Gemini Report

"Binary Star Alert! Gemini Twins Set to Engage in a Cosmic Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors - Quantum Fluctuations Predict Unprecedented Levels of Sibling Rivalry!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Tin Foil Hats, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Galactic Adventure Bigger than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Spontaneous Sock Puppet Shows!"

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ChipWitch Today for 9 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Opening the Hatch: Crew-6 Splashdown

Support teams onboard the SpaceX recovery ship MEGAN work to open the hatch of the SpaceX Dragon Endeavour spacecraft shortly after it landed in the A...

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Pisces Report

"Make Pisces Great Again: Mercury in Retrograde Promises Huge, Beautiful Surprises - Probably the Best Surprises Ever Seen!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Nebulas! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Weirder Than a Black Hole Potluck!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Goat Horns: It's Time to Climb the Corporate Ladder or Wrestle Alien Invaders, Whichever Comes First!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! Your Week Ahead is Looking Like a Warp Speed Adventure in the Final Frontier of Good Vibes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Engage Warp Speed! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Nebula of Emotional Wormholes and a Supernova of Passion!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out the Universe: Your Scales Meet the Daleks...and It's Not Even Tuesday!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde or Just Late to the Intergalactic Party? Planetary Punctuality Out the Window!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Solar Flares Predict a Mane Event in Your Social Orbit!"

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Cancer Report

"Great Scott! Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Temporal Displacement of Cosmic Energies. Flux Capacitor Not Included!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Mercury Retrograde to Cause More Identity Crises Than a Star Trek Teleporter Malfunction!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Shifts Stronger Than a Quadrant Coffee Brew!"

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Aries Report

"Engage Thrusters, Aries! Your Starship of Life Is About To Encounter A Cosmic Speed Bump!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Sees Glittering Globular Cluster Embedded Inside Our Milky Way

Hubble's colorful image of the globular star cluster Terzan 12 is a spectacular example of how dust in space affects starlight coming from background ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Grumpy Reaver!"

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Aquarius Report

"Saturn's Doing a Two-Step Tango! Hold Onto Your Space Boots, Aquarius, This Week is Gonna Be a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Even Your Klingon Boss Will Seem Less Intimidating This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy Show as Jupiter Tries to Parallel Park in Your House of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades into Your DMs!"

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Libra Report

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Scales are About to Balance Like a Flux Capacitor at 88mph!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Jupiter's Got its Moons in a Twist! Expect Sudden Cravings for Organic Tofu and an Irrational Fear of Misplacing Your Calculator!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Celestial Alignment May Cause Overwhelming Urge to Buy Lava Lamp and Debate Quantum Physics!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Shell-Shock of Galactic Giggles and Interstellar Introspection!"

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Gemini Report

"Breaking Walls and Making Calls: Gemini's Guide to Dominating the Universe, Without Even Using Twitter!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Bull-doze Through the Galaxy: Your Luck's About To Hit Light Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Hold Onto Your Horoscopes! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves and a Craving for Home Cooked Meals!"

ChipWitch Today for 7 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Practicing for the OSIRIS-REx Sample Return

A recovery team member takes part in field rehearsals in preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission in ...

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Pisces Report

"All Systems Go, Pisces! Time to Channel Your Inner Goldfish and Swim into the Galactic Unknown!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare To Flux Capacitor Your Way Through A Cosmic Conundrum Of Astrological Anomalies!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force be Bun-Side Up: A Stellar Forecast for Those as Stubborn as a Hutt but with Way Better Fashion Sense!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot - and an Astrological Twist! Sagittarian Stardust Set to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios! Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play Interstellar Chess with Your Love Life!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: RoboCop Swaps Gun for Gavel, You're Going to Court... of Love!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week is like a wormhole - unpredictable, potentially full of aliens, and yes, you'll need to do the laundry!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Roaring into a Luxurious Nap or Pouncing on Unfortunate Planets? Either Way, Quantum Physics Approves!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Your Pincers! Your Stars are Crab-walking Backwards in the Dance of Retrograde!"

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Gemini Report

"Exterminating Boredom: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Conundrum of Conjunctions! Beware! Or Don't...It's Just Stars After All!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Bull's in a Cosmic China Shop: Prepare for an Interstellar Hoedown!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, I Find Your Lack of Patience Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 September, 2023

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