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Zodiac
Zodiac

In Western astrology, astrological signs are the twelve 30° sectors of the ecliptic. The order of the astrological signs is Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces. Each sector is named for a constellation it passes through.

The concept of the zodiac originated in Babylonian astrology, and was later influenced by Hellenistic culture. According to astrology, celestial phenomena relate to human activity on the principle of "as above, so below", so that the signs are held to represent characteristic modes of expression.

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Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic seas: Your week will be weirder than a Klingon at a Star Wars convention!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus Rings a Bell and It's Not for Takeout: A Galactic Rollercoaster Awaits!"

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Capricorn Report

"CAPRICORNS, PREPARE FOR STARRY DOMINATION! YOUR PLANETARY ALIGNMENT DEMANDS EXTERMINATION OF SELF-DOUBT!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Uranus is Doing the Hokey Pokey and It's About to Shake Things Up!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting: this week brings more drama than a Star Wars prequel!"

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Libra Report

"Balance Find, You Must! Galactic Groove Libra, In Your Future It Is!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Uranus to Photobomb Your Selfie with Mercury, But Don't Worry - Every Planet Has Its (Back)side!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Brace Yourselves, You Lions! The Universe is Lining Up to Play Chess and Your Mane is the Queen's Gambit!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Warp Speed! Your Emotional Nebula is about to Encounter a Cosmic Twister!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins on Patrol! Gemini, Prepare for Double Trouble in the Stars - Cosmic Law and Order Edition!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Spirit Animal - The Bull is Going Vegan this Month!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Hasta La Vista, Aries! The Moon is Bull-Dozing its Way into Taurus Territory!"

Aries Report

"Fasten Your Star-Spangled Seatbelts, Aries: Your Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride Through Quantum Quirks & Nebula Nonsense Begins Now!"

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect Some Moisture with a Chance of Sarlacc Pits!"

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Aquarius Report

"Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! Aquarius is Rising to Cosmic Stardom... I'll Be Back with More Stellar Puns!"

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Capricorn Report

"Earthlings, Brace Yourselves! Capricorn's Planetary Alignment Promises More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! The Stars Say It's Time to Dance with the Space Cows!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Or as I like to call it, 'The Big Bang Theory meets Woodstock'!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Time to Balance Those Scales: Will It Be Pizza or Salad? The Stars Are As Confused as You!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Pulls a Timey-Wimey Trick, Expect Socks to Mysteriously Disappear!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Roaring Good Time: Stars Say It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd and Rule the Galaxy!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Crab: It's Time to Side-Step Towards Victory...But Beware of the Butter!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Guide to Juggling Jupiter's Jokes and Saturn's Sarcasm - It's Not Rocket Science, But Might As Well Be!"

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Taurus Report

"Stargate SG-1: Taurus Edition - When the Bull Meets the Wormhole: A Rom-Com in Outer Space!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Ramming into Retrograde: Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt of Galactic Proportions!"

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Ready to Swim in Cosmic Soup? The Universe is Stirring Your Starry Pot!"

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Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Your Love Life is About to Beam Up to Warp Speed!"

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Capricorn Report

"Resistance is Futile: Capricorn's Planetary Alignment Demands Emotional Growth, Despite their Stubborn Persistence to Stay the Same!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Expect a Galactic Traffic Jam in Your Love Life Due to Retrograde! Remember, Every Red Light Eventually Turns Green!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for cosmic domination! Planetary alignments suggest 'Exterminate' is not an option this month!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season: Time to Balance Those Scales, or Dumbledore's Beard, You're Gonna Need More Tea Leaves!"

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Virgo Report

"Galactic Forecast for Virgo: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Social Distancing! Time to Fine-Tune Your Inner Geek and Embrace the Chaos of the Stars!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Stars Predict a Tremendous, Possibly Yuge, Cosmic Windfall - It's Going to be Great, Believe Me!"

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Cancer Report

"Crab People! Brace Yourselves for Galactic Shenanigans - Your Moon is in Retrograde and Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

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Gemini Report

"Help us, Gemini Kenobi, You're Our Only Hope: A Dual-Faced Galactic Forecast of Hilarious Misadventures and Cosmic Chaos!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare for a Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes: Your Moon is Rising Faster than Serenity Out of Reaver Territory!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cadets! The Moon's Swapping its Pisces PJs for Aries Armor - Expect Cosmic Fireworks!"

Mercury is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Great Scorpius! Mercury's Shifting Gears from Leo's Lion Roar to Virgo's OCD Clean Sweep - Hold onto Your Cosmic Flux Capacitors!"

Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Cosmic Pile of Galactic Shenanigans This Month!"

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Delight: Prepare for a Celestial Splash as Neptune Swaps its Trident for a Rubber Duck!"

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Aquarius Report

"RoboCop Out: Aquarius, Time to Upgrade Your Emotional Firewall this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Even Saturn's Rings Can't Hold You Back This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Week is About To Be as Unpredictable as a Stargate Wormhole on the Fritz!"

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Scorpio Report

"Boldly Go Where No Scorpio Has Gone Before: A Galactic Adventure into Your Love Life... Set Phasers to Stunning!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Prepared for Scales to Tip or Just Out of Balance? Gravity Might Be the Culprit, not Venus!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury's in Retrograde but Don't Worry, It's Not an Alien Invasion!"

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Leo Report

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Leo! Galactic Convergence Predicts SURGE in Charisma - Beware of Over-Inflated Egos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Galactic Forecast: Intergalactic Crab Walks, Moonlit Mood Swings & Nebula Netflix Binges!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Orbit into Laughter: Your Twin Stars Align for a Cosmic Comedy Show!"

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Taurus Report

"Steer Clear, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Has More Mood Swings Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"

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