Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology