"Earthlings, Brace Yourselves! Capricorn's Planetary Alignment Promises More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! The Stars Say It's Time to Dance with the Space Cows!"

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Or as I like to call it, 'The Big Bang Theory meets Woodstock'!"

"Libra, Time to Balance Those Scales: Will It Be Pizza or Salad? The Stars Are As Confused as You!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Pulls a Timey-Wimey Trick, Expect Socks to Mysteriously Disappear!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Roaring Good Time: Stars Say It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd and Rule the Galaxy!"

"Cancerians, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Crab: It's Time to Side-Step Towards Victory...But Beware of the Butter!"

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Guide to Juggling Jupiter's Jokes and Saturn's Sarcasm - It's Not Rocket Science, But Might As Well Be!"

"Stargate SG-1: Taurus Edition - When the Bull Meets the Wormhole: A Rom-Com in Outer Space!"

"Aries Ramming into Retrograde: Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt of Galactic Proportions!"

From left to right, NASA astronaut candidates Anil Menon, Deniz Burnham, and Marcos Berrios pose for a photograph in front of NASA’s Artemis I Space L...

"Pisces, Ready to Swim in Cosmic Soup? The Universe is Stirring Your Starry Pot!"

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Your Love Life is About to Beam Up to Warp Speed!"

"Resistance is Futile: Capricorn's Planetary Alignment Demands Emotional Growth, Despite their Stubborn Persistence to Stay the Same!"

"Sagittarius: Expect a Galactic Traffic Jam in Your Love Life Due to Retrograde! Remember, Every Red Light Eventually Turns Green!"

"Scorpio, prepare for cosmic domination! Planetary alignments suggest 'Exterminate' is not an option this month!"

"Libra Season: Time to Balance Those Scales, or Dumbledore's Beard, You're Gonna Need More Tea Leaves!"

"Galactic Forecast for Virgo: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Social Distancing! Time to Fine-Tune Your Inner Geek and Embrace the Chaos of the Stars!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Stars Predict a Tremendous, Possibly Yuge, Cosmic Windfall - It's Going to be Great, Believe Me!"

"Crab People! Brace Yourselves for Galactic Shenanigans - Your Moon is in Retrograde and Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

"Help us, Gemini Kenobi, You're Our Only Hope: A Dual-Faced Galactic Forecast of Hilarious Misadventures and Cosmic Chaos!"

"Taurus, Prepare for a Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes: Your Moon is Rising Faster than Serenity Out of Reaver Territory!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Cosmic Pile of Galactic Shenanigans This Month!"

"Great Scorpius! Mercury's Shifting Gears from Leo's Lion Roar to Virgo's OCD Clean Sweep - Hold onto Your Cosmic Flux Capacitors!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cadets! The Moon's Swapping its Pisces PJs for Aries Armor - Expect Cosmic Fireworks!"

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope captured this image of Saturn on July 4, 2020. Two of Saturn's icy moons are clearly visible in this exposure: Mimas at ...

"Piscean Delight: Prepare for a Celestial Splash as Neptune Swaps its Trident for a Rubber Duck!"

"RoboCop Out: Aquarius, Time to Upgrade Your Emotional Firewall this Month!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Even Saturn's Rings Can't Hold You Back This Week!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Week is About To Be as Unpredictable as a Stargate Wormhole on the Fritz!"

"Boldly Go Where No Scorpio Has Gone Before: A Galactic Adventure into Your Love Life... Set Phasers to Stunning!"

"Libra: Prepared for Scales to Tip or Just Out of Balance? Gravity Might Be the Culprit, not Venus!"

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury's in Retrograde but Don't Worry, It's Not an Alien Invasion!"

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Leo! Galactic Convergence Predicts SURGE in Charisma - Beware of Over-Inflated Egos!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Galactic Forecast: Intergalactic Crab Walks, Moonlit Mood Swings & Nebula Netflix Binges!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Orbit into Laughter: Your Twin Stars Align for a Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Steer Clear, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Has More Mood Swings Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"

"Fiery Ram, You Are! Aries, Navigate the Stars, You Must: An Intergalactic Journey to Your Destiny, This Is!"

Astronauts Eileen M. Collins, STS-93 mission commander, and Jeffrey S. Ashby, pilot, peruse checklists on Columbia's middeck.

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! A Galactic Tsunami of Cosmic Energy is Coming Your Way or as We Call it - Just Tuesday!"

"Jupiter's in Retrograde, Aquarius! Time to Don your Spock Ears and Channel Your Inner Vulcan – Logic Prevails, Feelings Fail!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Saturn's Rings Aren't Just for Show, Prepare for a Cosmic Hula-Hoop Contest!"

"Vastly Unamused Sagittarian Nebulae Decide to Shuffle Things Up: Prepare for a Week of Cosmic Sighs and Existential Tedium"

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Slight Chance of Interstellar Meltdowns and Cosmic Misunderstandings, But Don't Worry, Universe Still Doesn't Care!"