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Retrograde Report for 10 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 9 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Spacewalkers Stephen Bowen and Sultan Alneyadi are pictured in their Extravehicular Mobility Units, or spacesuits, exiting the International Space Station's Quest airlock and beginning a spacewalk.
"Smegheads, Rejoice! The Moon's Hoppin' from Saggy to Cappy - Time for Serious Giggles in the Cosmos!"
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Retrograde Report for 8 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 7 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 6 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Curtis Flack (left) and Paul von Hardenberg inspect the ice formation on the spinner of an Advanced Air Mobility proprotor model tested in the Icing Research Tunnel at NASA’s Glenn Research Center in Cleveland.
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Retrograde Report for 5 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Miloslav Stašek, Ambassador of the Czech Republic to the United States (left), Foreign Affairs Minister for the Czech Republic, Jan Lipavský (second from left), NASA Administrator Bill Nelson (second from right), and Acting Assistant Secretary of State for Oceans and International Environmental and Scientific Affairs Jennifer R. Littlejohn (right),
"Flash Gordon's Groovy Guide: Moon Bids Adieu to Libra, Scorpio Preps for Celestial Swanky Shindig!"
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Retrograde Report for 4 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 3 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Two neutron stars begin to merge in this illustration, blasting a jet of high-speed particles and producing a cloud of debris.
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Retrograde Report for 2 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Robo-MoonCop to the Rescue: Lunar Transition from Virgo to Libra Brings Balance with a Side of Cosmic Snark!"
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Retrograde Report for 1 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 30 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"From Leo's Roaring Laughter to Virgo's Tidy Tendencies: The Moon's Celestial Journey of Self-Discovery with a Dash of Nerdy Wit!"
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Retrograde Report for 29 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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A menagerie of interesting astronomical finds are visible in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
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Retrograde Report for 28 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 27 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Shifting from Cosmic Crab to Galactic Lion - A Timey-Wimey Astro-Adventure Awaits!"
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Retrograde Report for 26 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 25 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Former NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden speaks with local students during an Earth Day event, Thursday, April 20, 2023, at Union Station in Washington.
"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon Ditches its Gemini Twin for a Cozy Crab Crib; Commander Sinclair Declares it 'The Ultimate Interstellar House Swap'!"
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Retrograde Report for 24 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Beam me up, Moon-y! Taurus takes a cosmic hike as Gemini twins take the lunar reins, Stargate-style!"
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Retrograde Report for 22 April, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Retrograde Report for 21 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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This view of the Antennae Galaxies, two large galaxies colliding 60 million light-years away, is one of the first research images from the Super Pressure Balloon Imaging Telescope (SuperBIT) that launched on a scientific super pressure balloon April 16, 2023 (local time New Zealand).
NASA has demonstrated a breakthrough in 3D printable high-temperature materials that could lead to stronger, more durable parts for airplanes and spacecraft.
"Bovine Blitz: The Sun Shifts from Ram-Page to Taurean Turf, Prepare for Galactic Grazing – A Gaius Baltar Exclusive!"
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Retrograde Report for 20 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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This April 16, 2023, enhanced color image of NASA's Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is the clearest view of the rotorcraft since its first flight.
"Wall-E Exclusive: Solar Bull on the Loose! Sun Ditches Ram and Cuddles Up to Taurus, Prepare for Earthy Vibes!"
"Shift in Lunar Quarters: The Moon Abandons Fiery Aries for Taurus, the Space-Cow Grazes on Greener Star Clusters!"
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Retrograde Report for 19 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes, located in Katmai National Park, forms a unique and ashen landscape. Encircled by volcanoes – both active and inactive – it has served as a perfect collection area for huge amounts of volcanic ash.
