"Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Jupiter, and Don't Forget Your Anti-Gravity Dance Shoes!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"

"Aries, Prepare to Dodge Planetary Meteors as Mars Cranks up the Heat in Your House of Chaos!"

"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

The Artemis II crew and teams with NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems Program successfully completed on Sept. 20, the first in a series of integrated g...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Fish Fry: Neptune's Retrograde is Turning Up the Heat!"

"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Encounter Cosmic Traffic: Saturn's Ring Got a Parking Ticket!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"

"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"

"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"

"Crabby Cancers, Hold Onto Your Shells - A Stellar Rollercoaster is on the Horizon!"

"Double Trouble Twinsies, Gemini: Time to Hug it Out with Your Inner Xenomorph!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, Your Bull-ish Attitude May Lead to an Unexpected Encounter with a Light Saber This Week!"

"Fire Up Your Rockets, Aries! Mars is Calling and They Want Their Hot Sauce Back!"

"The stars aligned – I was working at Johnson Space Center in Houston about six months later. That’s how I got here, in a roundabout way.” — Isidro Re...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"

"Prepare Your Spacesuits, Aquarius: Even in Zero Gravity, Your Love Life is About to Take Off!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"

"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

"Libra, Prepare for Interstellar Balancing Act: The Universe Attempts to Tilt Your Scales...Good Luck!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"

"Leo, Prepare to Feel the Power of the Sun: Your Horoscope is Stronger Than the Force This Month!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini, Prepare to Split Your Sides as the Universe Doubles Down on Your Duality!”

"Hey Taurus, better buckle up! This week's forecast: 90% chance of Cosmic Bull-oney and a Meteor Shower of Unexpected Opportunities!"

"Aries, Prepare to Charge: Your Horns are in Retrograde and Mars Has Misplaced its Keys!"

"Moon Mooners! Lunar Lass Decides Scorpio's Too Stingy, Packs Her Bags for Sagittarius' Archery Camp!"

The public is invited to a watch party at NASA’s Goddard Visitor Center, Greenbelt, Maryland to celebrate the first U.S. mission, OSIRIS-REx, to colle...

"Pisces, Strap On Your Fins! You're About to Swim through a Sea of Cosmic Goo! Quantum Physics Has Nothing on this Astrological Escapade!"

"Stars in a Tizzy: Aquarius, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos - It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi That's Unstable!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha Again and Your Routine is About to Get as Scrambled as Schrödinger's Cat!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Your Stars are in Retrograde and They're Bringing More Drama than a Space Opera!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Face Robotic Justice: A RoboCop-Inspired Astrology Forecast!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Virgo, Time to Debug Your Cosmic Code, Star Wars Style!"

"Leo's Starry Forecast: Brace Yourself For a Galactic Mane Event - The Universe is Roaring Your Way!"

"Cosmic Crustacean Capers: Cancer's Comedic Conundrum with Celestial Chaos!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor Charged this Month! Prepare for some Time-Warping Twists and Turns!"