"Libra, Balance or Bust! - Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act That Would Make Even a Quantum Physicist Dizzy!"

"Virgo's Planetary Alignment Provokes Quantum Quandary: Will You Find Love or Just Misplace Your Spectacles?"

"Leo, Brace Yourself - Even Your Mane Can't Protect You From Mercury's Retrograde Mischief!"

"Congratulations, Cancer! Your week promises to be as eventful as a black hole's social life - but fret not, it's still more exciting than my existence!"

"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"

After years of anticipation and hard work by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Expl...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"

"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"

"Great Scott, Capricorns! Strap on your Flux Capacitors - It's Time to Navigate the Space-Time Continuum of Your Love Life!"

"Centaur Alert! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown as Jupiter Moonwalks into Your Dance Floor!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable Than a Xenomorph's Mood Swings!"

"Libra Forecast: Balance-Pursuing Scales Set to Experience Cosmic Trip on the Seesaw of Life!"

"Virgo Forecast: Planets Align for a Perfect Storm of Tidiness - Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning Like a Well-Programmed Algorithm!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Club: It's Laughter, Love and Laser Beams This Month!"

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Stars Say It's Time to Terminate your Procrastination...Hasta la Vista, Lazy Days!"

"Galactic Update: Taurus, Brace Your Horns! Venus Retrograde Plans to Moo-ve Your Cheese!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Ditching its Capricorn Cardigan for an Aquarian Tie-Dye T-shirt!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic fishbowl! Mercury enters retrograde, so expect tech glitches more confusing than the plot of Inception!"

"Galactic High Tide Alert! Aquarius, Time to Inflate Your Water Wings and Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

"Capricorn, May the Force Be with You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Get Weird!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Mercury Retrograde: Your WiFi Will Thank You!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Whirlwind of Timey-Wimey Stuff for You!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act at Full Swing! Prepare for Planetary Ping-Pong and Cosmic Cartwheels!"

"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-ttenance: Lion around Could Lead to Stellar Hairballs of Fate!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"

"Hey Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster - And Remember, Laugh it up, Fuzzball. The Stars Don't Really Care About Your Love Life!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! You're About to Experience a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"

NASA will host a media teleconference at 4 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss the upcoming annular solar eclipse. The annular eclipse will cros...

Expedition 69 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli captured this image of New Zealand, dotted by white clouds, on Sept. 12, 2023, as the International Spac...

"Logical Conclusions Suggest: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula May Encounter Cosmic Comedy this Week!"

"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius' WiFi Password Might Change, Prepare for Alien Interference and Sock Disappearances!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Stars are Shifting More Dramatically than Anakin to Darth Vader!"

"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"

"Balancing Act or Circus Act? Libra's Cosmic Juggling Show Kicks Off this Week!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"