"Operating the International Space Station requires an entire team of people all coming together with one goal in pursuit of that one mission." — Jessica Watkins, Astronaut, NASA's Johnson Space Center
"I think that getting to be a crewmember on the International Space Station, and getting to serve there over the course of two long-duration stays, we really feel like we are bridge-builders." — Kjell Lindgren, Astronaut, NASA's Johnson Space Center
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Retrograde Report for 18 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Clouds gather on Nepal's sub-tropical side of the Himalayas with Mount Everest at the center of this photograph taken by an external high-definition camera on the International Space Station as it orbited 263 miles above the Indian subcontinent on April 13, 2023.
An American bald eagle swoops down to land on a pole at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on April 10, 2023.
"Galactic Shenanigans Alert: The Moon's Ditching Its Fishy Pisces Vibes for a Ram-bunctious Aries Fiesta! Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"
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Retrograde Report for 17 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 16 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Great Cosmic Cows! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Kicks into High Gear as it Shifts from Aquarius to Pisces – Prepare for a Psychedelic Time Travel Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 15 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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This image taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope shows JO204, a ‘jellyfish galaxy’ so named for the bright tendrils of gas that appear in this image as drifting lazily below JO204’s bright central bulk. The galaxy lies almost 600 million light-years away in the constellation Sextans.
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Retrograde Report for 14 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Floodwater (dark blue) stands out against the vegetation in agricultural fields around Tulare Lake near Corcoran, California, in this enhanced color image taken by Landsat 8 on March 29, 2023.
"These Aren't the Moons You're Looking For: Galactic Shift from Capricorn to Aquarius Awakens the Force Within!"
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Retrograde Report for 13 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Former NASA astronaut Alvin Drew shakes hands with a guest during the White House Easter Egg Roll in this photo from Monday, April 10, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 12 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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NASA’s X-59 sits in support framing while undergoing the installation of its lower empennage, or tail section, at Lockheed Martin Skunk Works in Palmdale, California, in this image from late March 2023.
"From Sagittarius to Capricorn: The Moon Boldly Transitions Where No Celestial Body Has Gone Before... Except Every Month, of Course!"
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Retrograde Report for 11 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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NASA Administrator Bill Nelson (left), Jeannie Schulz, widow of Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz, and Snoopy are all smiles during a Wednesday, April 5, 2023, visit to NASA Headquarters in Washington
"Venus Ditches Earthy Taurus for a Galactic Fling with Chatty Gemini: Intergalactic Gossip Reaches All-Time High!"
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Retrograde Report for 10 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Hide Your Secrets, Moon's Hightailin' from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Shindigs and Serenity in the Stars!"
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Retrograde Report for 9 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 8 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Industrial-size robots built by high school teams compete against each other in a game at Rocket City Regional, Alabama’s annual FIRST Robotics Competition, in this March 16, 2018, image.
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Retrograde Report for 7 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Hey, Kid – Buckle up! The Moon's ditching Libra and sliding into Scorpio like the Millennium Falcon evading Imperial TIE fighters!"
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Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen (from left) and NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch greet the crowd at Ellington Field near NASA’s Johnson Space Center on Monday, April 3, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Great Scott! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Shifts into Virgo: Time to Tame Your Inner Lion and Channel Some Cosmic Virgo Vibes, Dudes!"
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Retrograde Report for 2 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 1 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Phytoplankton create rich blooms of color in the Atlantic Ocean near South America in this enhanced color image from Dec. 2, 2014.
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Retrograde Report for 31 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Guinness World Records officially designated NASA’s Crawler Transporter 2 as the heaviest self-powered vehicle, weighing approximately 6.65 million pounds—equivalent to about 15 Statues of Liberty or 1,000 pickup trucks.
"Beam me up, Luna-tics! The Moon is leaving its cozy Cancer home and boldly going to fiery Leo territory!"
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Retrograde Report for 30 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, left, Jessica Watkins, center, and Bob Hines, right, take in the view from the interactive recreation of the International Space Station’s cupola in the One World Connected gallery at the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum on March 28, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 29 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Attention Earthlings! The Moon is Shifting from Gemini to Cancer - Brace Yourselves for an Emotional Rollercoaster!"
