"Taurus, Time to Moooove: Un-BULL-ievable Cosmic Shenanigans Await You in the Taurean Vortex of Love, Peace, and Astrophysical Peculiarities!"
"Shift in Lunar Quarters: The Moon Abandons Fiery Aries for Taurus, the Space-Cow Grazes on Greener Star Clusters!"
"Whoa, Aries! Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like Neo in The Matrix: Unleash Your Inner Keanu and Master the Astral Deja Vu!"
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Retrograde Report for 19 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes, located in Katmai National Park, forms a unique and ashen landscape. Encircled by volcanoes – both active and inactive – it has served as a perfect collection area for huge amounts of volcanic ash.
"Operating the International Space Station requires an entire team of people all coming together with one goal in pursuit of that one mission." — Jessica Watkins, Astronaut, NASA's Johnson Space Center
"I think that getting to be a crewmember on the International Space Station, and getting to serve there over the course of two long-duration stays, we really feel like we are bridge-builders." — Kjell Lindgren, Astronaut, NASA's Johnson Space Center
"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Set to Channel Inner Cyborg, Dive into Deep Astro-Webs of Intergalactic Self-Discovery!"
"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Time to Channel Your Inner Space Squid and Conquer the Galaxy's Tidal Waves!"
"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Space-Goats: Intergalactic Love and Teleportation Mishaps in This Week's Astro-forecast!"
"Sagittarius, This Week: So Say We Y'all, as Jupiter Moonwalks Into Alignment and Galactic Vibes Unleash Your Inner Space Cowboy!"
"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Hermione Granger, Groove with Mother Earth, and Conquer the Universe with Post-its!"
"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ociousness: Cosmic Catnip Aligns Planets, Time to Pounce on Your Destiny or Take an Intergalactic Catnap!"
"Great Scott, Cancer! Hop into the DeLorean of Destiny for a Cosmic Joyride through Time and Space – Flux Capacitor not Included!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Time to Hop in Your DeLorean and Blast Through a Cosmic Twin Paradox for a Dual-Dimensional Astro-Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 18 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Clouds gather on Nepal's sub-tropical side of the Himalayas with Mount Everest at the center of this photograph taken by an external high-definition camera on the International Space Station as it orbited 263 miles above the Indian subcontinent on April 13, 2023.
An American bald eagle swoops down to land on a pole at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on April 10, 2023.
"I'm afraid I can't let Pisces swim solo this month, Dave: Groovy alignments promise cosmic harmony for our fishy friends"
"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! GALACTIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT AND PEACEFUL VIBES, OR ELSE!"
"Capricorn Cyborgs Rejoice! Galactic Goats Get Giggle-Inducing Gravitational Gains in the Matrix of the Stars!"
"Scorpio, grab your light sabers and channel your inner Jedi: The Force is strong with you this month, but avoid any Vader-like tendencies!"
"Leos, prepare to ROAR: Cosmic Catnip and Interstellar Hairballs Ahead in this Week's Astro-Forecast!"
"Cancer Comrades! Batten Down the Hatches, Gather Your Shiny Space Crystals, and Prep for an Emotional Rollercoaster Through the Stars!"
"Double Trouble, Gemini! Engage Warp Speed for a Cosmic Voyage of Love, Laughter, and Nebulous Negotiations - Resistance is Futile!"
"Galactic Shenanigans Alert: The Moon's Ditching Its Fishy Pisces Vibes for a Ram-bunctious Aries Fiesta! Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"
Astro Dredd-iction: Aries to Face Fiery Cosmic Justice as Planetary Enforcers Unleash Hilariously Karmic Nebula-rays!
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Retrograde Report for 17 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Fishy folks, grab your goggles! Pisces plunges into cosmic whirlpool of groovy vibes and quantum leaps!"
"Quantum Leaps & Retrograde Vibes: Aquarius, Prep for a Cybernetic Astral Adventure in the Holographic Cosmos!"
"Fascinating, Captain: Capricorn's Dilithium Crystals Align for an Illogical Yet Amusing Cosmic Adventure"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Assembles! Time to Tidy the Galaxy and Align Those Stars, You Space-OCD Superheroes!"
"Leo, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this cosmic forecast: Prepare for a roaring good time as planetary alignments bring out your inner space lion!"
"Crabby Cancer Crew, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Claws Align for an Out-of-this-World Week Ahead!"
"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line: This Month's Stars Align to Make You the Life of the Intergalactic Party!"
"Taurus, prepare for an udder-ly cosmic week as intergalactic moo-d swings have you grazing the stars with Colonel O'Neill's trademark snark!"
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, ARIES! YOUR STARS ALIGN AS THE GALACTIC COSMIC VIBES OFFER OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD OPPORTUNITIES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
