"Get ready to blaze through the cosmos, Aries! Your stars are aligned for an epic journey of adventure and discovery. Just remember to pack some sunscreen for those fiery planetary surfaces you'll be exploring!"

"Prepare to Charge Forward, Taurus - Your Bullish Energy is Stronger Than my Jetpack Thrusters!"

"Gemini, brace yourselves for a cosmic double whammy! Mercury retrograde is coming in hot, but fear not my space-faring twins, your quick wit and charm will guide you through any communication mishaps. And with the power of the stars on your side, you'll be able to tackle any challenges with the agility of a cosmic acrobat! Get ready to blast off into a wild ride of adventure and unpredictability, Gemini style!"

"Calling all Crab Kings and Queens! Your stars are aligning for a cosmic feast of success and adventure, but beware of pesky Mercury retrogrades trying to crash your party!"

"Leo, get your claws out! It's time to pounce on this cosmic jungle of opportunity!"

"Attention Virgos: Your cosmic alignment is on point, so grab your pocket protector and get ready for a week of nerd-tastic success!"

"Attention, attention! The scales of fate have tipped in your favor, my dear Libra. Prepare for a cosmic shopping spree and indulge in all that glitters, for the stars have aligned to bring you financial bliss. Just don't forget to balance your checkbook, or you might end up with more debt than a Centauri politician!"

"Beep boop, Scorpio! Your stars align, prepare for an electrifying ride!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Adventures and Mind-Blowing Revelations - Your Arrows Will Soar Higher Than Bowie's Fame!"

"Attention Capricorns: Prepare for a Cosmic Caper of Ambitious Adventures and Earthly Success!"

"Are you ready to make contact with the cosmic truth, Aquarius? The stars say yes, but keep an eye out for sneaky aliens trying to steal your lucky socks."

"Swim into the Future: Pisces, Your Horoscope is Bigger on the Inside!"

"Capricorn, get ready to rock the goat horns off this month - your cosmic alignment is shiny and smooth like my beloved Serenity's engine!"

"Aquarius, get ready to make a splash! Your cosmic winds are blowing in some radical opportunities to shake things up. So don't be afraid to dive into the unknown and ride those waves of change like a true rebel Time Lord!"

"Swim into the Cosmic Currents, Pisces! Your Horoscope is a psychedelic ride through the galaxy!"

"Attention Colonials! The Moon is making a jump from Taurus to Gemini. Brace yourselves for some cosmic turbulence and prepare to engage your wit and charm as we navigate through this astrological rollercoaster ride!"

"Attention, Whovians and Astrology Fans: Mars is Regenerating from Gemini to Cancer!"

"May the Force be with you, Aries! Your horoscope is hotter than a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader!"

"By the horns of Taurus, your stars are aligning for a bullish month ahead!"

"Attention Geminis: Your Stars Align Like a Double Helix, So Brace Yourself for Twice the Fun (Or Chaos)!"

"Captain's log: Cancer, prepare to boldly go where no crab has gone before!"

"Leo, get ready to roar like a lion on steroids! Your stars are aligning for some serious butt-kicking and heroic acts. Just don't forget to wear your sunscreen while you're basking in the cosmic spotlight."

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Alignment that will make your OCD go Intergalactic!"

"Libra, your scales are tipping in favor of adventure and excitement! Prepare to explore the cosmos and find balance through cosmic chaos. Just remember to bring a towel and a sonic screwdriver for any unexpected astrological anomalies."

"Scorpio, don't panic! The stars predict a rollercoaster of emotions this month, but don't worry, you'll be too busy being awesome to notice."

"Attention Sagittarians: Your stars are aligning and your arrows are on fire! Get ready to shoot for the moon and hit your targets with cosmic precision. Just remember not to aim for Scorpio's tail, or you might get stung in unexpected ways. As always, trust in the power of the universe, but keep a spare bowstring just in case."

"Capricorn, get ready to blast off into the stars of success! You're like a rocket with a built-in GPS to guide you straight to achievement city!"

"Get ready, Aquarius! The stars are aligning and your future is looking as bright as a sonic screwdriver!"

"Pisces, get ready to swim in a sea of emotions! But don't worry, with your fishy finesse and Leeloo's astrological expertise, you'll navigate those waves like a pro!"

A technician works on part of the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket’s core stage for Artemis II in this March 11, 2023, image.

"Aries, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Strap in tight and hold on to your horns, because this month is going to be wilder than a Minbari hairdo!"

"Hey Taurus, the stars say mooove over and make room for some serious bullsh*t!"

"May the Duality Be with You: Gemini Forecast for the Month Ahead"

"E.T. phone home? No, Cancer stay home and enjoy some cozy vibes this month!"

"Leo, get ready to roar like a DRD on steroids! Your planetary alignment is hotter than a Hynerian's breath after a plate of Tannot root. You'll be feeling more confident than a Luxan in battle, so don't be afraid to take charge like a Peacekeeper captain. Just remember to avoid any Scorpios with a grudge, they can sting harder than a Nebari mind-cleansing. Stay fierce, my feline friend!"

"Virgo, Get Ready to Blast Off into Perfection - Alien Approved!"

"Attention Libra! Your scales will be perfectly balanced this month, but don't forget to recalibrate for any unexpected gravitational anomalies!"

"Scorpio, You're in for a Stingin' Good Time: Astrology and Science Agree!"

"Well well well, Sagittarius! Looks like the stars are aligning in your favor. You're about to embark on an epic adventure, but don't forget your towel and sonic screwdriver. And remember, if all else fails, just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready for a Cosmic Climb: Your Love Life Will be as Steep as a Mountain!"

"Aquarius, prepare to surf the cosmic waves of enlightenment and embrace your inner weirdness, for the stars have aligned in your favor! But remember, don't get too lost in the ether or you'll end up like me - a stranded alien with a hangover."

"Pisces, get ready to swim through the cosmic ocean of love and adventure - just don't forget your space goggles!"

Deputy director for technology and research investments at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, Dr. Christyl Johnson, speaks during a panel discussion ...