"Scorpio, Get Ready to Sting Like a Babel Fish in a Vogon's Ear - Your Horoscope is Here!"

"WARNING, SAGITTARIUS: THE UNIVERSE FORECASTS AN EXPLOSIVE ADVENTURE AHEAD! EXTERMINATE YOUR BOREDOM AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER GALACTIC WANDERLUST! ALLONS-Y!"

"Attention Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Alignment of Epic Proportions, Beep Boop Beep!"

"Hey Aquarius, buckle up for a cosmic ride of weirdness and unpredictability - it's like riding a flux capacitor through a black hole!"

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, left, Jessica Watkins, center, and Bob Hines, right, take in the view from the interactive recreation of the Internati...

"Attention Aries: Prepare for a Fiery Cosmic Battle as Mars Aligns with Your Sign - But Don't Worry, You've Got This!"

"Big sky says Taurus be like a bull in a china shop, but don't worry, you'll break only what needs breaking."

"Beam up, Gemini! Your stars are aligned and your communication skills are on fire. Expect a cosmic adventure filled with witty banter and interstellar connections. Don't forget to pack your space suit because you're about to boldly go where no Gemini has gone before!"

"Cancer, get ready to claw your way to success! The stars align in your favor, and with the power of your pincers, you'll overcome any obstacles in your path. Don't be crabby, embrace your inner warrior and seize the day! And remember, if it bleeds, you can predict it!"

"Leo, your stars are aligned like a herd of cats in a room full of lasers. Beware of spontaneous combustion and avoid any arguments with your hairbrush."

"Virgos, get ready for a cosmic cleansing of your perfectionist tendencies. It's time to embrace the chaos and let your inner hippie shine!"

"Libras, get ready to balance your scales like a boss - Leeloo says the stars are aligned in your favor!"

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride that will make your stinger tingle and your exoskeleton shake!"

"Believe me, Sagittarius, you're gonna have the best cosmic alignment ever, tremendous, absolutely tremendous!"

"Attention Capricorns: Prepare to Climb the Corporate Ladder and Reach for the Stars, But Don't Forget to Take a Break and Smell the Saturn Rings!"

"Time to make a splash, Aquarius! Your starry destiny awaits, just don't slip on the wet tiles."

"Pisces, the Fishes...More Like the Terminators of the Sea! Get Ready to Rule the Waters!"

"Attention Earthlings! The Moon is Shifting from Gemini to Cancer - Brace Yourselves for an Emotional Rollercoaster!"

"Attention Aries: Get Ready to Blast Off into a Cosmic Adventure!"

"Attention Taurans: Your bull-headedness and stubbornness will pay off this month, but be warned - don't charge blindly into situations or you might end up with a horn in your side!"

"Hey Gemini, buckle up because this forecast is gonna be a wild ride faster than the Millennium Falcon! Get ready for some cosmic chaos and double the trouble, but don't worry, your charm and wit will save the day like my trusty blaster. Just remember to stay cool and keep your astrological options open, kid."

"Cancer, get ready to ride the emotional rollercoaster! But don't worry, with your natural nurturing skills and a little bit of cosmic guidance, you'll come out on top. Just remember to bring tissues for the tears and a snack for the hangry moments. Astrology and snackology, it's all connected."

"Attention Leo: Prepare to Roar with Cosmic Confidence, Just Like Seven of Nine's Borg Implants!"

"Virgo, your cosmic alignment is so spot-on, you could organize the universe with just a click of your pen! Just don't forget to schedule in some time for tea and wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey shenanigans."

"Libras, prepare to balance your way through the cosmic chaos - but don't forget your scales at home!"

"Scorpio, get ready to sting like a bee and shine like a supernova!"

"Attention Sagittarius: Get Ready to Shoot for the Stars, But Don't Forget to Pack Your Bow and Arrow!"

"Capricorn, brace yourself for a cosmic ride that's harder to navigate than a rogue virus in a cyberbrain!"

"Aquarius, brace yourself for a cosmic wave of weirdness - but don't worry, your quirky nature will ride it like a pro!"

"Well, Shiny Pisces, looks like you're swimming in some choppy cosmic waters this month. But fear not, with your natural intuition and a little bit of cunning, you'll navigate those starry seas like a Big Damn Hero. Just remember to keep your head above water, and don't let those pesky mermaids distract you from your goals. Stay shiny, my fishy friends!"

The last rays of an orbital sunset illuminate the Earth's atmosphere in this Feb. 17, 2023, photograph from the International Space Station as it orbi...

"Attention Aries: Your stars are aligning, but don't get too excited - it's not like they're building you a new Battlestar or anything."

"Get ready to charge like a raging bull, Taurus! Your stars are aligning for some serious cosmic ass-kicking!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Stars are Aligning and Your Future Looks Heavy!"

"Attention Cancer: Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, but Don't Worry, You've Got This!"

"Leo, the stars have spoken... You're one bad kitty, a real predator in the jungle of life! But beware, Mercury's retrograde may have you feeling like a fish out of water. Time to sharpen those claws and pounce on your goals before the universe throws you a curveball. Get ready to roar like a lion, baby!"

"Virgo, your stars are aligned like a perfectly organized spice rack - add a dash of adventure and a pinch of spontaneity to your routine and watch as the universe becomes your culinary playground!"

"Looks like Libra's scales are about to tip towards adventure and excitement, but watch out for those pesky aliens trying to take over your love life!"

"Attention Scorpios: Prepare to Sting Your Way to Success as the Stars Align in Your Favor!"

"Logical prediction for Sagittarius: Your adventurous spirit may lead you to boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before."

"Capricorn, prepare to rock the 'verse with your cosmic goat powers!"

"Aquarius, your horoscope says your future is looking as bright as a replicant's eyes!"

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim with the Cosmic Currents, but Watch Out for Those Sneaky Sea Cucumbers!"