In Western astrology, astrological signs are the twelve 30° sectors of the ecliptic. The order of the astrological signs is Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces. Each sector is named for a constellation it passes through.
The concept of the zodiac originated in Babylonian astrology, and was later influenced by Hellenistic culture. According to astrology, celestial phenomena relate to human activity on the principle of "as above, so below", so that the signs are held to represent characteristic modes of expression.
"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Brace Your Circuits for an Eclipse of Galactic Proportions in Your Social Sector!"
"Virgo Alert: Brace Yourself for Mercury’s Chaotic Dance Moves - It's More Confusing Than Quantum Physics!"
"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a High Tide of Cosmic Shifts! Beware of Moonwalking into Parallel Universes!"
"Time-traveling Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare to Clone Your Calendar for a Do-over of Cosmic Proportions!"
"Aquarius, Expect Galactic Shenanigans this Month! Your Social Life May Involve More Plot Twists than a Babylon 5 Episode!"
"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"
"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"
"Virgo, Prepare for an Epic Battle Between Your Inner Perfectionist and the Chaos of Outer Space This Week!"
"Leo Alert! Time to Roar into Action as Uranus Retrogrades, or Maybe You're Just Having a Hairball?"
"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini, Time to Clone Your Fun! Or Maybe Just Your Houseplants, for Science!"
"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"
"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"
"Brace Yourself Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Urges to Conquer the Universe...or Just Reorganize Your Sock Drawer!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"
"Cancerians, Hold Onto Your Hermit Crabs: Lunar High Tide Predicts a Rollercoaster of Emotions and Extra Crunchy Granola!"
"Double Trouble Twins Gemini: Reapplying Camouflage as Mercury Retrogrades, Not Even Invisibility Cloaks Can Hide Your Drama!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"
"Capricornian Chronicles: Goat-Fish Hybrid Seeks Mountainous Success and Deep Sea Wisdom - All Without Leaving the Couch!"
"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Galactic Dance! Your Planets are Shuffling like a Klingon at a Star Wars Convention!"
"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"
"Virgo Stars Align: Get Ready for an Invisible-Yet-Busy Week, Just Like Our Favorite Cloaked Alien in the Jungle!"
"Frakkin' Leos, Brace Yourselves! A Supernova of Possibility is About to Blast Your Mane - And Your Ego, Too!"
"Cancer: Your Week Ahead Looks More 'Beach Picnic' Than 'Robot Apocalypse'. Stay Alert for Spilled Smoothies!"
"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities - Strap in for a Quantum Quirkiness!"
"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"
