"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Retrograde Season is Coming, and it's more Stubborn than a Bull in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Galactic Giggles: Aries Rams into Retrograde - Expect the Unexpected, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

"Picasso's Palette Pales in Comparison to Pisces' Planetary Party: Prepare for a Prismatic Parade of Possibilities!"

"Quantum Quirks & Starry Snafus: Aquarius, Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Wave (or Particle) of Uncertainty!"

"Capricorn, your stars align like a perfect game of Tetris! Time to level up!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance: Planets Align to Unleash Your Inner Time Lord!"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: Mercury in Retrograde Set to Make Balance More Elusive than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Virgo: Time to Dust off Your Protractor, The Stars Are Aligning in an Unusually Trigonometric Way!"

"Beep, Boop, Bloop! Leo's Looking at a Galactic-Sized Confidence Boost This Week... Just Don't Go Pulling a Han Solo!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"

"Luke Sky-Walker Warning: Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Shift, Your Twin Could be Going to the Dark Side!"

"Caution, Taurus - Venus Retrogrades and you might get stuck in 'Recycle Mode'! Time to Rethink, Reassess, and Radically Reduce Reckless Risks!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, Your Temper Might Be Too!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty - But Don’t Worry, the Universe Packed Your Water Wings!"

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Hope Your Spacesuit is Ready - Your Starship of Opportunity is Docking!"

"Capricorn, You're as Stubborn as a Wookiee, but Don't Worry, Your Love Life Isn't Going to be Frozen in Carbonite This Month!"

"Sagittarius, Your Stars are Bursting Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest! Brace Yourself for an Intergalactic Adventure!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting of Surprises! Gandalf Confirms, 'You Shall not Bore!'"

"Libra, prepare to juggle planets as Venus gets stuck in a cosmic traffic jam!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Replicant: It's Not About Chasing Unicorns, it's the Origami Unicorns that Will Shape Your Destiny!"

"Leo's Horoscope: Saturn's in Retrograde, So Hold Onto Your Manes...and Maybe Your Sanity Too!"

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Are More Misaligned Than Boba Fett's Jetpack! Just Remember, No Sarlacc Pits Allowed!"

"Double Trouble Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Twister, or as we call it, Tuesday!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Love Life May be More Twisted than a Wookiee's Fur!"

"Aries, You Fiery Space Ram: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride More Exciting than a Wormhole Without a Map!"

"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Swapping its Libra Toga for Scorpio Leather Pants!"

"Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Pisces: Mercury in Retrograde Has Decided to Play Marco Polo!"

"Alien Invasion Unlikely: Aquarius, Your Charm Alone Could Probably Defend the Galaxy!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning in the Shape of a Goat...Again!"

"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Your Galactic GPS is Set for Thrills and Spills This Week!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, but Don't Panic, You Haven't Entered a Parallel Universe (Yet!)"

"Libra, Prepare to Serve and Protect Your Peace: RoboCop says 'Stay out of Trouble' as Venus Swings into your 7th House!"

"Virgo, brace for a cosmic conga line of planets! Might want to keep the Sonic Screwdriver handy!"

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, Starship Enterprise Has Nothing on Your Hair Drama!"

"Cancerians, Steer Clear of Crustaceans: The Universe Seems to be Confusing Your Zodiac Sign with Actual Crabby Behavior this Week!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act: Even Your Imaginary Twin Can't Handle This Lunacy!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Pampering, Just Hope the Universe Doesn't Charge Interest!"

"Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster, or as I Like to Call it, Red Planet's Revenge!"

"It's amazing when I get a chance to see the space station fly over. I am very fortunate to be able to say that my hands were on a lot of the hardware...

This dream-like image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features the galaxy known as NGC 3156.

"RoboFish on Patrol: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift Faster than My Targeting Systems!"