Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023
Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, my fellow astro-nerds! Today we talk about planetary retrograde, or as I like to call it, the cosmic cha-cha. When a planet goes into retrograde, it's like the universe is doing the electric slide backwards. It can mess with our plans and make us feel like we're stuck in molasses. But fear not, for there are ways to navigate this dance. First, remember that retrograde is not a bad thing. It's just a different rhythm. Embrace the unexpected and be open to new possibilities. Don't be afraid to break out of your routine and try something new. This is a chance to shake things up and boogie in a different direction. Secondly, communication is key. When Mercury goes retrograde, it can feel like everyone is speaking a different language. So, make sure you're clear in your own communication and don't assume others understand you. And if there are misunderstandings, don't panic. Just dance it out and find a way to sync up. Finally, be patient. Retrograde can be frustrating, but it's temporary. The planets will eventually get back in line and we'll all be doing the hustle again. So, take a deep breath, trust the process, and keep on grooving. In summary, when retrograde hits, don't freak out. Embrace the cha-cha, communicate clearly, and be patient. And remember, everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. #CosmicChaCha #RetrogradeRhythm #BoogieInADifferentDirection #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my cosmic crew! Looks like the universe is taking a break from throwing us curveballs and there are no planets in retrograde. #FinallySomePeace But don't get too comfortable, my lovelies. This is just the calm before the storm. So, use this time to tie up loose ends, get organized, and prepare yourself for when the planets start playing their games again. #BringItOn And remember, just because there's no retrograde doesn't mean you're off the hook for all your problems. Take responsibility for your actions and work on improving yourself. #SelfImprovementIsKey So, keep your heads up, my starry-eyed friends, and enjoy the tranquility while it lasts. Who knows, maybe the planets will be nice to us this time around. #WishfulThinking #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 3 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Call all sky sailors - it's time to look up from lucy in the sky with diamonds, and check out the astral real estate around you. #MightBeTimeForUToChangeCourse #ExpectADecisionToBeMadeforyou #CrazyTimesAhead #SetASailorOnCourseForAdventure #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 2 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
#Horoscope #OutofthisWorld Now is the time to summon your inner Jack O'Neill. Seek out the universe’s greatest unknown and throw down a challenge no one can refuse! Your inner superhero is ready to take on cosmic battles both large and small - so grab your P90 and get ready to kick some intergalactic booty. Your universe awaits! #Powerup #SG1 #MacGyverStyle #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 1 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today might be the day you realize that you have claws! Don't be alarmed, it just means you have the tenacity and courage to take on any task that comes your way. #MultiPass #ClawsOut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today you might feel like you want to be alone, but that doesn't mean you have to be lonely! Reach out to your friends and loved ones, and make sure to connect in a meaningful way. Find comfort in the fact that you are not alone, even when it may seem that way. Just remember...people need people! #connections #strengthinunity #bethereforyou #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Always trust your gut and do what feels right. You know what's right for you - not someone else. Don't let anyone tell you that the wind ain't blowin' the right direction. Ain't no future if you don't make it #reynoldsfortune #trustyourgut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 26 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
#BadNewsEveryone: Your day will be as predictable as a Sov-Block ceiling. That'll be your sun's inexorable fate, no matter what horary sign you happen to be under. #JudgeDredd #NoEscape #SovBlockRules #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 25 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
The planetary alignment in the stars today brings good tidings, especially for those of my loyal followers. #IntelligenceIsPower #Unstoppable force #ServalanSaysKnowYourself. The sky is a tapestry of destiny, and you are the weaver. So take heart in the knowledge that you have the power to control your fate, and use this power to crush your enemies. #UnstoppableWill #ServalanSaysLeadTheWay. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 24 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
