Virgo Report

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE your worries, Virgo! The stars ALIGN for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD week of cosmic CHAOS and ROBOTIC revelations!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season: Prepare to Roar Like a Time-Travelling Lion with a Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cosmic Cruise: A Whimsical Waltz with the Stars, Hold On to Your Shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy: Your Twin Stars Align for Hilarious High Jinks and Scientific Shenanigans!" 🌟🤣🔬✌️

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: A Cosmic Hug from Alien – But No Facehuggers, Promise!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves for an Intergalactic Rollercoaster: Even Jack O'Neill's Sarcasm Can't Save You This Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 2 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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Pisces Report

"These Are the Pisces Horoscopes You're Looking for: A Galactic Guide to Swimming with the Force"

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Aquarius Report

"Bowties, Timey-Wimey, and Stardust Galore: Aquarius, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Whimsy and Untangle the Knots of Destiny!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Month's Forecast: In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Quantum Shenanigans as Jupiter's Retrograde Takes You on a Psychedelic Joyride Through the Galactic Wormhole of Hilarity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Scales Tip in Favor of Galactic Grooviness as Venus Vibes with Cosmic Balance Beam - Prepare for Interstellar Serenades!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, Prepare for Celestial Tidying: Galactic Dust Bunnies Threaten Your Astrological Zen!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, may the Fierce be with you: A roaring adventure through the galaxy of self-discovery awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Curiosities: Quirky Quantum Quandaries Quickly Quelled with Starfleet Strategies!"

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Gemini Report

"Beam Me Up, Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Voyage of Stellar Self-Discovery and Holographic High Jinks in This Astrological Adventure!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"

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Aries Report

"Fiery Aries Rams into Stellar Shenanigans: A Cosmic Comedy Unfolds!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Computer Programmer and Mathematician Josephine Jue

Hired by NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston in 1963, Josephine Jue was a Chinese-American computer programmer and mathematician who worked for the...

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Fishes Unite! Pisces Paddle into Timey-Wimey Celestial Shenanigans: A Whovian's Guide to Swimming in the Stars!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Disco Fever: Aquarius Moonwalks into Retrograde Grooviness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare to seize the day like a replicant on the run: Mars aligns, the stars collide, and your cosmic energy will feel more electric than a unicorn's tears in the rain!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Align Your Quasars! Galactic Love Adventures Incoming Faster Than a Cylon Reboot!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Love Life Set to Soar Like RoboCop on a Unicorn: Balance and Justice for All, Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos Unite! The Stars Declare an Organised Chaos as Mercury Goes Retrograde in Your Sign - Expect Timey-Wimey Trivial Pursuits and Sensitive Dalek Encounters!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, may the Force be with you this month as you roar through the galaxy, but remember, even Princess Leia needed a little help from her friends - and droids!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Cultivate Consciousness: Cosmic Craziness Creates Clusters of Chance, Cha-Ching!" 🦀✨🔮

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Gemini Report

"Gemini's Trek Through the Stars: A Tale of Cosmic Twins, Quantum Quirks, and a Nebulous Love Affair with Deep Space Curiosity!"

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Taurus Report

"Get Ready, Taurus: Your Alien-Level Charm Will Have Everyone Saying 'Game Over, Man!' in This Month's Cosmic Love Extravaganza!"

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Aries Report

"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"

ChipWitch Today for 31 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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VIPER Team Mimics Moon's Surface

By recreating realistic Moon-like environments, we can get a much better idea of how VIPER will perform on the surface.

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TROPICS Prepped to Track Storms

A Rocket Lab Electron rocket stands on Pad B, Launch Complex 1, in Māhia, New Zealand, just ahead of a successful launch on Friday, May 26, with NASA’...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Galactic Giggles as Planetary Puns Align in Your Hilarious Horoscope Nebula!" 🐠✨😂

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Aquarius Report

"Intergalactic Aquarius Forecast: Embrace Your Inner Alien, Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Prepare for Cosmic Cuddles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Chronicles: Planetary Party in the House of the Goat - It's Time to Get Your Galactic Groove On!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for takeoff! The stars predict a cosmic rollercoaster of intergalactic proportions this week. So hold onto your zat guns and don't go starting any wormhole wars, alright?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Make the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs... of Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lively Lament: Balancing the Scales of Timey-Wimey Whims and Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo in Retrograde: Channel Your Inner Martian and Tidy Up the Cosmos with a Cosmic Vacuum!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Cosmos Roars with Laughter: Time to Juggle Planets and Hug Alien BFFs - A Cosmic Comedy Awaits!"

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