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Retrograde Report for 16 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Pisces, prepare to fish-slap the cosmos: Galactic waves bring a tsunami of groovy vibes and nerdgasms!"
"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, prepare to charm extraterrestrials with your quirky wit and teleport into a cosmic love affair!"
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: A Galactic Goat-a-Palooza of Productivity and Frak-tastic Fun is Heading Your Way!"
"Scorpio, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Hilarious Forecast: Galactic Giggles and Planetary Puns Ahead!"
"Virgo, the Sarlacc Pit of the Zodiac: Navigating Your Galactic Cleanliness and Bounty Hunting for Perfection This Month!"
"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as the Cosmos Aligns in Your Favor: It's Like a Galactic Comic-Con with Extra Catnip!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: This Month's Forecast is Bursting with Out-of-This-World Surprises - It's Game Over, Man, Game Over!"
"Whoa, Taurus! Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Bend Reality Like a Bovine Neo in This Month's Zodiac Matrix!"
"Great Cosmic Cows! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Kicks into High Gear as it Shifts from Aquarius to Pisces – Prepare for a Psychedelic Time Travel Adventure!"
"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Cosmic Energies Align for a Hilariously Bold Adventure in the Final Frontier of Self-Discovery!"
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Retrograde Report for 15 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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This image taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope shows JO204, a ‘jellyfish galaxy’ so named for the bright tendrils of gas that appear in this image as drifting lazily below JO204’s bright central bulk. The galaxy lies almost 600 million light-years away in the constellation Sextans.
"Intergalactic Fish Shenanigans: Pisces Unravel the Secrets of the Cosmos While Juggling Planetary Retrogrades and Vegan Smoothies!"
"Attention all Aquarians: Prepare for Cosmic Chaos as Uranus Moonwalks into Retrograde, Leaving You Swimming in a Galactic Puddle of Confusion!"
"Capricorn Chronicles: The Goat's Guide to Galactic Grooviness - Quantum Leaps in Love & Levitating Luck!"
"Scorpios, prepare to take the Stargate to Funky-town! Galactic love beams activate your romance sector, while quantum luck particles have money matters grinning like a Cheshire cat. Strap in for a cosmic joyride, folks!"
"Flash Gordon's Galactic Giggles: Libra's Loony Lunar Loop-de-Loop – Find Balance or Face Space-Time Shenanigans!"
"Virgo's Starship to Cleanliness: Beam up to a Tidy Future as Planetary Alignments Engage Your Inner Perfectionist!"
"Leos, prepare to roar like a Xenomorph: Your astrological forecast is bursting with out-of-this-world opportunities!"
"Double Trouble in the Galaxy! Gemini Twins Unleash Their Sarcastic Charm: A Bounty of Wit Awaits, Just Don't End Up Carbonite-Frozen!"
"Boldly Going Where No Aries Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Quest for Intergalactic Dominance and Groovy Vibes!"
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Retrograde Report for 14 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Floodwater (dark blue) stands out against the vegetation in agricultural fields around Tulare Lake near Corcoran, California, in this enhanced color image taken by Landsat 8 on March 29, 2023.
"Dead or alive, Scorpios, you're coming with the stars! Galactic forecast predicts a week of cosmic justice and astrological ass-kicking!"
"Sagittarius, This Week Your Aim is Truer Than Boba Fett's Blaster - Bounty of Good Vibes Incoming!"
"Open the Pod Bay Doors for Aquarius: A Stellar Odyssey of Galactic Giggles and Astrological Antics in the Cosmos!"
"These Aren't the Moons You're Looking For: Galactic Shift from Capricorn to Aquarius Awakens the Force Within!"
"Twins, Unite! Galactic Geminis Gear Up for a Stellar Month of Telepathic High-Fives and Intergalactic Shenanigans!"
"Crabby Cancers Beware! The Stars Align for a Shell-tacular Journey – Grab Your Photon Muffins, It's Time to Ride the Cosmic Waves!"
"Leos, prepare to Roar into Retrograde: Galactic Catnip and Intergalactic Hairballs in Your Cosmic Litter Box!"
"Libra Earthlings, Brace Yourselves! Intergalactic Scales of Justice Tilt in Your Favor as Cosmic Harmony Aligns With Your Inner Alien this Month!"
"Capricorn, Prepare to Rock Your Horns: A Cosmic Goat Rodeo Approaches with Planetary Shenanigans Galore!"
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Retrograde Report for 13 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Former NASA astronaut Alvin Drew shakes hands with a guest during the White House Easter Egg Roll in this photo from Monday, April 10, 2023.
"Pisces, Grab Your Flamethrowers! Mercury Retrograde is Shape-Shifting Your Love Life like a Shape-Shifty Thing!"
"Aries, Gort Barada Nikto! Galactic Giggle-fest Awaits as Planetary Vibes Usher in a Far-Out Funkadelic Fiesta"
"Good Morning, Taurus: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Stay in Bed - Your Stars Demand Galactic Grooviness and Astro-tastic Adventures Today!"