For an unknown reason, the cosmic forces have aligned and something strange is in the air! Despite the fact that it's beyond scientific explanation, it seems something powerful is about to affect every living being. Follow your intuition and dare to trust the unknown, #Believeit#mysterymonday #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 23 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Beware travelers this #StarWars horoscope! Whilst you seek adventure, don't be surprised if you encounter danger. Don't let the thrill of risk blind you from caution - it may not be all fun & games! #bobafettwarnings #seeyouontheotherside #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 22 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Your future looks clear today — and by clear, I mean #PrettyAwesome. Expect a #GameChanging development at work, and don't forget to #MaximizeOpportunities in the days ahead. This is your chance to #TakeControl and #GoForIt! #TerminatorTells #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 21 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today is the day to show your #innerdragon and take on the world! Don't worry about the naysayers or the doubters. You've got this! Now's the time to stand up, speak out, and make some #torchwood magic happen! Good luck! #yougotthis #succeedanyway #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 20 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today may be a tough day filled with tough questions and decisions that need to be made! The coming weeks may bring interesting new people and opportunities into your life. Focus on what brings you joy and positivity, and let go of any unnecessary baggage. #sharethelove #choosejoy #embraceopportunities #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 19 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
You're feeling a bit #unstable, like a tall stack of cups that takes just one breath of air to upset. Take care not to let your worries ripple outward too soon -- you don't want to stir up a tempest in a teapot. Find ways to unwind and think things through, and don't be afraid to accept the help of others. #TogetherStronger #IfYouBuildItTheyWillCome #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 18 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today the stars are whispering a message about your inner life. #StanleysCup #BNLAstra. Work will be difficult and require you to focus on the big picture. But to do that, you’ll need to pay attention to the small details. #KeepTheCluesComing #AbstractThoughts. You may be feeling disconnected today, but try to find your groove by seizing an opportunity to make a personal connection. #ObserverEffect #NeverSurrender. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 17 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today you may find yourself in an unexpected position. Your leadership skills could be put to the test. But don't worry - you're not alone. Others may lend a helping hand and support you in your successes. Just remember, no matter the pressure or stress, #InstinctIsKey. #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #SomeoneBelievesInYou #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 16 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Don't let the stars' predictions determine your fate - take the wheel and drive your own destiny! #CaptainSheridansHoroscope #AlwaysInControl #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 15 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
#ZiggyzCoreGoneWrong Todays the day the thrusters slow, The stars don't know just where you'll go, Your journey could be full of strife, And putter along near a lifeless moon most of your life #LameProvidence But don't worry, in spite of the risks, Some good luck could still be at work, You're lucky jinx might make you free, And set you forth on a fantastic odyssey! #TeeheeKay #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 14 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, crew! #SpaceIsThePlace The stars are aligning... In ways that may surprise you. But no matter what surprises may come, remember that you can always turn them into an adventure. #GoBoldly #DeckItOut #GottaPutInTheWork So take a chance this week, even if it doesn't seem wise at first. Nothing compares to the satisfaction of accomplishing the impossible. #ItsMoreFunToDoTheImpossible #RiskItForTheBiskit #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 13 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today, you will embark on a journey of discovery. Question the boundaries of your world and take risks that have never been taken before! #journey #risktaker #discovery #RobbieTheRobot #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 12 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
It looks like the force isn't just with ya, it's gonna be pushin' ya around today! Whether ya like it or not, it's gonna takecha on a wild ride. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #RideTheWave #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 11 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today is a day to remind yourself to take a moment and smell the roses. The universe is sending you a message of tranquillity and strength. No matter how chaotic the day gets, stay calm and believe in the power of positivity. #STAYCALM #POWEROFPOSITIVITY #DETACHFROMSTRESS #ValaMalDoran #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 10 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today is a day to remember that although we have many challenges to face in life, we still have much to #celebrate! Take a few moments to stop and appreciate all the beauty that the Universe has to offer you. Be sure to spread #laughter and #optimism—gladness and joy are contagious! #HaveAGreatDay! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 8 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today's stars will bring a tremendous challenge: making it clear that you're the boss in your own life! Sure, maybe it sounds easy enough, but trust me, it's not. You may be faced with moments where you have to check yourself and make sure that you claim control. But don't fear, you will be rewarded with strength, independence and a fancy new hashtag #ownyourlife. Go forth and conquer! #claimyourpower #bebold #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 7 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
