"Libras, Balance Those Scales and Spoilers Ahead! Timey-Wimey Stars Predict a Whovian Twist in Your Love Life!"

"Virgo, These Aren't the Stars You're Looking For: A Jedi's Guide to Navigating Your Galactic Love Life and Avoiding Wookiee Mistakes!"

"Leo, the Lion, Roars into Retrograde: Prepare for Hairballs of Galactic Proportions!"

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Cosmic Craziness Ahead! Tetsuo Shima Predicts a Rollercoaster of Retrograde Ridonkulousness!"

"Matrix Gemini Forecast: Double Trouble or Double Fun? Choose the Red Pill and Unlock Your Cosmic Twin Powers!"

"May the Bull Be with You: Taurus Discovers the Galactic Force of Chill Vibes and Cinnamon Buns Hairstyles"

"Hey Aries, buckle up, kid! The stars say you're gonna make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs this month – just watch out for those asteroid fields!"

"Moove Over Taurus, Gemini Twins Burst onto the Scene: Judge Dredd Predicts a Galactic Gavel of Giggles!"

In this long exposure photo from June 5, 2023, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket creates a beam of light as it launches from Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

"Great Scott, Pisces! Flux Capacitor of Romance Activated: Cosmic Tides Predict a Time-Traveling Love Adventure Ahead!"

"Bounty of Galactic Giggles Ahead: Aquarius Finds Balance in the Force of Laughter this Cosmic Cycle!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Space Goat: An Astrological Guide to Climbing the Cosmic Mountain of Success, One Intergalactic Hoof at a Time!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to dial up the Stargate of Adventure: Your weekly forecast predicts wormhole-worthy escapades and zany cosmic encounters!"

"Scorpio, prepare to boldly scuttle where no arachnid has scuttled before: A cosmic rollercoaster of retrograde revelations and intergalactic good vibes awaits!"

"Libra, I find your lack of balance disturbing: Galactic alignments bring harmony to the Force – and your life."

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Channel Your Inner Cylon, Organize Your Space Fleet & Conquer That To-Do List!"

"Leo Forecast: Robo-Lion on Duty! Galactic Hairballs, Cosmic Catnip, and Solar-Powered Pride Prevail!"

"Crabby Cancerians Cruise Cosmic Chaos: Catch Clouds of Cuddles, Cook Up Kooky Concoctions, and Conquer Constellation Confusion!"

"Twins of Gemini, Yoda foresees: Double the fun, you shall have; balance, you must seek – or chaos, your path may become, hmm!"

"Attention Tauruses: Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive as Planetary Alignments Moo-ve You into a Galactic Rodeo of Love and Prosperity, Number Six Style!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ignite: Martian Mayhem or Galactic Growth? Buckle Your Astro-Seatbelts!"

"Intergalactic Pisces Peacemakers Unite: Cosmic Vibes Propel Fishy Friends to Soar like Rocketships in a Groovy Galactic Dance!"

"Behold, Aquarius! Galactic Giggles & Quantum Quirks Await You This Month as Uranus Tickles Your Funny Bone and Neptune Serenades Your Inner Nerd!"

"Capricorn Capers: Timey-Wimey Stars Align for Goat-tastic Adventures with a Side of Wibbly-Wobbly Woo-Woo!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Gurus Gear Up for Space Shenanigans as Jupiter Jives with the Stars!"

"Scorpio: Galactic Tides Favor Love, Peace, and a Tangle with a Rogue Wormhole - Cosmic Shenanigans Await!"

"Great Scott, Libras! Time to Balance Those Hoverboards: A Cosmic Forecast Predicting a Week of Charm, Slick Moves, and Flux Capacitor-fueled Luck!"

"Virgo, much to learn you still have! Planets align, control your inner nerd, you must. Hmmmmmm."

"Leo, may the Fierce be with you: Hairy Ewoks predict a Roaring month full of Intergalactic Love and Rebel-lions!"

"Escape from Gemini: Twin Personalities Unleashed in Cosmic Craziness, Can New York Survive the Whirlwind?"

"Rutger Hauer's Tears in Rain Can't Dampen Taurus' Astrological Voyage Through the Cosmos: A Stellar Forecast for the Bull!"

"Oi, Aries! Brace Yourself for a Timey-Wimey Cosmic Rollercoaster Adventure, Courtesy of the Stars!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings: Moon's Aries Escape Pod Lands in Taurus Territory - Game Over, Man, Game Over!"

Spacewalker Woody Hoburg rides the Canadarm2 robotic arm while maneuvering a roll-out solar array toward the International Space Station's truss struc...

"Galactic Giggles: Pisces Prepares to Swim in a Sea of Stars, Oh My!"

"Intergalactic Alert: Aquarius, You're Out of This World! Time to Boldly Go and Align Your Stars or Face a Warp Core Breach!"

Mmm, Sagittarius, ahead a jolly cosmic ride awaits! With Jupiter's luck, much laughter you will create!

"Scorpios Beware: Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Mars Does the Cha-Cha in Your House of Mysteries! Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Hang On to Your Crystals!"

"Virgo Vortex: Analytical Awesomeness Abounds as Perfectionist Planets Party in Precise Patterns!"

"Great Scott, Leos! Flux Capacitor of Love Activated: Cosmic Lions Roar to 1.21 Gigawatts of Passion This Month!"

"Flash Gordon's Astro Forecast: Gemini Twins Unite! Dueling Cosmic Rays Ignite Groovy Galactic Disco Inferno!"

"Taurus, Buckle Up Your Space-Boots: A Cosmic Bull Ride Awaits in a Galaxy of Groovy Vibes and Intergalactic Love"