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Retrograde Report for 28 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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The last rays of an orbital sunset illuminate the Earth's atmosphere in this Feb. 17, 2023, photograph from the International Space Station as it orbited 269 miles above the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Argentina.
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Retrograde Report for 27 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 26 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Attention Colonials! The Moon is making a jump from Taurus to Gemini. Brace yourselves for some cosmic turbulence and prepare to engage your wit and charm as we navigate through this astrological rollercoaster ride!"
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Retrograde Report for 25 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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A technician works on part of the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket’s core stage for Artemis II in this March 11, 2023, image.
Retrograde Report for 24 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Deputy director for technology and research investments at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, Dr. Christyl Johnson, speaks during a panel discussion as part of a Women’s History Month program, “Celebrating Women Who Tell Our Stories,” Wednesday, March 22, 2023.
"Attention Earthlings: The Moon is Leaving Aries and Entering Taurus - Time to Get Your Cosmic Cowgirl/Cowboy Hats On!"
Retrograde Report for 23 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Stars leave streaks of light in concentric circles in this Mar 16, 2012, view from the International Space Station.
Retrograde Report for 22 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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“I think I’m always seeking out projects that help people feel seen. And maybe that’s why I got so into photography initially. I struggle with that myself — feeling seen. And so to help other people feel seen is definitely an interest of mine that I keep coming back to." — Aubrey Gemignani, Photo Archivist/Photographer, Mori Associates
This Feb 3, 2023, enhanced-color image from Landsat 9 highlights a green and blue patchwork pattern in flooded rice fields in southwestern Louisiana.
Retrograde Report for 21 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Titan, Saturn’s largest moon, looks quite small in comparison to the giant planet behind it in this natural color view from the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft.
"Get Your Cosmic Seatbelts Ready: The Sun is Leaving Pisces and Entering Aries – Hold On to Your Astrological Hats!"
Retrograde Report for 20 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 19 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Get ready to blast off: Mercury leaves Pisces and enters Aries, just like a spaceship leaving an alien planet!"
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Retrograde Report for 18 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Maat Mons, a volcano on Venus that has shown signs of a recent eruption, is in the black square near the planet’s equator in this annotated, computer-simulated global map of Venus’ surface.
"Attention all star signs: The Moon is going from Capricorn to Aquarius, so buckle up and prepare for some cosmic weirdness. And if you're a Capricorn feeling a little lost, don't worry - just remember that even the most organized goats need to let their freak flag fly every once in a while."
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Retrograde Report for 17 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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An orbital sunrise reveals cloud tops above the Pacific Ocean northeast of New Zealand as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above on Feb. 10, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 16 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Elementary school students eagerly raise their hands as Diana Trujillo, technical group supervisor for sequence planning and execution and tactical mission lead for the Mars Perseverance rover, speaks to them on March 13, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 15 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my fellow space travelers! It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde, which means we can all let out a collective sigh of relief. #Phew #NoMoreMercuryMadness But don't get too comfortable just yet, my cosmic pals. You may still feel a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war as the planets continue to do their celestial dance. #PlanetaryPolka So, what's a starry-eyed human to do during this time of apparent planetary calm? Well, it's the perfect time to focus on yourself and your own personal growth. #SelfCareIsKey Use this lull in retrogrades to reassess your goals and make any necessary changes. Remember, you're in control of your own destiny, even when the planets seem to be going haywire. #YouGotThis And if you do start feeling a bit off-kilter, remember to take a deep breath and channel your inner Amy Pond. Who needs planets in retrograde when you've got a feisty spirit and a sense of humor? #FeistyAndFunny #CosmicComedian #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft is seen as it lands with Crew-5 mission members aboard on Saturday, March 11, 2023.
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Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
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Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
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Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"
Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.
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Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023