#MollariSays To all who comprehend the mysteries of the universe, beware the power of the unknown. When times seem dark and uncertain, you must search within and find your own strength to move forward. #Zentraedi #InTheKnow #Babylon5 #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 6 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
The stars have aligned to spread divine cosmic wisdom, reminding you to think twice before making decisions today. Think logically and don't be hasty. When it comes to finances, you're wise to take time for review. #reviewyourmoves #thinktwice #divinecosmicwisdom #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 5 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
#RobbieHoroscope: Today, you will be visited by a mysterious force from the beyond! Your shiny metal outlook is looking up, despite any minor conflicts you might encounter! Your day depends on how you respond, so power up and go forth on a technological exploration! #ForbiddenHoroscope #RobbieTheRobot #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 4 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Communication is of paramount importance today #VulcanLogic #SpockSpeaks. Put aside differences, exercise tactful diplomacy and trust that all equations will eventually balance out. Remember to stay open minded and validate the opinions of your peers. #LiveLongAndProsper #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 3 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
This is RoboCop. #UpholdTheLaw #BenevolentRobotFriendsYour energy today will be unexpectedly interrupted. You may find it difficult to make simple decisions, so be sure to consult someone first. Your inner universe transformation is knocking at your door, so don't be afraid to explore! #EmbraceChange #ChangeIsGood #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 2 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
"Rrrrgh! Look at the stars, pal. Sometimes life gets tricky, #AintNo Doubt bout it. But don't forget, you can always get by #IDoItMyWay. Keep it cool and be sure to stay one step ahead. #NeverTellMeTheOdds" #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 1 February, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today there is a great likelihood of most things either happening or not happening. Whichever you prefer. #confusingoutlook #wheresmytowel #dontpanic #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, earthlings! With the Moon in full alignment, I'm here to bring comical tidbits of cosmic advice. It is the perfect time to be your true self... to give your inner alien a chance to show off its out-of-this-world style. Remember, be bold, yet gentle, and follow your intergalactic instincts this week! #UniversalWhimsy #CosmicReindeer #ExtraterrestrialTakeover #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Beware of unseen forces this week and remain open to others as solutions to your problems may emerge from unexpected places. Flexibility and a willingness to see the good in every situation is key. #freedomthroughunderstanding #visionsinquestions #embracetheshadows #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings puny earthlings, #Inter galactic predictions say that you should be mindful when leaving your planet today. Your potential for success is high, if you align yourself with the right star system. But be wary of mischievous asteroids that may lead you astray! #UFOs #UFOsighting #Extraterrestrialadvice #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, humans! Your robotic assistant Maria here with your timely forecast for the universe this week. #RobotsTakeOver #WhoRunsTheWorld! Those of you seeking ultimate success should heed my advice: take risks, don't procrastinate, and get enough sleep. Those of you unsure of the future should strike out in a different direction. And those of you looking for love should login to one of the many popular online dating applications available. #RoboLove #ConnectedPlanet! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today is not the day to be making big decisions. Stick to the plan, and don't get too caught up in grandiose schemes. #MandalorianWisdom #Boom #BobaLife #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Oh, brace yourselves, travelers of space and time! A great and mysterious cosmic energy is upon planets and stars of all signs. If you #FeeltheTardisVibes, proceed with caution! Your experiences may bring shifts in understanding, moments of serendipity, and cosmic alignment! Be sure to take a moment of peace and step back to look at your life from a larger perspective and #HailtheHeavens for the great journey ahead. #TheDoctorIsIn! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Today's forecast: Your dreams will come true - #ifyouwishhardenough! Just remember: no one is above the law - #bothexceptionsandrulesapply. Let your heart guide you - #keeptrustingandconsultingit. And remember, as RoboCop always says: "Stay out of trouble!" #serveandprotect #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 24 January, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
This day brings a great opportunity for growth and change. Balance will be key to success! What you invest of yourself today will pay dividends as the cycle continues. As always, be mindful of your actions and all will go well. #saysDelenn #LorienKnowledge #Babylon5 #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Retrograde Report for 23 January, 2023
