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"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings: The Moon's Shifting from Sagittarius to Capricorn, Turning Our Emotional Phasers from 'Spontaneous Wanderlust' to 'Controlled Ambition'!"
"Hold onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon's Ditching Scorpio for Sagittarius - Apparently, She Prefers Centaurs Over Scorpions!"
"Beep Boop Beep! Lunar Module Shifting from Libra to Scorpio: Prepare for Emotional Overload, Folks!"
"Shiny! Mercury's hightailin' it from Gemini to Cancer faster than a Reaver on the prowl: Prepare for celestial mood swings and cosmic crab-walks, space cowboys!"
"Loosen Up, Moon! Virgo's Perfectionism Gets Shelved as Lunar Libra Brings Balance to the Astro-Force!"
"Galactic Gossip: The Moon Abandons Leo's Lion-Hearted Galactic Rave to Join Virgo's Intergalactic Tidying Party – Bring Your Own Towel!"
This week in 1973, the first crewed Skylab mission launched aboard a Saturn IB from NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Astronauts Charles Conrad, Paul Weitz and Joseph Kerwin docked with Skylab on the fifth orbit. The crew conducted solar astronomy, Earth resources experiments, medical studies and five experiments, and performed three spacewalks. They doubled the previous length of time in space over the course of their 28-day mission. Here, the Skylab Orbital Workshop is seen as the crew departs and performs the final fly-around inspection. Today, the Payload Operations Integration Center at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center serves as "science central" for the International Space Station, working 24/7, 365 days a year in support of the orbiting laboratory's science experiments. After 20 years of continuous human presence, the space station remains the sole space-based proving ground and stepping stone toward achieving the goals of the Artemis program. The NASA History Program is responsible for generating, disseminating and preserving NASA's remarkable history and providing a comprehensive understanding of the institutional, cultural, social, political, economic, technological and scientific aspects of NASA's activities in aeronautics and space. For more pictures like this one and to connect to NASA's history, visit the Marshall History Program's webpage. (NASA)
"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"
"Stargate's Daniel Jackson Discovers Moon's Epic Voyage from Crabby Cancer to Lovable Lion Leo: Galactic High-Five Ensues!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cuddly Cancer - Prepare for an Emotional Whirlwind and Uncontrollable Cravings for Cosmic Hugs and Timey-Wimey Feels!"
"Moove Over Taurus, Gemini Twins Burst onto the Scene: Judge Dredd Predicts a Galactic Gavel of Giggles!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings: Moon's Aries Escape Pod Lands in Taurus Territory - Game Over, Man, Game Over!"
"Pluto's swinging from Aquarius to Capricorn: Hold onto your space hats, smegheads, cosmic chaos awaits!"
"Mercury Beams from Taurus to Gemini: A Mind-Melding, Galactic Adventure of Wittiness and Cosmic Chatter!"
"Lo and Behold, Moon Swims from Piscean Depths to Aries' Fiery Embrace: Galactic Shenanigans Ensue!"
"Loosen Your Chakras & Grab Your Crystals - The Moon's Diving from Aquarius' Tech-Wizardry to Pisces' Spiritual Jacuzzi!"
"Lo and behold, dear stargazers! As the Moon moonwalks from steadfast Capricorn to the groovy Aquarius, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans of cosmic proportions, in true Londo Mollari fashion!"
"Looney Lunar Leap! Capricorn's Cosmic Goat Vaults Over to Aquarius' Celestial Puddle Party: Brace for Far-Out Frequencies and Groovy Galactic Giggles!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Escaping Sagittarius and Sneaking into Capricorn – Snake Plissken Style!"
"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"
"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"
"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"
"Double the Crab, Half the Twins! Moon's Galactic Voyage from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer: A Star Trekkin' Astro-Adventure!"
"Breaking News: Sun Leaves Taurus, Enters Gemini – Huge, Tremendous Move, Probably the Best Shift Ever!"
"Buckle Up, Stargazers! Mars Ditches its Crabby Shell to Get its Lion Pride on - the Cosmic Disco Inferno Awaits!"
"Galactic Gossip: Lunar Bull Skips to Chatty Twins' Playground - Taurus Moon Hops into Gemini's Gab-Fest, Prof. Quatermass Reports!"
"Moon from Aries to Taurus moves, hmm! Grounded energy shall awaken, young Padawans, embrace the cosmic bull we must!"
"Jupiter Moonwalks from Aries to Taurus: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Bull Ride with a Picasso Twist!"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 42069.7: Moon Swims from Dreamy Pisces to Fiery Aries - Brace Yourselves for an Astrological Warp Speed Adventure!"
"Watch Out, World: The Moon's Aquarius-to-Pisces Shift is About to Make Us All Feel Like We're Floating Through a Stargate of Emotions!"
"Breaking News: The Moon Boldly Goes Where No Moon Has Gone Before... From Capricorn to Aquarius, Engaging Warp Speed!"