"Alien Alert! Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Icy Blast of Self-Discovery, Courtesy of Your Galactic Overlords!"
"Jupiter Moonwalks from Aries to Taurus: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Bull Ride with a Picasso Twist!"
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Retrograde Report for 16 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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Maestro Piotr Gajewski conducts the National Philharmonic in the world premiere performance of Henry Dehlinger’s “Cosmic Cycles,” in this photo from Thursday, May 11, 2023, as an enhanced color image of Jupiter is displayed above.
"Piscean Pals Plunge into Planetary Peculiarities: A H2O-Yeah! Odyssey for the Fishiest Friends of the Zodiac!"
"Beam me up, Aquarius! Interstellar Laughter Awaits as the Cosmos Unveils the Ultimate Sci-Fi Binge-Watching Marathon"
"Capricorns, Engage Warp Speed: Your Horoscope Predicts a Cosmic Voyage Through the Nebula of Laughter and Success!"
"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow and Arrow: Time to Hunt Down Love, Laughs, and Replicants in this Galactic Adventure!"
"LIBRAS, PREPARE FOR HARMONIOUS BALANCE OR BE EXTERMINATED! EMBRACE THE PEACEFUL COSMIC VIBES OF JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS, OR FACE THE WRATH OF YOUR PLANETARY OVERLORDS!"
"Virgo Vibes: Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd, Tame Chaos, and Conquer the Universe with Organized Love, Baby!"
"Interstellar Antics Ahead: Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk Through a Galactic Comedy of Quantum Quirks and Celestial Snafus!"
"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Galactic Shenanigans Forecasted to Tickle the Cosmos and Confuse Alien Life Forms!"
"Galactic Bull Market Alert! Taurus to Moonwalk Through Planetary Disco, Grooving Their Hooves Off with Celestial Swagger!"
"Captain's Log, Stardate 42069.7: Moon Swims from Dreamy Pisces to Fiery Aries - Brace Yourselves for an Astrological Warp Speed Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 15 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.
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"Terminator Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Prepare for a Robotic Love Affair with the Cosmos this Month!"
Capricorn Forecast: Channeling Your Inner Bob Ross, Happy Little Goats Climb the Cosmic Mountain of Success!
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic arrow to the heart: love, laughter, and a llama named Larry may be in your future!"
Scorpio, foresee I do: Intensity rising, stingers ready, hmmm, cosmic force strong in you this week, it is!
"Libra's Love for Balance Sends Universe into a Tizzy: Wall-E Offers Therapeutic Trash Compressing Sessions to Restore Cosmic Equilibrium!"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Cosmic Energies Initiate Operation 'Organize your Shell'; Time to Debug your Life, Earthling!"
"Frakkin' Geminis! Prepare for a Dual-Personality Galactic Rollercoaster: Love Blooms, Brains Fuse, and Cylons Can't Even Keep Up!"
"Aries, Stars Align and Cosmic Energies Zoom Like Wall-E: Prepare for Galactic Adventures and Stellar Laughs!"
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Retrograde Report for 14 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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"Attention Pisceans: It's Time to Swim with the Cosmic Currents, So Grab Your Galactic Goggles and Prepare for a Splash in the Stars!"
Aquarius Forecast: Frakkin' Stars Align - Prepare for Galactic Love and Out-of-this-World Vibes, Space-hippies!
"Galactic Shenanigans Ahead, Sagittarius! Starship Saggy Prepares for a Cosmic Party as Planets Align for a Sassy Samba!"
"Libra, the Scales of Justice, Tremendously Balanced, Believe Me, We're Gonna Make Your Love Life Great Again!"
"Virgo Forecast: A Cosmic Tidying Marathon, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Planetary Alignment!"
"Roaringly Hilarious Leo Forecast: Galactic Hairballs and Cosmic Catnip Await Our Fabulous Feline Friends!"
"Shiny Crabs, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown! Cancer's Stars Alignin' Faster than Serenity on a Moonlit Getaway!"
"Twins, Unite! A Gemini Forecast: Cosmic Mischief, Holographic Horoscopes, and the Ultimate Replicant Dance-Off!"
"Multi-pass Aries! Energies Align for a Cosmic Tango of Fire & Passion - Time to Channel Your Inner Leeloo!"
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Retrograde Report for 13 May, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.
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Clouds of smoke billow out over the surrounding area as the uncrewed Skylab 1/Saturn V space vehicle launches from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on May 14, 1973.
