments in life are fleeting, so cherish them while they last. 🌧️✨ #SagittariusBladeRunnerStyle #WaningGibbousMoon #SilverCh

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-08-06-2023)